You Want Me To Start? Start What? Where Am I?
I don’t know. I think you got the wrong guy. Are you sure? Maybe there’s another Trent Green at this resort. I mean, if I wasn’t wearing this name tag I wouldn’t even know my name was Trent. I thought I was a Raymond. Maybe there was a misunderstanding.
I was just here enjoying the day with… what’s your name? Brenda! And…what’s your name? Alicia! And you show up out of nowhere saying you want me to quarterback your football team? Who does that?
Why do people keep saying I’m a football player? I don’t remember doing that. Just the other day, Troy Aikman stopped by to tell me he knows how I feel. What does that mean? I’m not gay.
Anyway, it was very kind of you to offer but I wouldn’t know where to begin. Stop by the concierge. Hopefully they can clear things up for you. And here, try a shrimp puff, they’re outstanding.
Say.
What team did you say you’re with again?
The Rams?
Rams.
Hmmmmmm.
Rrrrraaaaammmmsss.
Nope. Drawing a blank. Take care, friend!
Tags: concussed quarterbacks, xmas ape
September 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am
I see no way this can end badly.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:28 am
he’s like billy bob from varsity blues
“i give it a ten, a fuckin ten!”
September 24th, 2008 at 11:29 am
Nice one ape, I’m still hanging on to Jeff George coming back after all the talk about him last week.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:30 am
For some reason whenever somebody mentions the Rams my knee hurts. No idea why.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:31 am
“Don’t worry, Trent. It’s nothing to dingo mountain cheeseburger truck.”
-Ted Johnson
September 24th, 2008 at 11:32 am
God better have a good reason for wanting to kill Trent.
September 24th, 2008 at 11:35 am
Why do I need a good reason to kill Trent Green?
/going to hell
September 24th, 2008 at 11:41 am
What a friendly guy!
September 24th, 2008 at 11:42 am
travis johnson can jog his memory. and by “jog” i mean “erase.”
September 24th, 2008 at 11:55 am
Welcome back, Scarecrow!
/Travis Johnson
September 24th, 2008 at 11:57 am
I, for one, applaud this decision.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Yea, cause he did so well last year with the Dolphins. I mean, when you get cut by the Dolphins…really, The Rams Should Have Some Standards!
Apparently not.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
How loudly did Green yell the word Fuck when he found out he would be starting behind that O-Line?
September 24th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Can we have a line on how many sacks it takes to knock Trent Green out?
September 24th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
this has disney film written all over it. did I say disney? I meant snuff.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
The over/under is 1.5
September 24th, 2008 at 12:45 pm
I keep hearing Trent as Vinnie Barbarino, “What?……..Where(Wherah)?…..Who?…….”
To keep up w/ the “Kotter” theme:
Linehan as Mr Woodman…..”Let’s put in a play….a WR reverse & let Vinnie lead block”
Maybe Haslett as Horshack, ” Defense…..Harf, Harf, Harf”
T Holt as Wahington,” Bye there……I’m on my way to Carolina”
Please Excuse Steven Jackson from the rest of the season
-signed, Steven’s mother
September 24th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
the Rams front office obviously consulted with Matt Millen on this one
/starts Bills defense on fantasy team
September 24th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
I’ll be amazed if there isn’t a team of doctors on the sidelines frantically writing a research paper on the number of sacks a previously multiple time concussed quarterback takes before he actually dies on the field.
Seriously, we might be looking at the first time the NFL should actually say “Hey, Trent, you’ve been concussed an awful lot lately. Why don’t you retire quietly to Florida and wait for the dementia and depression to set in, okay?”
September 24th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Multiple concussions in NFL career…check
Reconstructed knee creating lack of mobility…check
Sieve of an offensive line…check
Probably of looking like this after Sunday’s game…EXTREMELY HIGH.
Only St. Louis could make this bad a decision now that Millen has been shot and killed.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Why don’t they drag Trent to the top of the stadium, cut out his heart with a sharp rock, and then show it to him before they chop his head off. That’s how you’re supposed to sacrifice someone to appease the NFL Gods.
September 24th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I would have thought it more appropriate if Steve Young stopped by to tell him he knows how it feels
(on the 49ers sideline) where are you? do you know your name steve? Do you know who you are?
Im batman.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Trent,
Might be time to spend a little more money and get a Revolution helmet. Just a thought.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb123/benbangblog/knocked_the_fuck_out.gif
Probably gonna need this for Sunday.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
This is a scam to get some ratings for this game. People always tune in for career/life threatening/ending injuries. Good one, Rog.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
@ Daydream,
You kiddin’, you see what those helmets did to Pey-Pey’s head. It’ll take months for the swelling to go down.
He’d rather have to have his food spoon fed to him.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:54 pm
It’s not easy being Green…
September 24th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
TG tried to donate his brain to the NFL concussion study, but they turned him down.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
@ Boss.
Was that the brain labeled Abbie Normal ?
/Marty Feldman eye roll
September 24th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Well, it was nice knowing him.
September 24th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
@jackin4
I wouldn’t rule out the Jets ability to do something stupid. They now have a sole share of draft day mockery without Millen around…
September 24th, 2008 at 9:10 pm
Good lord, he looks like the love child of Matt Dillon and Brady Quinn in that picture.
September 24th, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Evander Holyfield’s going to talk him into it.