Oh wait, they were playing the Lions and the Bengals. I guess that makes sense. Still, how the fuck does Michael Turner go over 200 with a rookie QB starting?
Oh yeah.
And Hines Wald save arr my fantasy team!
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I’m sure they would take that every week. Too bad they aren’t going to get it, just like En Vogue prophesied.
McNabb still sucks. Oh by sucks, I guess you’re talking about this stat line:
Comp Att Yds Pct TDs INTs
21 33 361 63.6 3 0
My fantasy team will take that suckage every week, thank you.
Hines Wald courd have saved my fantasy team if I had stalted him ovel Chad Ocho Cinco.
Brady takes over for injured Bledsoe….leads team to 3 super bowls, impregnates Bridget Moynahan, dates Gisele, and becomes a global icon.
Cassel takes over for injured Brady….leads team to a REAL undefeated season (19-0), impregnates Gisele AND Moynahan, and cures global warming.
Brady becomes a Dolphin, impregnates random Hispanic(s), and retires 4 years later — a la Daunte Culpepper. Will only answer to Tomás or El Conquistador.
Going by the games I saw today, the only thing that looked worse than the Browns’ D was the entire Texans team. God they were awful, that score makes it seem much closer than it was.
WTF? Al Michael just mentioned Orton’s infamous pics and specifically the ‘neckbeard’ on the broadcast…
Apparently, the guys on Fox (except Bradshaw) picked Houston to upset the Steelers. Smoke a turd in hell.
Happiness is having McNabb and Ward as late roster substitutions.
I can’t wait for Matt Ryan to shit the bed next week. The return of Matt Ryan Explained columns should be good.
you know, with Brady being down, he can probably take this time to get to know his son… HAHAHAHAHA, man, sorry, I couldn’t type that with a straight face
Tom Brady out for the year.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ms-bradyoutforyear090708&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
WHAT A GLORIOUS DAY!
McNabb still sucks.
[Door Flies Open]
YOUUU BETTA ASK JAKE DELHOME!
They don’t call em suicide pools for nothin.
Between the Brady-less Pats and the Chargers, Vegas probably made enough money today to build a new hotel.
Norval can’t be pleased.
Marmalard leading the comeback!
Cleveland looks dead and how can Braylon drop 4 passes in one game?!?!
romeo crennel calling for the FG unit while down 21 in the 4th quarter = RETARDED.
i’m not drunk enough to deal with this bullshittery.
there is no kind god
/had turner on his bench in favor of willis magahee
I took NE as my suicide pool pick and nearly had a heart attack. Thank god for the NE defense goal line stand.
MACNABB!!!!!!!!!! Love the stats for my fantasy squad although I still hate the iggles and their whiz wearing fans.
Even better, take the Lions as your week 1 suicide pool pick and then watch Matt Ryan and Michael Turner carve them up for over 400 yards.
Clowns.
/faaaaaaaaaaaaack!!!
Same goes for Philly…looked great, but they get the Rams “defense” as an asterisk.
Remember Ape, it was Houston that they were playing. Don’t go buy tickets for Tampa just yet.