Two Dallas Fans Who Are Never Allowed to Mock DeSean Jackson’s Celebortion

If an angry photographer ever puts Stevie Williams in a coma Tiger can get one of those guys to carry his bag for a while. In the meantime they’ll be waiting for Jeff Pearlman’s new book to come out on tape.

Video via Orland Kurtenblog

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10 Responses to “Two Dallas Fans Who Are Never Allowed to Mock DeSean Jackson’s Celebortion”

  1. Slothrop Says:

    I sure hope the short bus gets to park close to Tixas Stadium.

  2. Slash Says:

    More frightening: all these people drove to the game. The above is a typical example of their eye-hand coordination. They are as sharp on the highways as they are at Texas Stadium.

  3. Nate Newton's van Says:

    George Bush’s America.

  4. The Last Unitard Says:

    What, you’ve never seen white people attempt to high-five?

  5. jackin'4beats Says:

    +1 to The Last Unitard. This shouldn’t be surprising to anyone who has seen white men trying to high five each other. I’m sure most of you have done this in the bar after 10 or so beers.

  6. mini dagger Says:

    ahem, gentlemen, white people can high five. plus, it’s homoerotic!

  7. The Last Unitard Says:

    That was take 36.

  8. Major Mel Funkshun Says:

    Come on you guys, youv’e never seen the old “And one for Helen Keller” move?

  9. david Says:

    Drunk idiots

  10. Dean Says:

    At least they have a reason for screwing up…they were drunk. What was Jackson’s reason???

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