¡ Take Your Whippings Like Men, Estero High Schoul !
Now is not the time to be acting like little crybaby womens. You are not feeling so good, eh? You do not like to be losings big football game by 91 points, eh? El Guapo thinks you should be playings soccer with the little girls then, yes? No one can score 91 points in soccer, not onless you shoot the bandito in the goal. And I would know! I done this many times!
Your were losings by 70 at the half time. Tell me somethings, Estero High Schoul, did you thinks you would score 71 points in the second half of the game? This make no sense to El Guapo. If you are tired of losings, go back to the cantina, eh Hefe? Do not cry like soggy little babies because you are no good at this football. And thees goes for your mommies and daddies as well!
Here in Santa Poco, we have a sayings. The sayings go, “Do not point a gun at me and then get upset when I shoots you before you can pulls the trigger.” We have a plethora of sayings like that one, but they all mean the same thing. They means to take your whippings like men. So if El Guapo upsets you by rapings your horses and ridings off on your womens, do not be upsets with me. Be upsets with yourself for beings a little woman.
Come now, Hefe. Take me to my piñatas!
Tags: Chevy Chase wanted too much money to be in this post, MMP, the semi-relevant musings of El Guapo
October 14th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Plethora
October 14th, 2008 at 10:04 am
In a way, each of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous high school football team who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be the actual El Guapo!
October 14th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Hefe, do you know what a plethora ees?
October 14th, 2008 at 10:26 am
It’s a sweater! A sweater.
October 14th, 2008 at 10:45 am
Come now, Hefe. Take me to my piñatas!
+1
October 14th, 2008 at 10:51 am
I went to the link for the article; however, I became too distracted and repulsed by the Peter King Challenge advertisement banner to continue reading. Its not so much eating 14 buckets of popcorn which seems disgusting, its more of the fact that you have to wear a mesh favre jersey.
October 14th, 2008 at 11:03 am
I believe you mean “Jefe.” Silly gringo!
October 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am
i think we’re missing out on comedy gold, have Marmalard, Rongrastname, and Brady Quinn as the Three Amigos…. hilarity will ensue
October 14th, 2008 at 11:28 am
Si, it is Jefe
October 14th, 2008 at 11:53 am
I believe you mean “Jefe.”
How you say “I don’t feel like changing it” in Spanish?
October 14th, 2008 at 11:55 am
I think a better Three Amigos would be Marmalard, Rongrastname, and Romo.
Mostly because Quinn wouldn’t stop bending over in front of the horses.
Marmalard, Hines Wald, and Joey Porter would also be acceptable.
Also, Marmalard could carry His Tiny Darren in a satchel on his back.
October 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
/la puerta vuela abierta
October 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
I heard this guy is a big Joan Wilder fan.
October 14th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
+1, Otto.
October 14th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Yo, cowboy. Why don’t you come down here and sit on my lap? I wanna show you something.
October 14th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Score, Otto.
October 14th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Fantastico.
Always loved El Guapo’s rather Grande Sombrero…
October 14th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
After the game, the Naples High Eagles raped all of Estero High’s horses and rode off on their women.
October 14th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Great job, Punte. Just curious but when you took the photo of El Guapo, which Home Depot were you in front of?
October 15th, 2008 at 3:39 am
Daydream Billiever:
“I like estoopid one”
/senoritas confused, then all laugh at joke