Yes, actually, the Broncos defense CAN get worse: Champ Bailey is out 4-6 weeks with — wince with me — a torn groin, an injury most commonly associated with girlfriends of Santonio Holmes.
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So he’s out with a “groin” ? (in the current parlance). What would happen if say, somebody suffered a broken cheekbone? (you know on a Ray Lewis hit)
“Wow Jim, tough break for the Steelers, looks like Willie Parker took a viscious hit from the Ravens.”
“That’s gotta hurt Bob. Yep, word from the sidelines is….he’s out with a face”
Boss is done for the season with microfracture knee surgery. I thought I saw Dre Bly go down with a phantom knee injury after Moss torched him, which reminded me of Ray Crockett. Thank god for the Raiders and Chiefs at home.
Smello – Well boo to your team too.
i hate my life
@FMRA – I think you ‘beating a Johnson’ is irony enough for all of us today.
Either that, or I’ll name my firstborn Larry Johnson and then beat him every day. Just for irony’s sake.
I’m gonna name my next kid “Seven.”
@futuremrs: I hear the name Fourplay is still on the board. That would be an instant classic.
I tried to generate some sympathy, but all I keep coming up with is, “Fuck you, Denver” and “HA HA HA.”
@futuremrs: Ace!
@ Future – You should name your first kid Backto.
Sorry everyone.
Travis Henry put a hit out on Champ Bailey’s groin. If Travis can’t knock women in the greater Denver area up then no one can. Fix yo mount motherfucker.
frma – Boss’ real name is Rodney and Champ’s real name is Roland.
I’d suggest naming it Sport.
….pick up Dillon Panthers’ D
Also, I really like Mama Bailey’s naming scheme for her kids. If I ever reverse my strict anti-baby policy and have children, I am absolutely naming them “Chief,” “Tiger,” “Buddy,” and possibly “Killer.”
See, but torn groin is so… vague. What exactly did he tear? His pelvic muscle? His groin muscle? His balls? His tool? We need more details for truly wince-inspiring shenanigans.
Isn’t Boss Bailey hurt too? Or was he just out for the game?
Don’t kid yourself… those fools never had any defense to speak of, just a buncha dudes standing around.
That’s just wrong. Especially for the doctors who’ll need to operate on his groin.
Cool. Denver D to IR…
Fucked is all I can come up with. FUCKED
Hey, CC, got any working automatic weapons lying around? I feel like putting a nug on a large caliber round and taking a hit.
karma is a bitch