Via the screen-capturing genius of Awful Announcing comes news that the Green Party has found yet another populist asshole as its candidate of choice. I can only assume President Favre asked a tractor to be his running mate, and that Peter King has a wardrobe of blue dresses ready for Favre’s mighty gun stains.
Favre has already locked up the entire small town tardbilly demographic, which of course makes up 80% of the American electorate. They love him because he hunts, you see. Say, do you know the difference between a football dad and a pit bull? The pit bull isn’t a fucking idiot.
I look forward to Favre trying to bomb Iran, only to end up hitting New Zealand instead.
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Favre has already locked up the entire small town tardbilly demographic…
I don’t know I’d call New Yawk City “small town”. Tardbilly fits though.
he’d be the first candidate to run on the platform of gunslingin’
we already know who is campaign manager would be…
Favre is an over-rated bum and has been for years now. His receivers is what made him last year because before that he was horrible for about 4 years. Give me a break on this washed-up clown. yoonewverse.com
@ Reggie Bush’s Pimp,
I know the Jets are awful, but seriously… France? That’s harsh.
That’s not disastrous enough. Trying to bomb Iran and hitting New Zealand is a Marmalard level floater that skirts JUST 12 yards out of bounds.
Favre would try to bomb Iran only to have China intercept the missiles, turn them around and obliterate the East Coast with them, while at the same time gaining control over all our financial institutions and grabbing all the cheerleaders from high school level and up for good measure. All during our lunchbreaks.
At least as president, he would only get two terms.
“Tonight I say we must move forward, not backward. Upward, not forward. And always twirling, twirling, towards freedom!”
So how will the country cope when Favre tearfully retires from being President and then tries to come back only to end up leading France?
@FMRA: We’re simply exchanging long strings of protein. If you can think of a simpler way, I’d like to hear it.
Fantastic! New Zealand needs a good bombing, smug assholes always acting like they’re superior because they haven’t let their country’s natural beauty be raped by big industries
Why does our current president remind me of Trent Green?
I’m only voting for him if goth aaron rodgers is his secretary of despair.
It will take him months to learn the Green party playbook.
You’re missing the point:
The point is that he just has so much fun running the country out there.
Tags: now outpolling Bob Barr
Funny, because Bob Barr is passin’ too.
Abortions for some, tearful faux-retirement speeches for others!
Great, now we’re going to see even more of those fucking Wrangler ads.
Wait, that sign doesn’t spell ESPN. I’m confused.
I expect four years of endless media coverage on whether or not Favre will run for a second term only to have him end up the President of Denmark.
He does look like he’s having fun out there running for President.
No bad MS paint of PK in a blue dress?
I didn’t realize Jets could get dumber….
I voted for Kang
Beautiful in its simplicity. Nice Simpsons tag also.
hahaha, “don’t blame me i voted for Kodos”. awesome reference, drew
Farve on the Green Party ticket? Replacing Congresswoman McKinney eh?
Racist