The Manning Family Gets Double Stuffed, Eli Licks Up the Cream
Is it possible that the Manning family is growing tired of all this football business? Well now that Eli has overtaken Peyton as the dominant brother under center the whole family is poised for a move in a whole new direction.
So what could this second sport be? The obvious answer would be squash, but that would hardly help to reestablish Peyton as the family alpha dog. Here’s a clue to get you started…
DSRL you say? It sounds like some sort of brand new learning disability that only exists within the mushy brains of children reared by first cousins. Peyton and Eli certainly are the ideal posterboys for such an affliction, but no. Yet the truth is even sadder…
Yep, the entire Manning family has signed on for another endorsement deal. It’s about fucking time! There are only so many times (1,674 to be exact) that I can watch Peyton’s Priceless Peptalks on my DVR. Now I get to look forward to a whole ad campaign centering around the idea of the Manning brothers racing to lick the cream out of cookies at breakneck speed. The best news of all is that you get to participate as well!
Sign up for the contest through the Nabisco website and you could find yourself in a stadium with a guest of your choosing along with the Manning family and an the official Oreo Mascot!
The winner and his or her guest will get to engage in a licking contest of their own with the dynamic pitchmen. If you’re lucky enough to beat Peyton and Eli you’ll qualify for the grand prize! Sit back and watch as the brothers give the old “double-stuff” treatment to lovely Olivia while you lick up all the tangy cream that runs down her leg.
Enjoy your breakfast everyone, and remember to eat your Oreos!
Tags: commercials that aren't jewelry ads, gay quarterbacks, i disgust myself, incest is not cool, really really gay quarterbacks, the manning sisters, Unsilent Majority
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January 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am
I confess: that ad made me laugh.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Wow…the league logo is just special. The ticker has some great quotes too: “Been practicing your twist, lick, and dunk?” and “Eli bruises thumb in intense dunk move…”
I was also expecting Maj to mention his Wizards’ ass kicking of Boston.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Think the Mannings would be up for some airtight fun after the game?
January 14th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Michael Steele did not appreciate the Gumbel picture.
January 14th, 2008 at 11:42 am
I always thought they would do endorsements for Cream Wafers: White on the outside, even whiter on the inside.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
you need DSL’s to succeed in the DSRL… I think Brady Quinn has to be picked #1.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
Gumbel over Halle Berry? For shame, maj.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I cannot wait for the DSRL Fantasy League to begin.
/no idea why, just sayin
January 14th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Peyton: You know, Eli, they say the cream always rises to the top.
Eli: Then why’s it running down the back of my leg?
January 14th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Do you think Eli went to Archie and whined “Dad, make Peyton put me a commercial.”
January 14th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Pey-Pey has spooge on his chin.
January 14th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
(fuck you blogger if this double posts)
but… in my club, i v’eel splash the pot… vhenever the fuckh i please
January 14th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Eli: haha Peyton, I won and you lost..
Peyton: oh why don’t you just lick my Yooble…
January 14th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Man, truck stop hookers have more dignity.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
Bryant Gumbel says it takes one to know one, Maj.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
…the Aristocrats!
January 14th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I know it’s cruel to kick a PeyPey when he’s down, but LT says “kickkickkickkickkickkick…”
my goal in life is to respond to blog comments two or three days after everyone has stopped reading the original post so that I can sit in my grammy’s basement and laugh at how funny I am to me… heehhehhhehhheeeeeeeeee
January 15th, 2008 at 6:05 am
futuremrsrickankiel nailed it
….so what do you call this act?
September 4th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
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