Different Janice Dickinson, El Duke. Wayyy different.
10.27.08 at 6:32 pm
Farthammer
That picture looks like someone photoshopped 90 pounds onto Andy Dick’s recent mugshot. The interview itself was hilarious too.
10.27.08 at 6:25 pm
El Duke
Two things. One, Janice Dickinson was one of Barker’s Beauties? Two, Janice Dickinson used to not look like a rolled up piece of wet toilet paper?
10.27.08 at 6:19 pm
GothRodgers
Kick a Packer’s fan in the chest eh, Drew? Unfortunately for you, you have to actually be in the room with a Packers fan to do so. I, on the other hand, can deliver kicks to YOUR chest thusly:
“Shit! Gary Anderson has been perfect all year! A 38-yarder to sew up a Super Bowl berth is money!”
“Ha! We’re favored on the road in the NFC championship game! And facing freaking Kerry Collins! They’re going to need a third digit on the scoreboard to contain how many points we’re going to put up!”
“Wow! Even though this interim coach got his head handed to him in the only game he coached, I think he’s ready to be a winner! Take that interim title away my friend! I think he’s going to be enabling many trips to the Super Bowl…”
“Whew! Tough year, but it looks like we pulled out a division championship anyway! Hey, that guy wearing that red Poole jersey seems to be heading towards the endzone at an alarming speed…”
“Finally! That jerk was a locker room cancer! I can’t believe we got Troy Williamson AND Napoleon Harris to take that washed-up diva!”
“MAN! That was a close one! I mean, he was headed to an interview in Green Bay THE NEXT DAY! Thank God we didn’t let that man leave the city without a contract! I mean, just think what would have happened if the Packers had landed the NFL’s hottest coaching prospect instead of us! It could have set up several years of one-sided games!”
Shall I continue? Or do you no longer have any intact ribs?
10.27.08 at 5:45 pm
StuScottBooyahs
I prefered Chantel Dubay. She didn’t last long, but by george, she looked good in a swimsuit.
10.27.08 at 5:44 pm
chris-bessmervin
I now have something to listen to while I am getting all my camo ready for the Titan’s game. 32 degrees tonight, brrrrr.
10.27.08 at 5:26 pm
witticism
if not enough people buy this book perhaps you could continue the FKS way, write a fathers handbook?
10.27.08 at 5:17 pm
Gino Tourettsa
Drew Boy was a Menace 2 Juice in south-central Wayzata, MN.
10.27.08 at 4:52 pm
The Stig
Barker’s beauties, man. You got Janice Dickinson straddling a Jet Ski, you got a one-man party.
Holy shit Drew……that’s brilliant.
10.27.08 at 4:49 pm
Gene Upshaw's Ghost
wait.. you mean drew wrote a book? why wasn’t this mentioned before?
10.27.08 at 4:10 pm
not seezmics
Still waiting for the Magary/Simmons/Reilly threesome sex tape to surface.
10.27.08 at 4:04 pm
IrishCream
Hey Drew, how does Satan’s cock feel buried deep inside your rectum? Is his mushroom tip poking the back of your tonsils?
10.27.08 at 3:56 pm
twoeightnine
Since when are black market Filipino slave babies legitimate?
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Drew is Rod Roddy.
http://game-shows.chris-place.com/shows/price-is-right/images/rod-1.jpg
It was Janice Pennington, not Dickinson. Waaaaay better jerking material.
http://www.maw.ru/fp/pb14/8/857.jpg
Different Janice Dickinson, El Duke. Wayyy different.
The Janice Dickinson who was on “The Price is Right” is so different that she actually spells and pronounces her name differently.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janice_Pennington
Different Janice Dickinson, El Duke. Wayyy different.
The Janice Dickinson that was on “The Price is Right” is so different, she even spells and pronounces her name differently.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Janice_Pennington
Different Janice Dickinson, El Duke. Wayyy different.
That picture looks like someone photoshopped 90 pounds onto Andy Dick’s recent mugshot. The interview itself was hilarious too.
Two things. One, Janice Dickinson was one of Barker’s Beauties? Two, Janice Dickinson used to not look like a rolled up piece of wet toilet paper?
Kick a Packer’s fan in the chest eh, Drew? Unfortunately for you, you have to actually be in the room with a Packers fan to do so. I, on the other hand, can deliver kicks to YOUR chest thusly:
“Shit! Gary Anderson has been perfect all year! A 38-yarder to sew up a Super Bowl berth is money!”
“Ha! We’re favored on the road in the NFC championship game! And facing freaking Kerry Collins! They’re going to need a third digit on the scoreboard to contain how many points we’re going to put up!”
“Wow! Even though this interim coach got his head handed to him in the only game he coached, I think he’s ready to be a winner! Take that interim title away my friend! I think he’s going to be enabling many trips to the Super Bowl…”
“Whew! Tough year, but it looks like we pulled out a division championship anyway! Hey, that guy wearing that red Poole jersey seems to be heading towards the endzone at an alarming speed…”
“Finally! That jerk was a locker room cancer! I can’t believe we got Troy Williamson AND Napoleon Harris to take that washed-up diva!”
“MAN! That was a close one! I mean, he was headed to an interview in Green Bay THE NEXT DAY! Thank God we didn’t let that man leave the city without a contract! I mean, just think what would have happened if the Packers had landed the NFL’s hottest coaching prospect instead of us! It could have set up several years of one-sided games!”
Shall I continue? Or do you no longer have any intact ribs?
I prefered Chantel Dubay. She didn’t last long, but by george, she looked good in a swimsuit.
I now have something to listen to while I am getting all my camo ready for the Titan’s game. 32 degrees tonight, brrrrr.
if not enough people buy this book perhaps you could continue the FKS way, write a fathers handbook?
Drew Boy was a Menace 2 Juice in south-central Wayzata, MN.
Barker’s beauties, man. You got Janice Dickinson straddling a Jet Ski, you got a one-man party.
Holy shit Drew……that’s brilliant.
wait.. you mean drew wrote a book? why wasn’t this mentioned before?
Still waiting for the Magary/Simmons/Reilly threesome sex tape to surface.
Hey Drew, how does Satan’s cock feel buried deep inside your rectum? Is his mushroom tip poking the back of your tonsils?
Since when are black market Filipino slave babies legitimate?