A Double Fist Pump Night for the Titans!
The undefeated Titans got over the hump against their divisional nemesis, the Indianapolis Angry Pey-Peys, through a steady diet of stingy defense and Kerry Collins hate speech. The Colts were absolutely allergic to taking turnover opportunities seemingly gift-wrapped to them. Still, despite ending the terrible reign of Indy, we say fuck the Titans until the end of days for subjecting us to their retard fans. And ESPN can get doubly fucked for having nothing but Suzy voiceovers and no shots of the matron saint.
UPDATE: Nevermind. Guess we have to wait it out until the post-game. Because Suzy interviews with drunks have always gone so well in the past.
Do they bus these assholes in from the local clown college or the Heat Miser academy? Does that mean the Snow Miser has to get stuck pulling for the Colts? That’s what he gets for the annoying ragtime stylings.
Using smurf as a verb in your acrostic network-whoring sign is just about the nadir of fandom. Thanks, Titans fans, for debasing us all.
Not sure what to hate more here: The half-assed Blue Man Douche get-up, the constant shirtlessness at LP Field or the goddamn underarm Old English tattoos? Nope. Still going with the flaming dagger of suck.
Gotta say, as little as I want to see the Phillies bring home a title for Philly, the Rays deserve a good reaming for nothing else than sparking the moronic painted mohawk fad. The added painted team initial is all Titans fan though. I’d put good money on the chances of him losing that hoodie in the last 59 seconds of the half.
I knew the Lil’est Ronnie wouldn’t let us down. Maybe next time the kid will attach a shaded visor to protect his eyes from the Tennessee shirtlessness.
Tags: mnf recap, rankin-bass references, xmas ape
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October 28th, 2008 at 12:29 am
For what it’s worth, Kolber DID have a few moments of face time during pre-game, in case you Tivo’d it or something and need a screencap.
And it’s awfully damn cold here in Nashville tonight, but my guess is those particular fans without shirts probably spend most of their days without one anyway – so it’s just like any other night in the Music City.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:47 am
I kept trying to finder her from the upper deck but she was no where to be found. Who ever was doing the side line reporting for fox is a hot little potato.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:00 am
Awww, it’s cute how she matches Kerry. Stubble and everything.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:06 am
Since when do the Titans have fans?
October 28th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Thanks for catching the beginning of the Cup standings there, Ape.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:59 am
You’re just mad because you can’t grow a mustache as manly as Fisher’s.
October 28th, 2008 at 2:47 am
@ Wrecking ball: Since yo momma had facial hair, so quite awhile.
October 28th, 2008 at 4:14 am
I thought the same thing about that picture of the matron saint as I did about the previous one – Kerry and Cassel both look like they’re thinking something along the lines of “aww shes so cute i could fit her in my pocket”
October 28th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Do you think Kerry has even sobered up yet, as I have never seen him looking anything other than like he has just woken up on his friends couch at 2pm on some idle thursday after going out for “A few quick beers” on a saturday night…
October 28th, 2008 at 7:18 am
Titans = Oilers. ‘Nuff said.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Fuck you very much, we’re 7-0. Hate on that asshat.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:55 am
Shake harder boy!!!
October 28th, 2008 at 8:16 am
I have to believe shirtless blue face guy is the Titans version of Tommy from Quinzee.
October 28th, 2008 at 8:24 am
Worser sign:
tEnnessee
iS where
People
Never realize how fuckin stupid they are!
October 28th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Too drunk to know he’s gay?
October 28th, 2008 at 9:07 am
When Flintstone nods his head, I kick it
October 28th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Shake harder boy!!!
Well played.
October 28th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Yes, we are indeed white trash. Also am I the only person who thinks Kerry looks like Billy Bob Thorton.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:04 am
hey titansfan, are you personally 7-0? and if so, have ya beat a team with a team with a winning record yet? no? aw now that’s just too bad isn’t it?
October 28th, 2008 at 10:13 am
The Titans only have two teams with winning records left on their schedule, and one of them is the Jets.
/awaits the start of Titans 19-0 chants
October 28th, 2008 at 10:22 am
awaits the start of Titans 19-0 chants
Well I guess we need to mentally prepare ourselves for people in overalls with no shirts and corn cob pipes at the Super Bowl then huh? Great…
/hangs head in shame
October 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am
I find Fisher’s fist pumps inspiring. I want him to be my life coach.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:26 am
You figure since he is Satan, the lord of darkness, he could at least get some hotter trim. What a disappointment.
