Almost Tom Brady
What would life be like if you had Tom Brady’s chin, but Tarvaris Jackson’s arm?
Yeah this is a tad creepy, but I checked out the faux Brady’s website to confirm it’s just a sketch. Turns out he’s a comedian named Theo Von. According to his bio, Von– who has attended more colleges than Sarah Palin and Willie Williams combined– is a veteran of NBC’s “Last Comic Standing” and MTV’s “Road Rules”. With a resume like that, this video would have to be considered his Citizen Kane.
There could be worse fates than bearing a slight resemblance to a dude for whom women (and Alex Rodriguez) want to drop their panties. For instance, I’ve been told at various points that I look like Ari Fleischer and Jared from Subway. Let that mental picture sink in, ladies. SEXAY!!!!
Thanks to KSK reader Richie H. for the tip.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:08 am
Was that the prettiest girl they could find?
October 8th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Isn’t that the dude from Road Rules?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0961918/
October 8th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Yup, I should read the whole post first. Fucking idiot.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:14 am
I made it 53 seconds into that thing. I want my 53 seconds back.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:17 am
God, I worked on a show with this guy in it. Seriously this is the funniest thing he has ever done (and I find this video unwatchable).
October 8th, 2008 at 11:21 am
You aren’t Ari Fleischer? Does that mean you aren’t coming to my Break the Fast tomorrow night?
October 8th, 2008 at 11:23 am
I found it funny. There’s a lot of potential for this sketch.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Drew’s been told he looks like a combination of Jack Kogod and The Thing.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Damn it Stu, get back to work and stop masturbating.
October 8th, 2008 at 11:44 am
The creep factor is beyond belief. AND it is not that funny. Lucky real Tom Brady if this fun stuff happens frequently in his name!
October 8th, 2008 at 11:47 am
“I’m going to be somebody… even if I have to go through the Gauntlet to prove it!”
October 8th, 2008 at 11:52 am
you forgot to mention he was the winner of comedy centrals “reality bites back”
and that his real name is theo vonkurnatowski
October 8th, 2008 at 11:58 am
This guy is a comedian like Monica Lewinsky is a famous purse designer.
He started out on Road Rules, and parlayed that into a “career” in comedy. Don’t ask how I know. It involves a lot of shame and self-loathing that I’d rather not get into right now.
October 8th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
I remember that tool from old Road Rules stuff! Damn!
At least it’s better than ending up in Playboy, drunkenly flashing your tits in the hopes that someone will give you a walk-in role in Drew’s upcoming movie, “Hochuli & me”.
/not bitter at all about MNF
October 8th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
He came to my college and made out with an ugly chick.
Sick burn.
October 8th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I’ve always wanted to smack the shit out Tom Brady, but I can’t get near him. TheoVon would make a perfect stand-in.
Where do I find this fuckin’ guy?
October 9th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Big Red Tomato!
October 10th, 2008 at 2:38 am
he’s like a cross between tom brady and kevin from the office…