Comments on: Always Be Covering: Even You, New England

By: Jay

Jay — Sun, 05 Oct 2008 00:40:54 +0000

DID SOMEBODY SAY BOND DIVERSIFICATION?

I hope not. That is an incredibly dull subject.

By: Mo Dred

Mo Dred — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:23:11 +0000

I’m taking Mike Baby and the Haitian Headhunters to cover against Detroit. He’s going to get his revenge for all EIGHT YEARS of being a Lions fan…Then I’m going to invoke my right to kill any Haitian who was stupid enough to become a Lions fan, post-Barry Sanders.

By: Seahawk Blue Pride

Seahawk Blue Pride — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:13:34 +0000

I was the white boy listening to Wu Tang and thinking he was hard. Actually we probably all were.

By: Seahawk Blue Pride

Seahawk Blue Pride — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 17:12:48 +0000

I’ll fuckin …..sew your asshole closed and keep feedin you…and feedin you…and feedin you

By: Pen Dragon

Pen Dragon — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 00:03:57 +0000

Nothing against Mike Holmgren, but that’s a sea lion, not a walrus.

By: Ditmas Av

Ditmas Av — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 23:10:07 +0000

…cut your neck off and glue your head back on and leave you like that!

By: Orton's Lucky Shot Glass

Orton's Lucky Shot Glass — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 22:05:57 +0000

Dear Lord

Please don’t let my Bears shit the bed against the Lions.

If they do, please smite Unsilent Majority for jinxing them.

Amen

By: Nate Newton's van

Nate Newton's van — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 21:16:18 +0000

I’d fuck that Patriots fan like I was Bernard Pollard.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:16:46 +0000

betting on football is like having someone set a coat hanger on stove for like an hour or some shit. then slide that hanger in your ass, real slow like. tsssssssss

By: The Gooch

The Gooch — Fri, 03 Oct 2008 17:09:42 +0000

Also, I’d prefer to sew J.T. O’Sullivan’s asshole shut and keep feeeedin him, and feeeedin him, and feeeeedin him.

Awwww yeah! Agaaaain and agaaaain!