Comments on: Those Giants REALLY Know How To Masturbate The Ball Down The Feel!

By: ognihs

ognihs — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:51:45 +0000

but do the cheerleaders got big breasteses?

AH GOT TA HAVE EM!

By: smurphette

smurphette — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 20:06:34 +0000

I don’t even know what MAXIPAD was supposed to be substituted for, but that killed me.

“We will deride and constipate” was also pretty spectacular.

By: Spatula

Spatula — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:11:42 +0000

I think my grad students must attend Emmitt Smiff speechin’ school.

By: The Stig

The Stig — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 19:07:11 +0000

There was a skit on “In Living Color” where David Allan Grier and Damon Wayans played two prison inmates that talked just like Emmiff. Thanks for the flashback, Drew.

By: Mo Charlo

Mo Charlo — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:55:49 +0000

He’s also a hell of a dancer.

By: Chamomiles Davis

Chamomiles Davis — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:25:01 +0000

Big Daddy, you have puncturated my cereal kotex!

By: SonOfSpam

SonOfSpam — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 18:06:39 +0000

Unbereavable job!

/shit, that was Hines
//coulda been Emmitt
///naw, definitely Hines

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:55:19 +0000

Wow. I… I just don’t know.

You broke it! You broke my brain!

I’m lunging figuratively to forward Emmit Smiff conflagrations.

By: jujrok

jujrok — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:41:46 +0000

while norm crosby approves, he fears emmit may have suffraged too many concubines in his playing daze.

you, bdd, are a game day player. out-facking-standing.

By: mini dagger

mini dagger — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:20:14 +0000

steve young’s head just comploaded