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	<title>Comments on: Two Dallas Fans Who Are Never Allowed to Mock DeSean Jackson&#8217;s Celebortion</title>
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		<title>By: Dean</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>At least they have a reason for screwing up...they were drunk.  What was Jackson&#039;s reason???</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>At least they have a reason for screwing up&#8230;they were drunk.  What was Jackson&#8217;s reason???</p>
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		<title>By: david</title>
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		<dc:creator>david</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Drunk idiots</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Drunk idiots</p>
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		<title>By: Major Mel Funkshun</title>
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		<dc:creator>Major Mel Funkshun</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Come on you guys, youv&#039;e never seen the old &quot;And one for Helen Keller&quot; move?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Come on you guys, youv&#8217;e never seen the old &#8220;And one for Helen Keller&#8221; move?</p>
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		<title>By: The Last Unitard</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/two-dallas-fans-who-are-never-allowed-to-mock-desean-jacksons-celebortion.html/comment-page-1#comment-75014</link>
		<dc:creator>The Last Unitard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:14:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That was take 36.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was take 36.</p>
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		<title>By: mini dagger</title>
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		<dc:creator>mini dagger</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:06:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahem, gentlemen, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAopLTK4qVs&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;white people can high five&lt;/a&gt;.  plus, it&#039;s homoerotic!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahem, gentlemen, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAopLTK4qVs" rel="nofollow">white people can high five</a>.  plus, it&#8217;s homoerotic!</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/two-dallas-fans-who-are-never-allowed-to-mock-desean-jacksons-celebortion.html/comment-page-1#comment-74973</link>
		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 16:16:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>+1 to The Last Unitard.  This shouldn&#039;t be surprising to anyone who has seen white men trying to high five each other.  I&#039;m sure most of you have done this in the bar after 10 or so beers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>+1 to The Last Unitard.  This shouldn&#8217;t be surprising to anyone who has seen white men trying to high five each other.  I&#8217;m sure most of you have done this in the bar after 10 or so beers.</p>
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		<title>By: The Last Unitard</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/two-dallas-fans-who-are-never-allowed-to-mock-desean-jacksons-celebortion.html/comment-page-1#comment-74965</link>
		<dc:creator>The Last Unitard</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:33:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What, you&#039;ve never seen white people attempt to high-five?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What, you&#8217;ve never seen white people attempt to high-five?</p>
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		<title>By: Nate Newton's van</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nate Newton's van</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:23:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>George Bush&#039;s America.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>George Bush&#8217;s America.</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:18:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>More frightening: all these people drove to the game. The above is a typical example of their eye-hand coordination. They are as sharp on the highways as they are at Texas Stadium.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More frightening: all these people drove to the game. The above is a typical example of their eye-hand coordination. They are as sharp on the highways as they are at Texas Stadium.</p>
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		<title>By: Slothrop</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slothrop</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Sep 2008 15:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I sure hope the short bus gets to park close to Tixas Stadium.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I sure hope the short bus gets to park close to Tixas Stadium.</p>
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