Comments on: Across the Pond, There Lies a Douche

By: boltchloer

boltchloer — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:41:08 +0000

looks like laserface sharted all over the backdrop in the appleface/piggly-wiggly picture. too much alabama casserole?

By: jujrok

jujrok — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 03:13:56 +0000

this being a proper british post, marmalard didn’t ball it up, he conglobulated it.

you could look it up, and probably should.

By: Uncle Omar's taller brother

Uncle Omar's taller brother — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 01:06:47 +0000

And I was hoping for a Tiny Darren to make an appearance…that would have been fun…

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:55:50 +0000

Is that giant Jason Taylor robot still wandering around England?

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 18:11:11 +0000

Tha’s a load-a-bollocks tha’ is! You come into a British pub with that attitude and you get your ass handed to you after some skinhead cut it off with his broken beer bottle.

I do loved Cuntfountain Cutlerfuckers. Next chick I see gets called that.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:31:57 +0000

@ Ape. Superb. That in turn reminds me of the retard Traveler GINORMOUS red umbrella commercial with creepy travelling show characters on the side of the river. A bad turn indeed.

By: Jay

Jay — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:31:05 +0000

@BallSoup: The hell did you think Merriman was doing there?

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:30:34 +0000

Anybody have the recipe for down home, 7 layer, Alabama casserole?

Is that a euphemism for a prison gang rape?

By: BallSoup

BallSoup — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 17:12:57 +0000

Hey, that isn’t an accurate depiction of England! Where is the asylum seeker who gets more in benefits than he ever would do if he worked and the 14 year old chav stabbing people with a kitchen knife!?

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 16:48:57 +0000

Ape: That was outstanding. Bravo to you sir, indeed.

The London Figgy Puddingtwats That would be a great team name. Would their rivals be The Sheffield Bloodpie Cuntflaps?

And don’t forget Lucy Pinder in your list of all thing British…