Comments on: A Leyenda Is Born

By: Grant

Grant — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 01:40:56 +0000

Wait, Johnnie Morton engages in man-love?? Is that why Matt Millen kept drafting wide receivers? I think someone needs to have the definitive list of athletes who are rumored to play for the other team, so we can use the appropriate jokes.

By: Boatdrinks

Boatdrinks — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:50:07 +0000

Gay Zorro: You want to let the innocent hijos of Chiapas starve? Would you deny them their very freedom, Senor?! GAY ZORRO WILL NOT! HE IS AN HOMBRE DE LA GENTE, SENOR!

(carves a Z onto Gruden’s penis)

Jon Gruden: Oh, god dammit.

Best part of section…in my head sounds like my Dad when he was just pissed and disgusted. Which, after having a Z carved in his dick, I would really expect a little more Marvin Harrison reaction…

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 10:11:34 +0000

@ ognihs : Nice call on the honor du-el.

Did Zorro ever have a partner or helper? If so, when do the Bucs play the Browns. I’m thinking full length (wait that doesn’t sound right) motion picture with Brady and Jeff once that day comes…..

By: smurphette

smurphette — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 05:27:30 +0000

@phony gwynn: Looks like it’s a typo/misspelling of maiz which is Spanish for corn.

@Drew: (se abre la puerta)

By: jujrok

jujrok — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 03:58:20 +0000

i’ve heard brady quinn wants to appear with the gay blade in the next axe commercial. it won’t set heterosexuality back more than a thousand years or so. this is what the coming democratic epoch demands, correct?

By: 12 Pack Abs

12 Pack Abs — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 00:11:28 +0000

Spot on, Drew. Spoken like a true Viking fan. Fuck you, Hovan! You’re nothing without John Randall you overpaid, worthless, ass hamster. I also have a Men With Balls awaiting my stoney perusal.

By: soybot

soybot — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 23:45:26 +0000

Men With Balls waiting for me on my doorstep when I got home today. Whoo!

By: Man Bear Pig

Man Bear Pig — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:16:50 +0000

I find it hard to believe Gay Zorro could have a hereditary chain. How would that work … asexual reproduction? Or did his “father” pass it down to him more in a “who’s your daddy” fashion?

/shows self out

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:54:44 +0000

Semi-professional actor/dry-cleaner?

By: Tim Hardaway

Tim Hardaway — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:47:47 +0000

What’s with all this commotion? What’s with the commotion? Will someone explain to me what is with this commotion?