Terrell Suggs says he misspoke about bounties. “Earlier this week, in the heat of the moment, I mentioned the word ‘bounty’ in regard to our recent game against the Steelers. I misspoke when I said ‘bounty’. What I meant to say was that I and some of my teammates have pooled our assets into a fund that is intended to serve as an inducement for someone to injure Mister Ward and some of his selected associates. I should never have said the word ‘bounty’ and I wish to apologize.”
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(His real statement, received moments ago)
“I sho don mean no huam to nany buddy bye sayn’ bouwny. Wha I menda say wuzz contrac to the hip, hop, da hibby, da hibby hibby, hip hip hop hop
Hippopotamaus.
Thank you fo yo tymme”
Instead of worrying about who’s gonna decapitate Hines, maybe the Ravens should worry about silly stuff, like say, tackling, blocking, passing, catching, covering, scoring more than 2 FGs and most of all WINNING!
I thought this was a real post by Messr. Suggs until I realized it was … well … literate.
Did Hines lose his asain accent playing for Georgia or was there just a redneck translator on the show so people could understand him?
Fuck Baltimore
I was set up like a motherfucker!
“‘Bonecrusher’ does not mean ‘bonecrusher;’ it means ‘to gently introduce the opposing quarterback to the field.’” — Bernard “Bonecrusher” Pollard
@Boatdrinks-
So solly, y’arr.
Some guy they called Hines Ward was on PTI last night…listening to the podcast, clearly they didn’t get the REAL Hines Ward. This guy has a slight southern accent. What’s up with that? This is an abomination that TK and Wilbon would try to pass off some guy as Hines Ward.
No, no, no. He was talking about the Quicker, Thicker Picker-Upper™.
Thank you for your clarification Mr. Sizzler.
FIX YO’ TERMINOLOGY!
Bill Simmons uses the same lame-type excuse right after he gets caught giving Peter Gammons a blowjob in the Lexington Travel Stop bathroom on I-95.
I didn’t mean “bounty”, I meant the kill the motherfucker, but I decided bounty was better. Now that has got me in trouble so I am going to listen to J. Porter, and Shut Ma Mouf!
Does this mean Bart Scott can get his money back?
“I didn’t mean ‘bounty’ — I meant ‘monetary reward for injuring someone,’ which is totally different.”