Did the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders travel to Green Bay with the team?
No?
Fuck this, the Emmy’s are on!
…or not…So who’s up for some more fucking football?!
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Did the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders travel to Green Bay with the team?
No?
Fuck this, the Emmy’s are on!
…or not…So who’s up for some more fucking football?!
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“DUDE, do you really think she would give you a second glance if you were still holding a clipboard?”
You’re acting as if HE should be lucky he’s with her? Methinks it’s rather the other way around. Is there anyone above D-list celebrity status who’d get her a cup of coffee?
Perhaps you’re confusing her with that smoking hot piece of ass at the bottom right of the uproxxx bar known as Megan Fox?
Thank you Dan Dierdorf for adding zilch to football commentary. You suck so bad that if you were any worse, you’d have to be twins.
Tarvaris Jackson would still suck with all that talent around him. Don’t believe me? Just ask BDD…
Yes, very niiiiiiiice.
Good road win.
Is Tony Romo the LUCKIEST SOB in the world? Drew Bledsoe sucks rocks, so this bench warmer gets a chance and does better than a 37 year old.
Never mind he’s got an all-pro WR, all-pro TE, all-pro RB and two all-pro OL. I mean c’mon, Tavarious Jackson could succeed. (I think)
THEN, to top it all off Romo (not exactly a candidate for a date with Brady Quinn) lucks out with the latest white-trash version of Pamela Anderson. (I’m talking Jessica Simpson’s a55).
DUDE, do you really think she would give you a second glance if you were still holding a clipboard?
however he is still a winner i should have put that in last post my bad
/grrr face….
i beat romo in madden on my recruiting trip to eiu… unfortunately his offense when it matters hasnt improved :(
South-Central Wisconsin.
A rough-and-tumble part of the Midwest, as seen in the classic film Boysenberries in the ‘Hood.
From the CBS gloggggggg:
“A fantastic homecoming for Tony Romo, who grew up less than 20 miles away in South-Central Wisconsin.”
He’s from Compton?
“Fuck Wisconsin. Fuck Green Bay.”
True words spaken on Ye Sabbath.
See that promo for next Sunday nite?
The Bears are road kill.
/opinion
//drunkish
///hates Iggles
Madden: “You have to love Wisconsin, though, and you have to love Green Bay.”
No. Fuck Wisconsin. Fuck Green Bay.
THAT’S NOT FUDGE!!!
Tell me someone just heard madden talk about santa clause. and not mention wade philips.
/fail
7. The answer is 7.
Or maybe ‘Cowboy cocks’.
/idjit
How many Cowby cocks can Madden fit in his mouth?
Answer: One less than the Packtards.
Eat that cheese fags. Intentional ground that!
Fuck the packers, Our D is awful and they still only have 9 points
Yeah, but the Packers’ cheerleaders are still there!
Shit, I don’t know.
On the bright side, it’s been quite awhile since I’ve looked forward to reading a Simmons column, but I sure am looking forward to his next one.
“Patriots who? The only team Bahston cares about awah the Sawx who once again will show the rest of you fackahs how to play in the postseason”
I can’t wait to hear from Tawmmy this week.
Mmmmmm…nothing tickles my pallet quite like “Patriot Tears Elixir.” It is a dry, fruity bouquet (since those Massholes are FACKIN queeeeahh) with the gentle hint of douchebag misery. The taste is sweet with every sip; Dr. Z and the Miami Dolphins concur.
BTW Maj props for the Jags pick. Remind me to never question your gambling advice again.
Until next week, of course.
I mean Katt Williams is on right now. This is quite possibly the funniest shit ever.
/There’s a thing in weed called fuck it.
Fuck the Emmys, we get to hear Joe Morgan talk to Yogi Berra! It’s like a car crash talking to a trainwreck!
Mad Men is a repeat? FACK! Well, this bourbon ain’t gonna drink itself . . .
Speaking of the PATS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT . . . as we all know, they had won 21 in a row (regular season games, obviously). So how did the fans show their appreciation once the streak (inevitably) ended today?
(AP) “Fans booed the Patriots. Many left early. The record winning streak of their favorite team was ending with a stunning domination by the lowly Dolphins.”
Classy! Choke on a bucket of chowdah, ya facking facks!
Oh god do I hate Pats fans.
Romo stop looking so fucking sad, BUCK UP
Kampman better use every bit of his never-quitness to blow out Romo’s knee
The Pats got BLOWN THE FUCK OUT!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
And the Cowboys are gonna win this fackin’ game fa facks sake.
FELIX JONES BABY!!!
3 TDs, 3 weeks.. ROY?
Yesssssssir. Go Boys
Farve? You mean Bertt Farve? I know that dude.
Seriously though, where the FUCK does Favre get off pronouncing it Farve? Fuck I hate all these fucking people.
Oh my, Rodgers is just out there having fun right now. He’s creating and he’s calm and he can do whatever he wants. It’s as if that Jets quarterback has the same kind of attitude as Rodgers.
DID YOU SEE THAT PASS! MY BOY ROMO’S A GAWDDAMMED STAR!!!
Actually for my fantasy team’s sake I need Romo to have a good game. When you RB situation is W. Parker, R. Brown, R. Williams, and Ray Rice, I usually need a good game from Romo, but this week I got lucky and Ronnie decided to go off. And the week I bench Roddy White, he goes off. FUCK! And now Romo throws a pick. This may be the lowest scoring win ever. Or the most points on the bench while still getting a win. At least I have my other team of PoorTits, Mic’sGayHee, and Kim Kardasian. Gosh that’s a sexy RB bunch.
/has way to many fantasy teams
I think we need to just score from outside the 20, because Romo keeps throwing stupid FUCKING picks in the end zone
Ronnie Brown didn’t drive home… he lashed together a raft from all the Pats memorabilia strewn in the Gillette Stadium parking lot after the game and floated home on the gentle Atlantic current… after knocking up your mom.
Fucking hated seeing empty seats IN THE 3RD QUARTER. For fuck’s sake.
Anyway, Green Bay is absolutely winning this game. The Packer Pope spake thusly; verily, it shall be done.
Tony Romo no smirre
I think ronnie brown just scored another TD while driving home.
goddammit, Martin Gramatica. WHY???
Al Harris down! Al Harris down! Too much cheese on his Taco!
Come on you cheese eating fuckheads!
I fucking am. Donny Please.
Go Boys