Programming note: Your regularly scheduled installment of poor gambling advice from Unsilent Majority will not be seen in this space today, as KOGOD remains on the Left Coast attending the annual summit of the cabal. Or maybe’s he trying to avoid us on this most special of days.

Anyway, what the fuck are the 49ers doing laying five and a half points? I don’t care if that’s against Seattle, it’s gotta be a joke.