The first Amazon review of MEN WITH BALLS has come in, and it’s from Deadspin’s own Clay “Richard” Travis, who liked the book despite its glaring lack of SEC football content. Five stars for cronyism! Stick around for the HOUSE OF PUNTE podcast coming up later, featuring the Compound Swear Word of the Day. Hint: It’s not cuntslapper!
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You wrote a book?
Saw this tidbit on the Amazon page and thought it was pretty awesome.
Help others find this product – tag it for Amazon search
M. Wilbon suggested this product show on searches for “onward christian soldiers”.
What do you suggest?
In addition to being the Spanish word for eggs, huevos is also a slang term for balls.
mexicans are so silly.
OK, how ’bout “Hombres Con Aguacates”?
In addition to being the Spanish word for eggs, huevos is also a slang term for balls.
Men with eggs e milk?
Hombres con huevos e leche.
Men with Eggs?
Is “Hombres con Huevos” available for my Spanish-speaking relatives?
holy shit that guy reads fast. then again i just got my copy yesterday.
“Clay Davis came all over Drew’s assless wordpants.”
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyit.
I haven’t bought “Men With Balls” yet, but why is it only $11.55? I never thought I’d complain that a book’s price is too low, but what’s up with that? Drew’s defense lawyers and daily gravy injections can’t be cheap. Cut him a break.
And staplefuck those publishers in the assless wordpants.
Assless wordpants to you. As in, Clay Davis came all over Drew’s assless wordpants.
@ worldclass
All chaps are assless, otherwise they would be called pants.
Fat, gay men tend to dominate the inane rambling genre of sports writing – ie: Gary Sheffield, Brett Favre, Mike Golic, etc…
When I read Men With Balls I came in my wordpants.
@ Pemulis
Score on “Wordpants”. That’s a great Compound Quasi-Swear. “Fuck you in the Wordpants!”
Hint: It’s not cuntslapper!
Shit. Well I just lost a dollar…to myself!
Literary chaps? Are those like assless chaps? Cause if they were, I bet Capote had a closet full of ‘em. Congrats on the book, I hope you had a Rosenhaus-esque agent that closed a deal to fill your basement with gold DuckTales style…
theyre like wordpants
From Travis’s Amazon.com review:
This is the greatest book by a fat, gay man since the latter days of Truman Capote. In fact, if he had any literary chaps whatsoever this is the book Capote would have written.
What the Hell are “literary chaps?”
No homo: congrats and I can’t wait to read your book.
Also no homo: you’re a homo.
I wish my book’s Amazon entry was tagged with ‘insufferable dickweed.’ Maybe it would have sold a copy or two.