NBC’S Football Night in America crew breaks down the upcoming Jaguars-Steelers game. Featuring Jerome Bettis, Cris Collinsworth, Tiki Barber, and… Christmas Ape?
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October 2nd, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Ape used a lot of numbers, way more than I thought he could.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
@ Jersey
And they weren’t just 69 69 69 followed by giggling.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Nice Ape, make sure your ex co-workers at The Post see this and tell them to suck it.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:35 pm
The analysis was missing a little…. something… what was it……….?
Oh yeah, vagina jokes.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:37 pm
Ape, not even one mention of David Gerrard pimping out transexuals?
Ladies and gents we are witnessing the Bill Simmonsization of KSK.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Now now…Ape didn’t invite any of his buddies to participate in all of the hot commenting action.
Still…a dick joke would help us feel better.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Couldn’t sneak a HARF HARF HARF in there?
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
Who is this Tunison fellow? He seems to possess some rudimentary knowledge of the Steelers. Do you have links to anything else he might have written?
/Collinsworth still molests donkeys
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:48 pm
Hines Ward
Tunison: Me rikey ord Steerel leceivel, he catch barr good from Ben Rongrastname. Injulies on offensive rine & lunning backs put emphasis on passing attack, and the opposing team must expect that. Wald no rikey Jaguals, no give them flied lice or dly creaning.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
no mention of how LaMarr Woodley is going to smash Fred Taylor in the man-cunt?
Steeler Nation is dissapointed
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:51 pm
I see no mention of anal sex. Oh wait, Tiki Barber was involved, carry on.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I read that while enjoying a nice tawny port and waiting for my girl to be ready.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Sorry. Because of this website I’m no longer capable of reading anything without dick jokes. The only book I’ve read over the last six months is Lolita. Over and over.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Way to sell out to the man again, Christmas Ape.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I am personally offended that MSNBC would see fit to publish the words of this ARROGANT, BIGOTED, RACIST white man.
Meaning, of course, Cris Collinsworth.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:57 pm
I hope the Jags spank dat ass big time!!!!
/ducks flying objects
Nice post though Ape.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Way to sell out to the man again, Christmas Ape.
To sell out, you have to get paid to do it.
/shills for free
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Nice work Ape. Of course, you keep providing more detailed info than their own crew, you’ll quickly be cast off to calm Tiki and Butterworth.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:16 pm
nice job! hopefully this leads to more opportunities for you and the rest of the gay mafia.
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
Seriously…to agree with the masses…your lack of dick joke insertion is most disheartening…
also, no [door flies open] for your grand entrance?
/go jags
//steelers blow
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:42 pm
When I saw “blogger breakdown” at the top of that link, I thought for a minute it was going to be a rundown of a whole bunch of sports bloggers — who’s the hottest, who’s the funniest, who’s the most dorky, etc. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to actually be about football.
Nice work, Mr. Tunison (how IS that supposed to be pronounced, anyway?).
October 2nd, 2008 at 1:49 pm
F**k the collapsing credit markets, this is the sign of the apocalypse we’ve been waiting for. Odds are Sarah Palin gets Raptured straight up to heaven during the debate tonight.
/current events lecture
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 pm
headline: blogger breakdown: FNIA crew and KSK blogger analyze Pittsburgh – Jacksonville matchup.
Land of acronyms, apocalypse and breakdowns…how did you do Ape? Did you breakdown just to build back up again? Did you breakdown with no sign of recovery? Are there bloggers on the street in despair?
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:14 pm
FNIA: Finger, Non-solicited, In the Anus
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Tunison: Each team has been hampered so far this season by the play of the offensive line…
no najeh joke there? disappointing.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:23 pm
ape, did you get to meet cris collinsworth in person? and if so, explain how it felt to punch him in the face for being a pretentious douche.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Woohoo! Our little boy’s all growed up!
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
@Grimey
That should be UFIA (Unsolicited Finger In Anus)…….it’s a helluva lot easier to prounce.
October 2nd, 2008 at 2:42 pm
*pronounce* dammit
October 2nd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Expert analysis from three former professional football players… and a ginger dude who owns a cat named after a female comic book character.
Finally, things are looking up.
October 2nd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
“He will need to come up with a gameplan to counteract what no doubt will be all-out assault on his already battered quarterback.”
You can’t get hard hitting analysis like that from just anybody.
October 3rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
Was this just an elaborate plot to make me watch two minutes’ worth of Bob Costas? NEEDS MORE SEXY.