A Study in Batsh-t Receivers: O.C. vs. T.O. WHO YA GOT?
Two of the receivers most given to spouting the utmost in dipshittery the past week face off in what no doubt will be a lop-sided Cowboys win. But will any ground be gained in the eternal struggle for bragging rights in receiveral lunacy? Probably not. But it’ll be quite the show. So, WHO YA GOT?
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco_____________Terrell Eldorado Owens
What His Team Needs More Of, According to Him
Drugs, Arrests____________________T.O.
Wants to Kiss
Star on Cowboys’ field_________________Starfish from Cowboys’ field goal team
At least knows better than to
Hate on the matron saint__________Cross Sheshawn instead of Sean Young
What’s Your Bean Situation?
You Got Some Beans On You?______________Or What’s Up?
Gets hung up on
Floating bacon____________Popcorn stuck in teeth; teeth stuck in Romo’s ass
Has Trouble Getting Rid Of
Chad Johnson Jerseys_______________iCatch shirts
Finishing Move
Pining for a career in Dallas__________Fucking Dallas’ title chances (T.O.)
Tags: who ya got?, xmas ape
October 3rd, 2008 at 1:00 am
Since when has the word “shit” been censored?
October 3rd, 2008 at 2:12 am
the reference to tonight’s episode of ‘it’s always sunny…’ is priceless. priceless, i say!
October 3rd, 2008 at 5:13 am
“Receiveral Lunacy” would be a great name for a rock band.
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:45 am
@Jeff: They were on that Sunny ref, quick!
“I knew you guys were alive. I figured it out right before the funeral when I heard you guys rustlin around up there!’
October 3rd, 2008 at 6:50 am
The only suitable conclusion to this particular tête-à-tête would be a Wii Boxing-style double knockout.
Or nuke both their asses from orbit…..it’s the only way to be sure.
October 3rd, 2008 at 8:53 am
“Fucking Dallas’ title chances”
I bet he didn’t even wash the stank off his down-low from fucking Philly’s title chances before he started fucking Dallas’.
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:13 am
@El Duke: Titles are censored so that the posts can make it through RSS feeds or something like that. Posts themselves and comments continue to be free from tyranny so cuss away!
This is that ignorant shit you like
Ni&&a, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, trick, plus ice
C’mon, I got that ignorant shit you love
Ni&&a, fuck, shit, maricon, puta, and drugs
C’mon, I got that ignorant shit you need
Ni&&a, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, trick plus weed
I’m only trying to give you what you want
Ni&&a, fuck, shit, ass, bitch, you like it don’t front
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:21 am
@jackin – you got a demo i could have a listen to? I think we have a hit.
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 am
Wild card, bitches! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAH!
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:54 am
POPCORNAKKAKE!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!11!!!!!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:15 am
How did hobo’s fit all their shit in a hanky? We’re gonna have to use a tablecloth, but it looks like SHIT!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:39 am
“Leceivelar Runacy” is Hines’s band name and he demands you compensate him for the lefelence with some araclity.
October 3rd, 2008 at 11:32 am
@MerK: You think I’ve got what it takes to get down with MySpace records? ZOMG!!!!11!!
October 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
/late
’spouting the utmost in dipshittery’ = QUALITAY PHARASIZAFYKATION!