
Well that didn’t take long. Jerry Jones’ enabling and Wade Phillips’ denials notwithstanding, Pacman Jones has been suspended indefinitely by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. According to Michael David Smith, the suspension will be for at least four games. Dallas’ ambitious social experiment lasted a whopping six games.
Apparently, Jones violated the terms of his reinstatement on the night when he is alleged to have gotten into a fight with his own babysitter. But it may have been his imbibing, rather than his belligerence, that got him crossways with the Commish.
“Looks like somebody forgot there’s a rule against alcoholic beverages in fraternities on probation.”


At least with the NFL suspending pac, the Titans will have to give the Cowboys back a pick and the Cowboys don’t owe them shit, so that’s some good news, right? RIGHT!?!?!?!
SOMEONE TALK TO ME!!!!
He don’ drank.
Darwin was right.
Poor bastard’s not even big enough to be a UPS driver.
Don’t you dare say it!
But what about Ms. Pac-man?
You know, we’re all having a good laugh at the Cowboys’ expense, but really it’s the Titans that are taking it in the ass. Cowboys really lose nothing in all of this, except the services of that rough ‘n’ tough colored boy.
That’s one black person who sure puts a thrill in this hockey mom. He can gobble me up and make me take it in the ass anytime!
And PacMan seemed like such a nice boy. Who saw this coming?
holy fuck, this misery tastes Soooo gooood. Mmmmmm….god yes
Wade could be heard after the suspension announcement screaming “…and they took the pastry bar! The whole fucking pastry bar!”
The last time I saw something so predictably scripted I woke up during a “Young Guns” movie – I quickly drank the rest of the bottle and problem solved.
Warning to all women in the greater Irving/Dallas metro area. DO NOT GO OUT TO CLUBS TONIGHT!!! Pac-man is pissed and looking for bitches to slap and innocent bystanders to shoot.
Oh, and does anyone else think that TO is about to do something really crazy because he isn’t getting his share of the spotlight, what with Romo and Pacman taking all the headlines?
The Cowboys traded for Roy Williams today too, as a future replacement for TO when he loses his fucking mind.
ZOMG GUYZ!!!! Brett Favre talked to Tony Romo about his pinky finger injury!!!!! IT’S LIKE HE’S PASSING THE GUNSLINGER, SMILING QUARTERBACK ROLE!!!! cAN YOU BELIEVE IT JAWS?!?!?!?! ISN’T THAT THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING?!?!?!
Also, Pacman ain’t down wid it. But he gon have plenty mo time to tracta dat azz. All John Deere and shit.
This time next year, TO will be playing for the Patriots.
It will be awesome watching Tom Brady try to figure out how the fuck he’s supposed to get TO and Randy Moss the ball 20 times a game each. They’ll just have to line up max protect with 8 O-linemen and those two on every play.
Why so there is, WISMAD.
When asked about his impending suspension, Pacman remarked simply, “Not down wid it.”
All that really needs to besaid.
looking forward to the next wade and jerry
Please let there be a new “Wade and Jerry” this week
Wasn’t there a “this team is going to implode” tag that would have fit this entry?
@Drew: To fill the newly created hole at quarterback, Jerry Jones just signed Thor to a one-year contract
The issue here is not whether Pac broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with his female party guests – he did.
i especially like the pairing of this with the “Chocolate News” ad at the top
What part of “she had it coming” does the commish not understand?
Greg, what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.
Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.
You’re talking about Dallas, sir.
Of course I’m talking about Dallas, you TWERP!
Slash, so you mean she looked like this?
Based on what that uberdouche, Deion Sanders said on NFL Network after this story first broke, I’m sure he and Pacman will have a prayer meeting and work all this out. Maybe Ray-Ray will come over and they can all get right with the Lord.
Commissioner Goodell=Dean Wormer
ahhhh this eases the pain of losing the rams just a little bit more…
A man cannot change who he is.
He can’t do that to our pledges.
Only we can do that to our pledges
Looks like another candidate for the 12 step program at Stupid Mother Fuckers Annonymous.
DON’T FUCK WITH THE BABYSITTER.
/brandishes gun at the Lords of Hell
Kinda related, kinda not: A chick I work with saw Jessica Simpson at a tanning place today (in Irving) and reports that she looked like shit (Jessica, that is). Hair unbrushed, still had on last night’s makeup, raggedy-ass clothes. Coincidence? I don’t think so…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–_-88xEQBg