Your 4:00 Games Open Thread
09.28.08Presenting FOX’s afternoon coverage:
The red area is Cowboys-Redskins.
Lucky you, St. Louis. Your only choice is to watch the Rams. Might be a good day to head over to the Bowling Hall of Fame.
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@Handful of Peter: Where the hell have you been before this week? Why don’t you take Brady Quinn’s “peter” out of your mouth and say something witty. And you don’t have to be from Texas to be a Cowboys fan as long as you’ve ALWAYS been a Cowboys fan.
Even with yesterday’s loss, I’ll put the Cowboys up against any of the teams that you cheer for.
Shitbag.
What a disasterous fucking week for degenerate gamblers.
@StuScottBooyahs
Correct
Matt Bryant Meast of the Week?
Madden may have a food fetish, but dagnabbit I’d take him and “Senile Al” Michaels over Kornheiser’s Kommenting Krew 100% of the time.
I defy anyone, even Kerry Collins, to do a shot every time that gasbag says “Cover 2″ in the course of a game.
I’m pretty sure Madden is responsible “bloviate,” just like the turducken, the horse trailer photo, and the bizarre idea that we can put mildly retarded man-children in the announcer’s booth.
Did the word “bloviate” even exist prior to the beginning John Madden’s broadcasting career?
Tough day for all those Cowboys “fans” out there.
(Unless you are from Texas, you are a brandwagon-jumping little bitch.)
HEY COWBOYS:
SUCK
IT
YOU
OVERRATED
TWATS.
Why I hate living in Nashville. The average iq of the fan base hovers somewhere around -4.
WesTexSpur: Here goes Fisher again going to nothing but running plays, trying to run the clock out. Why does he do this and put so much pressure on his defense? Pass the ball some, Fisher!
The Titans attempted 35 passes and ran the ball 34 times. They also continued to throw the ball late in the fourth – which lead to purple jesus’s late td. I don’t know what people expect them to do. You have one of the best 1 to punches in the league at tailback, and the top defense in the league. Ok end of rant.
Wow, Madden just uttered a sentence with, “See, here’s where Kyle Orton is the best” that didn’t end with “[...] growing embarrassing facial hair”
So what’s the worst pro football state in America — Missouri (Rams and Chiefs) or Ohio (Bengals and Browns)?
T.O. is whining again:
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/09/terrell-owens-i-didnt-get-the-ball-enoug.html
I like him better when he cries.
@Boatdrinks:
I nominate the corpse of George Burns to play Jerry Jones in “Fuck the Cowboys: The Movie.”
Did I mention that in my opinion, Lane Kiffin needs a raise and Bob Ryan needs to be shipped to coordinate in the Japanese league to never return.
It’s game 4 and Mcnabb is still healthy. Explain this shit god!
By the way, has anyone on the Kissing Suzy Kolber staff called to check on Unsilent Majority? After the Redskins/Cowboys game he might have had an orgasm so powerful he exploded.
ARE NOT America’s team. Sigh. Another beer please.
I never signed the petition to make the Cowboys America’s team, so I feel safe in actually believing they are. I would still like to see “Fuck the Cowboys: the movie” that could be good. Who can take Jerry?
Fuck the Cowboys. Oh, the Cowboys are America’s team? Fuck America. Yes, I said it.
DC, we were all sure Zorn was a porn star. No, we didn’t see this coming!
“The Bears are playing very fast.” Wow, Madden you are fucking unbelievable.
I was just throwing out my two cents. Think about it, would you have predicted by week 4, Dallas and Washington would both have the same record? And that Washington would beat the heavily favored Cowboys?
@miamidiesel, RE: the Giants:
The pass rush doesn’t have the depth without Osi and Strahan, but the secondary is vastly improved over last year’s squad, and the offense will continue to come on strong.
For the record, I’m a Giants fan, but Eli is still doing that annoying thing where Smith or Toomer or Burress are wide open and he throws the ball 10 feet over their heads. I’m hopeful about this season, but they’ve had a pretty easy schedule so far (which ends at the end of October when they get the Steelers, Cowboys, and Eagles three weeks in a row). If Eli has another game where he throws four picks (like the infamous Giants/Vikings game from last season) no one will be particularly surprised.
Is there a way to get all four NFC East teams in the playoffs? No? I’ll shut up, then.
being in St. Louis sucks. a lot.
Miami COULD have gone undefeated last year if it wasn’t for all the losses
@miamidiesel
Other great NFL “could’s”
The Bills COULD have won 4 Super Bowls in the 90′s.
The Raiders COULD have gone to the Super Bowl if it wasn’t for the Tuck Rule.
Tony Romo COULD have caught a snap.
Al Davis COULD be alive.
Don’t matter, son. It is what it is. Redskins are 3-1.
@Pete – much as I hate to give the man any sort of credit, Simmons might be right; the Giants might be the first-ever “Nobody Still Believed In Us!” Team that wins the championship. The pass rush doesn’t have the depth without Osi and Strahan, but the secondary is vastly improved over last year’s squad, and the offense will continue to come on strong. They might not be the best team in the NFL, but they deserve at least as much press as teams that haven’t proven anything in the playoffs like Dallas.