October 28th, 2008 at 10:39 am
Hey, I love the new ‘do Suzy Q!
October 28th, 2008 at 11:13 am
This random-word-in-the-post-and/or-comments-section, linked-to-ad nonsense has got to stop. Unless I’m being redirected to the latest pics of Angel Lola Luv, I want nothing to do with it.
October 28th, 2008 at 11:27 am
All Kerry needs is a shopping cart and some aluminum cans to complete the drunken homeless guy effect. He’s hitting up the matron saint for some white port cash, er, some money for a decent meal.
October 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Don’t forget that the Titans also started this Arena League uniform shit, too. They look like a bunch of homosexuals. And maybe you all are homosexuals.
(vomits on Arizona, Minnesota, Buffalo, Cincinnati and Atlanta jerseys)
October 28th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
mercury morris is not impressed. he doesn’t care when there on his block, let him know when they’re at the door.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Double Fist Pumping? Was Troy Aikman doing the game last night? Did Jeff Garcia get traded to the Titans?
How come Suzy always gets to interview the alcoholic slob of an NFL QB who wants to slip her the tongue and/or a digit or two on national TV?
/wishes he was an alcoholic slob of an NFL QB
October 28th, 2008 at 12:44 pm
@ Ocho Cinco Fan Club: Actually, the Titans beat the 4-3 Ravens, so go suck a bag of dicks.
October 28th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Titans = Oilers. ‘Nuff said.
Uhhh, no. The Oilers died on January 3, 1993. Look it up.
October 28th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
The Titans retain the Oilers history, so they’re not exactly dead.
October 28th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Pic 5 of 8 — the Ferengi / Ram / Satan guy
Anyone else impressed that he was able to score 1980s Cher and Linda Lavin (as Alice!) as his sidekicks?
October 28th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Hey Doc Holliday….I really wouldn’t suggest accusing people of homosexuality when you are the one all up in arms(of oiled up men?) over the colors and fashion statements of NFL teams.
That said, I’d really like to see you in a pair of assless chaps.
October 28th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
@ocho cinco fan club: Ever heard of proofreading? I love it when some moron like you is trying to tell someone off and they can’t even write a simple sentence. But everyone from TN is stupid. Right. And all black people are thugs and all jewish people are rich.
October 28th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
@Haterade:
I think you would have done better, or at least have been timely, with a Mr. Blackwell reference.
October 28th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
titansfan makes an excellent point about the evils of stereotyping. it’s just wrong and shouldn’t be done in this day and age. we’re better than that, people.
that being said, all people in tennessee are inbred toothless hillbillies.
October 28th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
@Gene Upshaw’s Ghost:
Oh yay-uh? C’mon day-yoan hee-yer and pull yer panties day-yoan. I bet yew got a purdy may-yoath.
October 28th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
i’ll gladly take Titans fans over Patriots fans anyday
/or Redsox
//or Yankees
October 28th, 2008 at 5:57 pm
sorry titansfan, i didn’t realize it was such a crime to leave out commas on an internet post. god forbid you couldn’t figure out where the pauses in my sentence go! oh no! also, i’m glad you validated my statement by completely ignoring it since its true and making fun of my grammar. and yes, you must be stupid since you’re from TN you retarded douchenozzle.
October 28th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
Ocho Cinco Fan Club, it’s not a crime to leave out commas- it just proves you’re an ignorant, uneducated asswipe.
October 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
i’m honored. who else would be qualified to represent the entire following of the dumbest player in the nfl?
October 28th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
@ Ocho Cinco Fan Club: You’re the one that looks like a hillbilly retard, due to your lack of punctuation and capitalization. Also, your original comment claimed that the Titans haven’t beaten a winning team, however, the Titans beat the 4-3 Ravens. Please make an attempt to think before you type, you Ohioan ex-con. Or did Ray Lewis tell you to type those comments?
October 28th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
@OzoneRanger: Fuckin’ A. I’ve seen people living in refrigerator boxes on Lower Wacker that look more like NFL quarterbacks. Somebody get the de-lousing powder and turn a fire hose on that old souse.
October 29th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
titans ? oilers ? who gives a fuck