Comments on: Why Yes, The Red Zone Channel Is Better Than (blank)

By: Eddie Blake

Eddie Blake — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 01:34:07 +0000

Miley has sold millions and millions of CDs already, and she\’s only 16!! She has tons of fans and will be more popular in the future. Love you, Miley

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 16:23:57 +0000

McNulty- That’s called the perfecto.

-Better than punish-sex with futuremrsrickankiel? Involving a Donkey Punch?

By: BB

BB — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:04:24 +0000

Better than sex with your wife, kids and jesus at the same time!

Also, what the fuck is the Red Zone channel?

By: Spatula

Spatula — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:35:54 +0000

Better than a basketful of boobies

/goes to the happy place

By: McNulty

McNulty — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:22:52 +0000

Poops where everything leaves your ass and you barely have to wipe at all

By: Slash

Slash — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:24:45 +0000

I would watch football if there were no announcers whatsoever, but if every player and coach was mic’d. THAT shit would be awesome.

And video from the locker rooms, before the game, halftime and of course, after the game. Cheerleaders’ locker rooms, too, of course. A split screen even, players on one half, cheerleaders on the other.

By: Frank Gaffington

Frank Gaffington — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:19:45 +0000

- giving yourself “the stranger”

By: Mike Lupica

Mike Lupica — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:58:23 +0000

What station is the punting channel on?

By: albo

albo — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:55:08 +0000

…better than smearing humous on a naked Jessica Alba and pretending my johnson is a pita chip.

By: Unsilent Majority

Unsilent Majority — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 19:52:08 +0000

jackin’- the nfl package is directv’s biggest selling point over its competitors so they are willing to pay insane amounts to keep it from going to an open-bid. otherwise they’d probably lose a quarter of their subscribers overnight.