Comments on: You Mean These Two Clowns Won Their First Start?

By: SLaird22

SLaird22 — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 15:23:47 +0000

I’m sure they would take that every week. Too bad they aren’t going to get it, just like En Vogue prophesied.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:23:55 +0000

McNabb still sucks. Oh by sucks, I guess you’re talking about this stat line:

Comp Att Yds Pct TDs INTs
21 33 361 63.6 3 0

My fantasy team will take that suckage every week, thank you.

By: Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug

Westbrook Is My Anti-Drug — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 13:01:35 +0000

Hines Wald courd have saved my fantasy team if I had stalted him ovel Chad Ocho Cinco.

By: Shawn Johnson's VCard

Shawn Johnson's VCard — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:04:43 +0000

Brady takes over for injured Bledsoe….leads team to 3 super bowls, impregnates Bridget Moynahan, dates Gisele, and becomes a global icon.

Cassel takes over for injured Brady….leads team to a REAL undefeated season (19-0), impregnates Gisele AND Moynahan, and cures global warming.

Brady becomes a Dolphin, impregnates random Hispanic(s), and retires 4 years later — a la Daunte Culpepper. Will only answer to Tomás or El Conquistador.

By: Rickle-D

Rickle-D — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:50:13 +0000

Going by the games I saw today, the only thing that looked worse than the Browns’ D was the entire Texans team. God they were awful, that score makes it seem much closer than it was.

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist

Greg Olsen is making me sexist — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 03:02:28 +0000

WTF? Al Michael just mentioned Orton’s infamous pics and specifically the ‘neckbeard’ on the broadcast…

By: Spatula

Spatula — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 01:15:52 +0000

Apparently, the guys on Fox (except Bradshaw) picked Houston to upset the Steelers. Smoke a turd in hell.

By: Mike Lupica

Mike Lupica — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:55:00 +0000

Happiness is having McNabb and Ward as late roster substitutions.

By: Greg Olsen is making me sexist

Greg Olsen is making me sexist — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:52:29 +0000

I can’t wait for Matt Ryan to shit the bed next week. The return of Matt Ryan Explained columns should be good.

By: The Lazer

The Lazer — Sun, 07 Sep 2008 23:40:40 +0000

you know, with Brady being down, he can probably take this time to get to know his son… HAHAHAHAHA, man, sorry, I couldn’t type that with a straight face