Your 4:00 Games Open Thread
Presenting FOX’s afternoon coverage:
The red area is Cowboys-Redskins.
Lucky you, St. Louis. Your only choice is to watch the Rams. Might be a good day to head over to the Bowling Hall of Fame.
Tags: captain caveman, open thread
September 28th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
There’s always THROW UP AT SHEA day in NY.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ap-hochulicall&prov=ap&type=lgns
Nice, Hochuli.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
Which game are they showing in Mexico?
September 28th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Classy, Cincinnatti, keep throwing beer bottles on the field. You might be weeding out the bad influences on the field but you still have trash for fans.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Or you can write my philosophy paper on Bundle vs. Non-bundle theories.
In KSK terms, is Kurt Warner a bearer of suckiness or does suckiness constitute Kurt Warner? Discuss.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
6 TDs for Favraro, GOD HE’S JUST HAVING SO MUCH FUN OUT THERE!
September 28th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
They just interviewed Silky Garrard with “Don’t Stop Believing” playing in the background. The only thing missing was his jaunty hat.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Did Pam Oliver get tits put in?
September 28th, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Weighing my options . . . Mets bullpen just imploded (big surprise), Brew Crew take the lead, can’t stand the Skins or Boys, Raiders are in a fanastic 5-0 battle against Marmalard, LDT has -6 yards rushing . . .
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
September 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
Raiders D is looking pretty damn good so far (end of 1st qtr). Always happy to see Marmalard get flattened, but when it’s against Oakland it’s even sweeter. We need a couple TDs though.
PS: First time they’ve ever worn white in Oakland for a regular game? I remember they did it in LA a few times and a couple preseason games.
September 28th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Best thing on right now: BOWIE’S IN SPACE. HBO. Beats everything else.
September 28th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
You know that “Sarah Palin – Swimsuit Model Years” link at the bottom of this page?
I’ve watched the video like 50 times already. Can’t get enough.
/clicks link to watch it again
September 28th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
Her ass is Cheney-like.
September 28th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
way to drop a sure TD on 3rd and 5 LT. You’ve killed me in fantasy for the last time. Your dead to me mother****
September 28th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
The Skins are giving heartburn to every Boys fan out here in West Texas.
No surprise, every damn thing is shut down!
September 28th, 2008 at 6:15 pm
Fuck the skins. There I said it.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:17 pm
Yea sick Jackin.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:18 pm
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT LARRY JOHNSON do you do this shit to spite me? I bench you for Lendale 2 weeks ago, and you sucked last week, so I kept you there. BUT THIS WEEK YOU DECIDED TO GO KURT WARNER ON MY ASS WHILE LENDALE GOT RAPED BY THE MINNESOTA DEFENSE. you are so fucking lucky Delhome went out there and did the same thing, or I’d fucking kill you. For real.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
Dear Jay Cutler,
Go eat some cotton candy.
Signed,
Bacon Dust (My Suicide pool team)
September 28th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
That’s it, I’m going to nail Cooley’s wife, with a vengance!
September 28th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Shit he’s killin’ me.
September 28th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
People wonder why I stopped playing FFB and this is why. There is no damn way to make heads or tails of the NFL from week-to-week, nevermind year-to-year.
That said, I feel dirty rooting for the Skins to beat the Cowboys. Like I felt dirty last night rooting for Bama over Georgia. I’m gonna need a stripper shower to get over it.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
The CHOKEland Raiders strike again. Like I said, we needed a couple of TDs… one wasn’t going to be enough. And as I’m writing this LDT seals it. Shit.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Fire Kiffin!!! God dammit. The spread was 7.5. How fucking hard is it lose by 7.5 points? So you let the chargers win by ten in the last 1:04 of the game? Fuck you Raiders. Fuck you Kiffin! fuck you Al fucking davis!!!!
September 28th, 2008 at 7:14 pm
God dammit kiffin. You lost the fucking game. Why not go for a fucking field goal with 3 seconds left you cunt licking douchebag motherfucker?!! Beat the fucking spread. Your dead to me asshole, fuck you and fuck your team!
September 28th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
The Buffalo Bills are 4-0. That is all.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
The guy I played today in fantasy benched Favre…..Thank you GOD!!!
September 28th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
Not only did Lance Moore score two touchdowns today, he has one of the great porn names in NFL history.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
@make it snow:
How about Ashley Lelie?
September 28th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
Jerry jones is gonna lay the whoop-ass on some unlucky whore tonight
September 28th, 2008 at 7:26 pm
the NFL does a better job of completely fucking over its fans than any sports league in the country
September 28th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
The Washington Redskins are 3-1. The Washington Redskins have beaten the Dallas Cowboys by a score of 26-24. I repeat the fucking Redskins beat the fucking Cowboys and are tied for first place in the NFC East division. Im not so sure on this, but I think I`m in love with Jim Zorn.
September 28th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
WE’RE GOING TO THE SUPER BOWLLLLL!!!
/dipshit redskins fan
September 28th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
dc, did you forget about the giants?
September 28th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
@DC – the Redskins’ point differential is a whopping 5 points. They very easily could be 1-3 right now. They’re still probably the worst team in the NFC East. The twist? The two best teams are the Eagles and the Giants (you remember, the defending Super Bowl champions?). How about ‘dem Cowboys? Fuck ‘em – their defense is more gaping wide open than Paris Hilton’s diseased vag, and Tony Romo is Mr. September.
