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	<title>Comments on: These Extra Two Weeks Off Will Give Me the Time I Need to Savor Beating My Wife</title>
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		<title>By: Gennifer With A G</title>
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		<dc:creator>Gennifer With A G</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 03:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>aw c&#039;mon, you know he wouldn&#039;t have to beat her if he didn&#039;t love her so much, give the guy a break....</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>aw c&#8217;mon, you know he wouldn&#8217;t have to beat her if he didn&#8217;t love her so much, give the guy a break&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>By: Booby Miles</title>
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		<dc:creator>Booby Miles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wait, did I just see Plax southbound on the Joisey Pike in a white Bronco with Jeremy Shockey?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wait, did I just see Plax southbound on the Joisey Pike in a white Bronco with Jeremy Shockey?</p>
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		<title>By: Former Horseballs Fan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Former Horseballs Fan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:45:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Plax is gonna spend time off with emmitt masturbating the ball down the feel.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Plax is gonna spend time off with emmitt masturbating the ball down the feel.</p>
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		<title>By: Cock Flashy</title>
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		<dc:creator>Cock Flashy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 13:33:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m shocked this was written by someone other than Ufford.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m shocked this was written by someone other than Ufford.</p>
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		<title>By: OJ Simpson</title>
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		<dc:creator>OJ Simpson</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 09:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Step your game up Plax</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Step your game up Plax</p>
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		<title>By: Slash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Slash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:07:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Her name is Tiffany. I say the bitch probably had it coming, just because of that.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Her name is Tiffany. I say the bitch probably had it coming, just because of that.</p>
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		<title>By: PirateSloth</title>
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		<dc:creator>PirateSloth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 22:27:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>What? Plaxico doesn&#039;t go to practice.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What? Plaxico doesn&#8217;t go to practice.</p>
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		<title>By: foxxy brown</title>
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		<dc:creator>foxxy brown</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 21:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>looks like someone else may need his very own &quot;that&#039;s just wrong&quot; tag . . ,</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>looks like someone else may need his very own &#8220;that&#8217;s just wrong&#8221; tag . . ,</p>
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		<title>By: Kimbo Gash</title>
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		<dc:creator>Kimbo Gash</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[i]How in the HELL did that little cap thingy stay on Adebisi’s head? I have had this conversation ad nauseum with friends and I have yet to get a plausible answer.[/i]

Part of his morning routine was letting Schillinger jack off on the back his skull.  You didn&#039;t know that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>[i]How in the HELL did that little cap thingy stay on Adebisi’s head? I have had this conversation ad nauseum with friends and I have yet to get a plausible answer.[/i]</p>
<p>Part of his morning routine was letting Schillinger jack off on the back his skull.  You didn&#8217;t know that?</p>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
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		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:21:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;Marathon sessions of ritualized beatings until she’s lying trembling in the bathtub wrapped in the shower curtain and weeping like a child&lt;/i&gt;.

Damn Ape, you need to get yourself some help...kicking that bitch&#039;s ass.

/seriously wow dude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>Marathon sessions of ritualized beatings until she’s lying trembling in the bathtub wrapped in the shower curtain and weeping like a child</i>.</p>
<p>Damn Ape, you need to get yourself some help&#8230;kicking that bitch&#8217;s ass.</p>
<p>/seriously wow dude.</p>
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