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All You Needed To Know From Tonight’s Debate

10.02.08 Written by Christmas Ape

TAGS: start a political flame war and i'll feed you to tommy thompson
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All You Needed To Know From Tonight’s Debate

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  1. 10.04.08 at 1:57 pm
    ravenouspenguins

    I wouldn’t trust that woman to run a bakesale.

    Still, kudos, Mr. McCain. Her and Cindy- I’d glady be the meat in that MILFwich.

  2. 10.03.08 at 8:15 pm
    joevishunda

    I’d vote for Rooney/Irsay over Jones/Snyder any day.
    /believes football is the government

  3. 10.03.08 at 3:28 pm
    Matt Leinart's Beer Bong

    Rothlisberger: HI SARAH!

  4. 10.03.08 at 2:48 pm
    Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face

    I wanna put my nose up her butt and cover her igloos with snow.

  5. 10.03.08 at 1:19 pm
    Al Davis is a Lich

    She secured three additional states by winking at the camera…

  6. 10.03.08 at 12:43 pm
    Jay

    Seconded.

    /desperately leaping for the bandwagon

  7. 10.03.08 at 12:11 pm
    Barack Obama's Spokperson Wormfather

    @Weed

    I see what you did there.

    @Alex,

    Yo, this site still belongs to the the KSK Boys and to a lesser excent the “Weeds”, “Ottos”, “Jackins” and “289′s” that were here when they had to make dick jokes about ringless Mannings, ie the dark ages. They can post whatever they want you you’ll like it, we’ll laugh and I’ll make incoherent statments (my trademark). You, well you can go back to deadspin!

    /KSK Oldschool vs Newschool Snob

  8. 10.03.08 at 11:46 am
    Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face

    When Fig Tree gets knocked up next, the blood is going to be on John McCain’s hanger.

    Aw…. go save the white speckled owl, you lefty faggot!

  9. 10.03.08 at 10:13 am
    Weed Against Speed

    If you think tensions are running high here in the comments section on KSK, you should check out Nora Ephron’s article over on The Huffington Post about her decision to sit Peyton Manning and start Ben Roethlisberger this weekend. Yikes.

  10. 10.03.08 at 9:49 am
    Travis Henry's Dusty Rubbers

    No Cooley-esque mistakes featuring photos of her talking points and capturing a little Alaskan insulation? Boring.

  11. 10.03.08 at 8:15 am
    nashville steeler fan

    She went out of her way to talk in everyday terms, saying things like “I betcha” and “We have a heckuva opportunity to learn” and “Darn right we need tax relief.”

    if nothing else Ape, when this is over, she has the lingo to coach football at any S.E.C. school.

  12. 10.03.08 at 8:00 am
    nashville steeler fan

    point one..Joe..when you are not answering a question..the camera is still on you. point two, poor general McClellan..kicked around by Lincoln..and misquoted by Biden and Palin.. the civil war never ends

  13. 10.03.08 at 7:50 am
    Jay Cutler Smug Prick Face

    I’m in love

  14. 10.03.08 at 1:57 am
    make it snow

    I knew I could count on KSK to be one of the first to post this video. John McCain, you sly dog.

  15. 10.03.08 at 1:56 am
    Alan

    Drill Baby Drill…

    Ugh…I skipped the playoffs to watch that?

  16. 10.03.08 at 1:11 am
    Tim the Enchanter

    Aww, couldn’t find a video of Biden butchering his Afghanistan answer to put up? Have fun beating off to Palin videos. We know that’s the only reason you keep posting them instead of actually writing something witty.

  17. 10.03.08 at 12:05 am
    mamacita

    Suck it, Alex. I’ll take my funny where I can get it.

  18. 10.02.08 at 11:53 pm
    Christmas Ape

    Just a quick follow-up post. Politics is done

  19. 10.02.08 at 11:47 pm
    Alex

    i really enjoy this blog, the skits are hilarious and i visit daily.
    but that being said, can we please keep the politics out of it?
    i’m all for the separation of sport and state, anyone else agree?

  20. 10.02.08 at 11:41 pm
    The Stig

    TAP DAT MILFY ASS YO YO YO!!!!!111one!!!

    /Darren McFadden is votin’ Republican

  21. 10.02.08 at 11:33 pm
    Pman

    yawn. you guys are trying too hard. and failing.

  22. 10.02.08 at 11:31 pm
    TDub

    First Travis Henry, now McCain…

  23. 10.02.08 at 11:28 pm
    jackin'4beats

    I’m not afraid of t, now Mr. T, that’s another story.

  24. 10.02.08 at 11:27 pm
    jackin'4beats

    So the real question is…

    Cialis or Viagra, which EV drug is more effective? Senator McCain start us off.

  25. 10.02.08 at 11:27 pm
    Ben

    His arms don’t work, but that don’t mean his third leg is bum.

    /goingtohell

  26. 10.02.08 at 11:20 pm
    twoeightnine

    When Fig Tree gets knocked up next, the blood is going to be on John McCain’s hanger.

  27. 10.02.08 at 11:17 pm
    RaptorJesus

    My fav blog has turned gay for the next 5 weeks.

  28. 10.02.08 at 11:14 pm
    StuScottBooyahs

    if you start a political flame war i will feed you to t

    No! Not T!

  29. 10.02.08 at 10:57 pm
    Brady Quinn's Courage

    Cindy doesn’t have anything to worry about. Palin’s got the better funbags, but McCain will always go back to the moneybags.

  30. 10.02.08 at 10:50 pm
    Skim172

    Pork – the other white meat.

    Lipstick optional.

  31. 10.02.08 at 10:45 pm
    Warthog

    And I’ll be here all week.

    /Try the veal.

  32. 10.02.08 at 10:42 pm
    Warthog

    Now I understand what McCain meant by drilling in Alaska.

  33. 10.02.08 at 10:38 pm
    Michael Lee

    How else would she get the VP nomination?

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