Brady Quinn Endorses John McCain, Heads Up Local Chapter Of Log Cabin Republicans
This has been a hotly contested Presidential election. Perhaps you are an undecided voter. Perhaps you just aren’t sure who you want to lead the country through this very difficult time. Perhaps you’re thinking to yourself, “I just won’t know how to vote until I hear from the backup quarterback and left tackle for one of the NFL’s most absymal teams.” Well, you’re in luck. For Brady Quinn, along with Joe Thomas, has gotten all soaped up and “come out” as a John McCain supporter.
This surprised me, because I figured John McCain’s conservative views conflicted with Brady, um, choice of lifestyle. Then again, I can see Quinn’s endorsement appealing to crucial swing voters. And by “swing voters,” I mean local steel mill workers who tell their wives they’re going bowling, only to swing by a shirtless rave with five or six of their closest “buddies.”
What’s driving Quinn’s endorsement? Well, as Christmas Ape said, “Let’s just say when Brady hears ‘Joe-Six Pack,’ he doesn’t think of beer.” Indeed. Last time Brady was presented with a vagina, he said, “Thanks, but no thanks.”
Thanks to reader Jamaal for the tip.
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October 9th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Ocho Cinco for Obama, Quinn for McCain. Ohio is truly a battle ground state.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:27 am
Joe Thomas? The prototypical man’s ogre? The sort of person who could say “FEE FI FO FUM” and have scores of people run from his terrifying visage? WELL I’M CONVINCED
October 9th, 2008 at 10:28 am
does joe thomas’ badassedness offset brady quinn’s general sucktitude at life here in making me not ashamed of voting republican? probably not.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Andrew Sullivan is going to pitch an absolute fit.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:31 am
McCain has promised Brady a SWEET job in his cabinet.
Under his desk in the oval office.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Hot stuff, comin’ through!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Hot thtuff, comin’ through!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:33 am
@StuScott
Will you marry me?
October 9th, 2008 at 10:33 am
If George Bush doesn’t make you ashamed of voting Republican, nothing will.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:34 am
[Puts on flame retardant clothing]
October 9th, 2008 at 10:36 am
@TF: Why not? We work hard, we play hard!
October 9th, 2008 at 10:37 am
[puts on retard retardant clothing]
October 9th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Brian, I think you’ll be alright. You can call it a wash.
Plus, while Brady’s gayness might lead him to stray from McCain, the fact that there’s no way in hell that he’ll ever have to worry about an abortion brought him right back.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:38 am
my friends, come join me in this hot tub.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:44 am
Quinn’s smiling because he dropped the soap and knows that McCain’s got his back. Oh yeah…
[cue gay porn music]
October 9th, 2008 at 10:52 am
know who’s gay THAT ONE.
priceless.
October 9th, 2008 at 10:57 am
I can’t wait for this fucking election to finally be over
October 9th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Game, set, and match to Mr. Majority.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:15 am
Sarah Palin.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:31 am
I’ve got her back…
October 9th, 2008 at 11:31 am
In defense of Brady, if the Browns had a clue he wouldn’t be a ‘back-up QB of one of the NFL’s most abysmal franchises’.
By the time we know about Obama/Mccain, Brady will have shed that title for sure, and Romeo Crennel will be at home eating pancakes with his bare hands.
/squirting syrup in his mouth after each bite.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
“Romeo Crennel will be at home eating pancakes with his bare hands.
/squirting syrup in his mouth after each bite.”
That’s the best idea I’ve heard all day. Keeps the dishes clean, while avoiding a syrupy mess. No wonder people call Romeo Crennel one of the great thinkers of our time.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:36 am
@ Jay Cutler: Ah yes, nothing like a noodle armed QB to fix your team’s problems at O-Line, wide receiver, weakside/strongside/inside linebacker, cornerback, and free/strong safety…
October 9th, 2008 at 11:41 am
Anyone notice the link to the Browns story at the bottom of the article?
“If Quinn can’t beat out Anderson, Quinn must really…suck” by Gregg Doyle
October 9th, 2008 at 11:42 am
You know, the campaign may be struggling a bit these past few weeks, and this is almost surely because of the weird old man I’m campaigning with, but this just isn’t what we need. You see, it’s gotta be all about job creation. And we hockey moms in the world just don’t want to have to explain to our children why there are men in the world who want to have sex with other men. Even if those men claim to love Jesus, like Joe Gibbs or Tony Dungy. No. I say to Brady Quinn: when you have sex with other men the terrorists win!
October 9th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Aren’t most closeted gay congressmen republican? It’s an innocent question.
/runs because he already knows the answer.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:53 am
It’s a match made in heaven. John McCain can’t lift his arms up to signal a touchdown, and Brady Quinn will never throw one in the NFL.
As for Joe Thomas, he’s decided to skip voting on election day and go fishing with his dad.
October 9th, 2008 at 11:54 am
I’m John McCain, and I support Brady Quinn’s throwing of bun darts!!!
October 9th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Obama’s pissed off and is now courting Jeff Garcia’s endorsment.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
or catching of the bun darts.
/I’m John McCain, and I approved this message.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Now let me show you how we did it in the Hanoi Hilton, Brady.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Brady Quinn strongly supports getting drilled offshore.
October 9th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
McCain: “In answer to Brady’s question, yes, I used to fire a hot missile up the exhaust pipe of my enemy combatant.”
October 9th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Uh…drill, baby, drill?
October 9th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
My friends, I appreciate your support, my friends.
/wandering aimlessly on stage
//shits Depends
///grins creepily
October 9th, 2008 at 12:50 pm
FYI: you have your “they’re” and “their”’s reversed.
PS: Brady Quinn is a football god.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Quinn just wants Sarah Palin to go hunting for Horse Balls.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
…and Aaron’s back! This thread could not get any better.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
The question we should be asking is who is the REAL Derek Anderson???
I mean when he associates with teams like the Ravens by not declining their selection of him… he must really suck, right?
Derek Anderson makes me very afraid.
October 9th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Real Americans would decline being drafted by a crappy team… http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9F03E6DE153AF930A15757C0A9629C8B63
October 9th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
I love the dick. Seriously. I just can’t get enough. I like it in my ass. I like it in my mouth. I love jizz. God, it tastes SO good. I don’t know why I’m confessing all of this to all of you here, but I just had to say it to someone somewhere. I want Brady Quinn. I want him to treat me rough. I want to suck his dick.
October 9th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
Good night and good luck!!
October 9th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
Randy, phone for you…yup, it’s Brady.
October 9th, 2008 at 5:14 pm
What the fuck just happened in the last 4 or five comments. Please fuck off.
October 10th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Hey, wait a minute! STOP!!!!
I’m from Cleveland, as in I didn’t choose to be a Browns fan. I just am, and you guys are CREEPING ME THE FUCK OUT!!!!
Argh!!