And Now, Eight Minutes of Pain. No, It’s Not Sex with Jerramy Stevens
Like most of you, we, too, are recovering from last night’s meth binge. It’s really the only way to properly celebrate a new Raiders head coach.
Our secret for waking up in the mornings? It’s something stronger than coffee. No, not cocaine. Although that’s a good idea. If you’re out of blow but have an internet connection, we strongly recommend EIGHT FUCKING MINUTES of NFL players getting their shit rocked. It always makes us feel better to know that other people are in severe pain.
(thanks to Hot Clicks)
Tags: captain caveman, Sorry about the Ray Lewis dancing part, yeah we had nothing ready this morning
October 1st, 2008 at 10:17 am
This is nice, but…
When I watch cumshot compilations on pornhub, I know that if the movie is 6:15, then I’m getting 6:15 of girls getting shot in the face.
I feel that, due to the intro of this clip, I’m owed at least one minute of NFL players getting their shit rocked.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:18 am
Been a while since we’ve had a good Jerramy Stevens reference. It’s fitting that it should come while we’re thinking of Al Davis, another man who society should’ve put down a long time ago.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:20 am
@MD2020
Nice handle. Reminds me of good ol’ 10th grade drunkenness.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:23 am
was it just me or did i see Oregon Ducks in there?
October 1st, 2008 at 10:24 am
The last time Jerramy lasted 8 minutes he was raping a slutty elephant.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:27 am
Peter King can’t stop nodding his head in tune with the beat. But he wonders what happened to that nice British girl who sings about tea and windows.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:30 am
@Maj,
Any chance we could find a slutty elephant to rape Stevens?
October 1st, 2008 at 10:36 am
http://tanagordanier.ca/africa%20elephants%20mating.jpg
October 1st, 2008 at 10:39 am
Can it really be called “sex” when it involves Stevens pinning a wailing girl’s face to the floor and forcing himself into whatever hole happens to be handiest?
October 1st, 2008 at 10:39 am
The video quality was ass, so I couldn’t tell if they were in there or not but it seemed like there were some really noticeable ommissions.
1) Didn’t Brandon Jacobs just HOUSE somebody week 1? I don’t remember the team. Redskins?
2) Preseason this year, James Jones of the Packers got his helmet taken off and still scored with an additional 20+ Y.A.C.
3) and then there’s my personal favorite, perhaps, of. All time. EVAR. MoJo Drew E-effing-rasing the Chargers’ #56, Cheater Cheaterson.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:45 am
I think the shot of Reggie getting his fucking clock cleaned in the flat is the best.
October 1st, 2008 at 10:55 am
Anyone else see like 40 seconds worth of Madden Strahan footage? or did that just happen in my mind?
@ Brian “The Fluffer” Urlacher- totally agree that Mojo cleaning Cheaterson’s clock was an all-time great. There should be a rule that linebackers who get caught with steroids and get demolished by 4′3 running backs are no longer allowed to have “sack dances.” It was like when Steven Lattimer went off the juice in The Program and got run over on 4th and short, costing the Timberwolves the game… am I right?
/cue crickets
October 1st, 2008 at 11:00 am
Definitely saw MJD destroying Merriman in there. The one that I really wanted to see was someone returning a kick against Indianapolis last year, and a Colts player just ran through the returner. I agree with Nick, Reggie getting rocked was awesome.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:12 am
There should be a “nightmare fuel” tag just for the headline.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:17 am
@ Birdman
Wasn’t that the Cowboys game? If so it was in there.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:20 am
I retract my previous statement, they showed a hit from 06, we didn’t play the Cowboys last year.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:28 am
Smashing into a guy at full speed and throwing his ass to the ground without getting arrested must be awesome. Wish I could do it.
October 1st, 2008 at 11:35 am
I couldn’t see a fucking thing. Is this what happens when video editors do coke and angeldust at the same time?
October 1st, 2008 at 11:36 am
@ Daydream — i saw it too. Go Ducks!
could someone give me the approximate point where MJ-D rocks Merriman? was looking for it but missed it. TIA
October 1st, 2008 at 11:36 am
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph I love watching Sheldon Brown destroy Reggie Bush. I wish I could have eight different angles of it as my screen saver.
Far be it for me to say something nice about the Cowboys, but I love the “Jason Witten gets his helmet knocked off” play. What a player.
October 1st, 2008 at 1:04 pm
It was Darrell Reid blowing up someone on Tennessee during the last game of the season last year.
Is there anything better than watching huge hits compilations? I think not.
October 1st, 2008 at 2:08 pm
I freaking love that hit on Reggie too.
/wouldn’t love it if we had lost the game
October 1st, 2008 at 2:25 pm
The credits on Lord of the Rings were shorter.
October 1st, 2008 at 3:49 pm
A bit overproduced, but I could watch that stuff all day, if 2-3 minutes of it wasn’t guys prancing about that is.
October 1st, 2008 at 4:35 pm
When you said “Eight Minutes of Pain” I assumed it was from the Couric-Palin interview.
(As a vertically challenged person myself, I love MJD jacking up Merriman.)
October 1st, 2008 at 7:26 pm
Seeing Jeremy Shockey get tackled never gets tired.
/Giants fan
October 1st, 2008 at 9:23 pm
what’s with the random oregon highlight in there?
October 2nd, 2008 at 3:26 am
Urlacher flying in on a delayed blitz and separating Tim Rattay from his tonsils (2:28) was a memory from the ‘06 season that I’ll never forget. I still get a warm feeling in the cockles of my black heart whenever I see that one.
The part of the video where the Giants hit Brady play after play was good too.