@MiamiDiesel – aikman tried to say that washington came in and beat the best team in the league… strange but i think the defending super bowl champs deserve a little more respect..
why not call buffalo the best team in the league then?
@DC – the Redskins’ point differential is a whopping 5 points. They very easily could be 1-3 right now. They’re still probably the worst team in the NFC East. The twist? The two best teams are the Eagles and the Giants (you remember, the defending Super Bowl champions?). How about ‘dem Cowboys? Fuck ‘em – their defense is more gaping wide open than Paris Hilton’s diseased vag, and Tony Romo is Mr. September.
/starts OVERRATED chant
/knows that ESPN and every football commentator on Earth will continue to say Dallas is the best team in the NFL
dc, did you forget about the giants?
WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWLLLLL!!!
/dipshit redskins fan
The Washington Redskins are 3-1. The Washington Redskins have beaten the Dallas Cowboys by a score of 26-24. I repeat the fucking Redskins beat the fucking Cowboys and are tied for first place in the NFC East division. Im not so sure on this, but I think I`m in love with Jim Zorn.
the NFL does a better job of completely fucking over its fans than any sports league in the country
Jerry jones is gonna lay the whoop-ass on some unlucky whore tonight
@make it snow:
How about Ashley Lelie?
Not only did Lance Moore score two touchdowns today, he has one of the great porn names in NFL history.
The guy I played today in fantasy benched Favre…..Thank you GOD!!!
The Buffalo Bills are 4-0. That is all.
God dammit kiffin. You lost the fucking game. Why not go for a fucking field goal with 3 seconds left you cunt licking douchebag motherfucker?!! Beat the fucking spread. Your dead to me asshole, fuck you and fuck your team!
Fire Kiffin!!! God dammit. The spread was 7.5. How fucking hard is it lose by 7.5 points? So you let the chargers win by ten in the last 1:04 of the game? Fuck you Raiders. Fuck you Kiffin! fuck you Al fucking davis!!!!
The CHOKEland Raiders strike again. Like I said, we needed a couple of TDs… one wasn’t going to be enough. And as I’m writing this LDT seals it. Shit.
People wonder why I stopped playing FFB and this is why. There is no damn way to make heads or tails of the NFL from week-to-week, nevermind year-to-year.
That said, I feel dirty rooting for the Skins to beat the Cowboys. Like I felt dirty last night rooting for Bama over Georgia. I’m gonna need a stripper shower to get over it.
Shit he’s killin’ me.
That’s it, I’m going to nail Cooley’s wife, with a vengance!
Dear Jay Cutler,
Go eat some cotton candy.
Signed,
Bacon Dust (My Suicide pool team)
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT LARRY JOHNSON do you do this shit to spite me? I bench you for Lendale 2 weeks ago, and you sucked last week, so I kept you there. BUT THIS WEEK YOU DECIDED TO GO KURT WARNER ON MY ASS WHILE LENDALE GOT RAPED BY THE MINNESOTA DEFENSE. you are so fucking lucky Delhome went out there and did the same thing, or I’d fucking kill you. For real.
Yea sick Jackin.
Fuck the skins. There I said it.
The Skins are giving heartburn to every Boys fan out here in West Texas.
No surprise, every damn thing is shut down!
way to drop a sure TD on 3rd and 5 LT. You’ve killed me in fantasy for the last time. Your dead to me mother****
Her ass is Cheney-like.
You know that “Sarah Palin – Swimsuit Model Years” link at the bottom of this page?
I’ve watched the video like 50 times already. Can’t get enough.
/clicks link to watch it again
Best thing on right now: BOWIE’S IN SPACE. HBO. Beats everything else.
Raiders D is looking pretty damn good so far (end of 1st qtr). Always happy to see Marmalard get flattened, but when it’s against Oakland it’s even sweeter. We need a couple TDs though.
PS: First time they’ve ever worn white in Oakland for a regular game? I remember they did it in LA a few times and a couple preseason games.
Weighing my options . . . Mets bullpen just imploded (big surprise), Brew Crew take the lead, can’t stand the Skins or Boys, Raiders are in a fanastic 5-0 battle against Marmalard, LDT has -6 yards rushing . . .
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
Did Pam Oliver get tits put in?
They just interviewed Silky Garrard with “Don’t Stop Believing” playing in the background. The only thing missing was his jaunty hat.
6 TDs for Favraro, GOD HE’S JUST HAVING SO MUCH FUN OUT THERE!
Or you can write my philosophy paper on Bundle vs. Non-bundle theories.
In KSK terms, is Kurt Warner a bearer of suckiness or does suckiness constitute Kurt Warner? Discuss.
Classy, Cincinnatti, keep throwing beer bottles on the field. You might be weeding out the bad influences on the field but you still have trash for fans.
Which game are they showing in Mexico?
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-hochulicall&prov=ap&type=lgns
Nice, Hochuli.
There’s always THROW UP AT SHEA day in NY.