Terrell Suggs says he misspoke about bounties. “Earlier this week, in the heat of the moment, I mentioned the word ‘bounty’ in regard to our recent game against the Steelers. I misspoke when I said ‘bounty’. What I meant to say was that I and some of my teammates have pooled our assets into a fund that is intended to serve as an inducement for someone to injure Mister Ward and some of his selected associates. I should never have said the word ‘bounty’ and I wish to apologize.”

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  1. Caveman Captain Says:

    “I didn’t mean ‘bounty’ — I meant ‘monetary reward for injuring someone,’ which is totally different.”

  2. Christmas Ape Says:

    Does this mean Bart Scott can get his money back?

  3. Boatdrinks Says:

    I didn’t mean “bounty”, I meant the kill the motherfucker, but I decided bounty was better. Now that has got me in trouble so I am going to listen to J. Porter, and Shut Ma Mouf!

  4. Doc Holliday Says:

    Bill Simmons uses the same lame-type excuse right after he gets caught giving Peter Gammons a blowjob in the Lexington Travel Stop bathroom on I-95.

  5. TF Says:

    FIX YO’ TERMINOLOGY!

  6. Warren Moon Pie Says:

    Thank you for your clarification Mr. Sizzler.

  7. Gino Tourettsa Says:

    No, no, no. He was talking about the Quicker, Thicker Picker-Upper™.

  8. Boatdrinks Says:

    Some guy they called Hines Ward was on PTI last night…listening to the podcast, clearly they didn’t get the REAL Hines Ward. This guy has a slight southern accent. What’s up with that? This is an abomination that TK and Wilbon would try to pass off some guy as Hines Ward.

  9. Deux Deux Deux Says:

    @Boatdrinks-

    So solly, y’arr.

  10. Leigh Says:

    “‘Bonecrusher’ does not mean ‘bonecrusher;’ it means ‘to gently introduce the opposing quarterback to the field.’” — Bernard “Bonecrusher” Pollard

  11. Favre's Next Interception Says:

    I was set up like a motherfucker!

  12. 2Port Says:

    Fuck Baltimore

  13. dAndy ManCandy Says:

    Did Hines lose his asain accent playing for Georgia or was there just a redneck translator on the show so people could understand him?

  14. Spatula Says:

    I thought this was a real post by Messr. Suggs until I realized it was … well … literate.

  15. Animal Mother Says:

    Instead of worrying about who’s gonna decapitate Hines, maybe the Ravens should worry about silly stuff, like say, tackling, blocking, passing, catching, covering, scoring more than 2 FGs and most of all WINNING!

  16. cable guy Says:

    (His real statement, received moments ago)

    “I sho don mean no huam to nany buddy bye sayn’ bouwny. Wha I menda say wuzz contrac to the hip, hop, da hibby, da hibby hibby, hip hip hop hop
    Hippopotamaus.

    Thank you fo yo tymme”

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