You Mean These Two Clowns Won Their First Start?
Oh wait, they were playing the Lions and the Bengals. I guess that makes sense. Still, how the fuck does Michael Turner go over 200 with a rookie QB starting?
Oh yeah.
And Hines Wald save arr my fantasy team!
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September 7th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Remember Ape, it was Houston that they were playing. Don’t go buy tickets for Tampa just yet.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:38 pm
Same goes for Philly…looked great, but they get the Rams “defense” as an asterisk.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Even better, take the Lions as your week 1 suicide pool pick and then watch Matt Ryan and Michael Turner carve them up for over 400 yards.
Clowns.
/faaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
September 7th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
MACNABB!!!!!!!!!! Love the stats for my fantasy squad although I still hate the iggles and their whiz wearing fans.
September 7th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I took NE as my suicide pool pick and nearly had a heart attack. Thank god for the NE defense goal line stand.
September 7th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
there is no kind god
/had turner on his bench in favor of willis magahee
September 7th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
romeo crennel calling for the FG unit while down 21 in the 4th quarter = RETARDED.
i’m not drunk enough to deal with this bullshittery.
September 7th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Cleveland looks dead and how can Braylon drop 4 passes in one game?!?!
September 7th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Marmalard leading the comeback!
September 7th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Norval can’t be pleased.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Between the Brady-less Pats and the Chargers, Vegas probably made enough money today to build a new hotel.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
They don’t call em suicide pools for nothin.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
[Door Flies Open]
YOUUU BETTA ASK JAKE DELHOME!
September 7th, 2008 at 7:35 pm
McNabb still sucks.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Tom Brady out for the year.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-bradyoutforyear090708&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!
September 7th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
you know, with Brady being down, he can probably take this time to get to know his son… HAHAHAHAHA, man, sorry, I couldn’t type that with a straight face
September 7th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
I can’t wait for Matt Ryan to shit the bed next week. The return of Matt Ryan Explained columns should be good.
September 7th, 2008 at 7:55 pm
Happiness is having McNabb and Ward as late roster substitutions.
September 7th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
Apparently, the guys on Fox (except Bradshaw) picked Houston to upset the Steelers. Smoke a turd in hell.
September 7th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
WTF? Al Michael just mentioned Orton’s infamous pics and specifically the ‘neckbeard’ on the broadcast…
September 7th, 2008 at 11:50 pm
Going by the games I saw today, the only thing that looked worse than the Browns’ D was the entire Texans team. God they were awful, that score makes it seem much closer than it was.
September 8th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Brady takes over for injured Bledsoe….leads team to 3 super bowls, impregnates Bridget Moynahan, dates Gisele, and becomes a global icon.
Cassel takes over for injured Brady….leads team to a REAL undefeated season (19-0), impregnates Gisele AND Moynahan, and cures global warming.
Brady becomes a Dolphin, impregnates random Hispanic(s), and retires 4 years later — a la Daunte Culpepper. Will only answer to Tomás or El Conquistador.
September 8th, 2008 at 9:01 am
Hines Wald courd have saved my fantasy team if I had stalted him ovel Chad Ocho Cinco.
September 8th, 2008 at 10:23 am
McNabb still sucks. Oh by sucks, I guess you’re talking about this stat line:
Comp Att Yds Pct TDs INTs
21 33 361 63.6 3 0
My fantasy team will take that suckage every week, thank you.
September 8th, 2008 at 11:23 am
I’m sure they would take that every week. Too bad they aren’t going to get it, just like En Vogue prophesied.