Comments on: Tonight, The Final Battle Between Good And Evil Begins… With A Very Long, Spoiler-Laden Preview

By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater

Daniel Snyder's Bongwater — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:46:08 +0000

Tyler Thigpen Says: Alas I still want to fuck her.

Let’s DP her.

By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater

Daniel Snyder's Bongwater — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:44:30 +0000

Carl Peterson: You’ll never find me! I’m tucked discreetly inside the decayed asshole of Lamar Hunt’s corpse!

/LOLROFL tears and all holding stomach in so much good fun pain

By: Tyler Thigpen

Tyler Thigpen — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 03:43:45 +0000

Claire has a big ass camel toe in that picture. Alas I still want to fuck her.

By: eastend

eastend — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 23:06:31 +0000

Excuse the obvious but… Niki, may I introduce Purple Helmeted Warrior to your sister? He’ll knock on any door.

By: TheJetsAreStruggling

TheJetsAreStruggling — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 22:18:55 +0000

Hahahahaha, Jerry Jones is so evil. He’s the evilest. That JJ. Evil JJ more like it. What an evil guy, that Jerry is. He’s just a big bad evil jerry. He’s so evil that he makes the Tom and Gissele private party at the NFL Draft with Lamar Hunt and Wellington Mara’s evil spirits pouring drinks and the entire faculty of BYU drunkenly trying to convert (read: Abduct) every draftee look like an episode of carebears. Evil.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:01:39 +0000

Also, Hines Ward as Hiro made me piss myself. Thanks.

By: Needs More Cheerleaders

Needs More Cheerleaders — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:00:12 +0000

You can’t fucking blame HRG. I want to bang his smoking hot adopted daughter too. Especially when she’s wearing that way too prim cheerleader skirt.

Yay heroes!

By: 2Wahoo

2Wahoo — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:19:58 +0000

I need my Marmalard fix. I was also expecting a solo rant from Tawmmy from Quinzee. Help me out, guys.

By: Otto Man

Otto Man — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:57:04 +0000

who comes here for football news?

The same people who get life advice from “Cathy” comic strips.

By: CHL

CHL — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 17:27:09 +0000

@ The Gooch

Ha. Well done.