Programming note: Your regularly scheduled installment of poor gambling advice from Unsilent Majority will not be seen in this space today, as KOGOD remains on the Left Coast attending the annual summit of the cabal. Or maybe’s he trying to avoid us on this most special of days.
Anyway, what the fuck are the 49ers doing laying five and a half points? I don’t care if that’s against Seattle, it’s gotta be a joke.
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That’s because Samurai Mike is fixin to take a dump on the Hawks, and Vegas is always down for a Cleveland steamer.
In the old country we called it Strike the Kike.
Wow. Looks like I’ll be slapping at least 100 people during my 15 minute walk to Grand Central tonight. Sa-WEET!
“What day is today?!”
“Why, today is Hit a Jew Day.”
“Oh thank heavens I haven’t missed it!”
/Christmas Carol’d