And now the surprisingly dull and unexciting story of how Buzz Bissinger ended up blurbing Men With Balls. Iit is, of course, because the man knows Nobel prize-winning toilet literature when he sees it. And because I am a kind and generous lover. Stay tuned for double Sexy Friday posts from Ufford. Now with 35% more boob!
Tags: book whoring
October 24th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Cordial?!? WTF?!? I want to hear a story how you made Bissinger your bitch, or something.
October 24th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I will use Drew’s “power of ellipses” from the book to make this story better.
“I said to him, come have a drink…privately…he was calm and I was calm…the exchange was…so fucking passionate he couldn’t control himself.”
October 24th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
What the hell is up with these AP Newswire posts? You guys been sniffing some lines this morning?
BRING ON TEH SEXAY!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
What the hell? Drew and Buzz… friends? Does BDD have a secret fetish for dudes who fuck horses or something???
[on second thought, maybe that explains the impetus behind the "Horse Balls" nickname he bestowed on Derek Anderson]
October 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Uh, so Drew, what’s it Like to fuck a horse?
October 24th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
@rusrus: It’s funny that you assumed Drew made Buzz his bitch. I assumed that Drew had to blow Buzz to get him to write a favorable review.
October 24th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
Fucking sellout.
October 24th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Pussy
October 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Buzz Bissinger and Drew Magary, the world’s least sexiest star-crossed lovers.
October 24th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
Buzz and Drew are BFFs now, which is cute, but I fail to see how their mutual buttfuckery will translate into future bestiality posts.
October 24th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Feel-good story of the year.
October 24th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Wait, does this mean I’m not allowed to kick Buzz in the balls at the Varsity Letters event?
October 24th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
Perhaps this is the quinessential, “Keep your friends close & your enemies closer” moment.
/Sellouts: BDD >>Fredo
//BDD>>The Who’s Baba O’Riley in A Bug’s Life