/starts OVERRATED chant
/knows that ESPN and every football commentator on Earth will continue to say Dallas is the best team in the NFL
September 28th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
@MiamiDiesel – aikman tried to say that washington came in and beat the best team in the league… strange but i think the defending super bowl champs deserve a little more respect..
why not call buffalo the best team in the league then?
September 28th, 2008 at 8:02 pm
@Pete – much as I hate to give the man any sort of credit, Simmons might be right; the Giants might be the first-ever “Nobody Still Believed In Us!” Team that wins the championship. The pass rush doesn’t have the depth without Osi and Strahan, but the secondary is vastly improved over last year’s squad, and the offense will continue to come on strong. They might not be the best team in the NFL, but they deserve at least as much press as teams that haven’t proven anything in the playoffs like Dallas.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
@miamidiesel
Other great NFL “could’s”
The Bills COULD have won 4 Super Bowls in the 90’s.
The Raiders COULD have gone to the Super Bowl if it wasn’t for the Tuck Rule.
Tony Romo COULD have caught a snap.
Al Davis COULD be alive.
Don’t matter, son. It is what it is. Redskins are 3-1.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Miami COULD have gone undefeated last year if it wasn’t for all the losses
September 28th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
being in St. Louis sucks. a lot.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
@miamidiesel, RE: the Giants:
The pass rush doesn’t have the depth without Osi and Strahan, but the secondary is vastly improved over last year’s squad, and the offense will continue to come on strong.
For the record, I’m a Giants fan, but Eli is still doing that annoying thing where Smith or Toomer or Burress are wide open and he throws the ball 10 feet over their heads. I’m hopeful about this season, but they’ve had a pretty easy schedule so far (which ends at the end of October when they get the Steelers, Cowboys, and Eagles three weeks in a row). If Eli has another game where he throws four picks (like the infamous Giants/Vikings game from last season) no one will be particularly surprised.
Is there a way to get all four NFC East teams in the playoffs? No? I’ll shut up, then.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I was just throwing out my two cents. Think about it, would you have predicted by week 4, Dallas and Washington would both have the same record? And that Washington would beat the heavily favored Cowboys?
September 28th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
“The Bears are playing very fast.” Wow, Madden you are fucking unbelievable.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
DC, we were all sure Zorn was a porn star. No, we didn’t see this coming!
September 28th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Fuck the Cowboys. Oh, the Cowboys are America’s team? Fuck America. Yes, I said it.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
I never signed the petition to make the Cowboys America’s team, so I feel safe in actually believing they are. I would still like to see “Fuck the Cowboys: the movie” that could be good. Who can take Jerry?
September 28th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
ARE NOT America’s team. Sigh. Another beer please.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
By the way, has anyone on the Kissing Suzy Kolber staff called to check on Unsilent Majority? After the Redskins/Cowboys game he might have had an orgasm so powerful he exploded.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:40 pm
It’s game 4 and Mcnabb is still healthy. Explain this shit god!
September 28th, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Did I mention that in my opinion, Lane Kiffin needs a raise and Bob Ryan needs to be shipped to coordinate in the Japanese league to never return.
September 28th, 2008 at 8:43 pm
@Boatdrinks:
I nominate the corpse of George Burns to play Jerry Jones in “Fuck the Cowboys: The Movie.”
September 28th, 2008 at 8:50 pm
T.O. is whining again:
http://cowboysblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/09/terrell-owens-i-didnt-get-the-ball-enoug.html
I like him better when he cries.
September 28th, 2008 at 9:20 pm
So what’s the worst pro football state in America — Missouri (Rams and Chiefs) or Ohio (Bengals and Browns)?
September 28th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Wow, Madden just uttered a sentence with, “See, here’s where Kyle Orton is the best” that didn’t end with “[...] growing embarrassing facial hair”
September 28th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
Why I hate living in Nashville. The average iq of the fan base hovers somewhere around -4.
WesTexSpur: Here goes Fisher again going to nothing but running plays, trying to run the clock out. Why does he do this and put so much pressure on his defense? Pass the ball some, Fisher!
The Titans attempted 35 passes and ran the ball 34 times. They also continued to throw the ball late in the fourth – which lead to purple jesus’s late td. I don’t know what people expect them to do. You have one of the best 1 to punches in the league at tailback, and the top defense in the league. Ok end of rant.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Tough day for all those Cowboys “fans” out there.
(Unless you are from Texas, you are a brandwagon-jumping little bitch.)
HEY COWBOYS:
SUCK
IT
YOU
OVERRATED
TWATS.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Did the word “bloviate” even exist prior to the beginning John Madden’s broadcasting career?
September 28th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
I’m pretty sure Madden is responsible “bloviate,” just like the turducken, the horse trailer photo, and the bizarre idea that we can put mildly retarded man-children in the announcer’s booth.
September 28th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
I defy anyone, even Kerry Collins, to do a shot every time that gasbag says “Cover 2″ in the course of a game.
September 28th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Madden may have a food fetish, but dagnabbit I’d take him and “Senile Al” Michaels over Kornheiser’s Kommenting Krew 100% of the time.
September 28th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Matt Bryant Meast of the Week?
September 29th, 2008 at 12:09 am
@StuScottBooyahs
Correct
September 29th, 2008 at 3:49 am
What a disasterous fucking week for degenerate gamblers.
September 29th, 2008 at 9:59 am
@Handful of Peter: Where the hell have you been before this week? Why don’t you take Brady Quinn’s “peter” out of your mouth and say something witty. And you don’t have to be from Texas to be a Cowboys fan as long as you’ve ALWAYS been a Cowboys fan.
Even with yesterday’s loss, I’ll put the Cowboys up against any of the teams that you cheer for.
Shitbag.