Whoa whoa whoa. Why is Jerome Bettis wearing a Tigers cap?

Are we supposed to believe that he’s from Detroit or something? I find that pretty hard to believe. I’m sure I would have heard something about it by now.

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16 Responses to “Whoa whoa whoa. Why is Jerome Bettis wearing a Tigers cap?”

  1. Mooby Says:

    Yeah! I mean if Bettis was from Detroit, wouldn’t we have heard something about it, especially during the two weeks before the Steelers played the Seahawks in the Super Bowl? It just makes no sense.

  2. stealofthedraft Says:

    Only assholes wear visors, period.

  3. Spanky Datass Says:

    ‘Onry asshores weal visols, peliod.’
    Fixed.

  4. 5823111 Says:

    And you’re never going to believe this, but the bus like to bowl!!! Can you believe it?

  5. Spanky Datass Says:

    Ah yes, Detroit, Minnesota. A fine little hamlet (Pop. 2,359), surrounded by pristine lakes of the northland. The Bus surely has fond memories of frolicking in those clear waters with the daughters of the largely German/Swedish heritaged populace.

  6. Spanky Datass Says:

    /good times … sigh.

  7. favres tears Says:

    evly rime I ree jelome i smirre

  8. Devine Says:

    I think you’re confusing Hines’ accent with Scooby’s accent, FT. Still, “Jelome” is nice.

  9. StuScottBooyahs Says:

    You not so tough, Tigel.

  10. Otto Man Says:

    I heard Bettis was a huge fan of “Magnum P.I.”

  11. TDub Says:

    Detroit make Supel Fantastic Fast Car that I rike to drive.

  12. Chad Says:

    I swear the did mention that he was from Detroit during the Super Bowl. Or that may have been that 2 week mescaline trip I was on. hard to say.

  13. furiouslove Says:

    they DID mention he was from detroit. it was a BIG part of all the pre-superbowl hysteria (going home, last game, superbowl, etc…). am i the only one that remembers un-important stuff like this?

  14. snafu Says:

    50 bucks says furious is a woman irl

  15. furiouslove Says:

    nope. i’m just a dude, pretendin’ to be a dude, actin’ like anutha dude!

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