Because we never get enough of that good, good homespun hate, here’s a nice reimaging of a Tom Brady Stetson commercial, courtesy the inimitable LSUfreek, with a few key changes. Let’s see if you pick up on ‘em.
There’s really nothing I can add to that, well, except footage of Brady mic’d up during his injury after the jump.
This day is everything I dreamt it would be and so much more.
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@slothrop: I wasn’t alive in 1969. If I was I would be far too old right now to be reading this blog and not passing out in a pile of my own excrement out of shock.
@stuscottsbooyahs: Sorry, but mines better. Admit it.
“I don’t have a sister so eat the peanuts outta my shit you cumcatcher.”
Translation: I do not have a sister because I raped and killed her.
RIP Eight Belles and Tom Brady
Call Guinness. Simmons will be leading his fellow simpering beanheads in a world record mutual commiseration circle-jerk. The 23 remaining sane people in Bahston are advised to obtain umbrellas.
@slothrop: 1) who gives a shit, you FUCKING LOST WHILE BEING 18-0 and went from the best team in the history of the world to the team that got beat in the Super Bowl. Mull that one over for a moment. 2) I don’t have a sister so eat the peanuts outta my shit you cumcatcher.
@StuartScottsEye: Hey! Back off. This blog ain’t big enough for two StuScott name jokes.
@ jackin’: You missed Tawmmy’s three successive heart attacks when he heard the news Dreamboat was hurt. It was shortly followed by a suicidal attempt to mainline morphine that was botched when he mistook a bag of saline for morphine and suffered explosive diarrhea as a result. Poor Tawmmy, this day he is a laughing stock.
At least Pats fans have their 16-0 Regular Season banner to console them.
@StuScott: Really? How about January 12, 1969? Nah, having a one game-winning streak and being tied for the division lead is clearly superior.
I can’t think of a better day to be a Jets fan. Oh sweet justice.
/hits 3rd vodka bottle since 1:30 PM, 9/7/08.
Actually this is probably great for fans of all 31 other teams…and by “fans of all 31 other teams” I mean Steelers fans, because now they actually have 12 months to live without their inferiority complex.
Worst franchise in the NFL to 3* Time Champs. boo freaking hoo.
jackin’: two things: 1) We lost to a Manning while having the final possession two years in a row. 2) fuck you and your whore sister.
with all his upcoming downtime i predict a giselle pregnancy followed shortly thereafter by her getting dumped.
So you’ve got an 18-0 team losing in the Super Bowl to a Wild Card team, 6 months to second guess their play, the coaches’ play calling, game management and generally bask in the tears of the team’s fans. And when said team comes back, their franchise QB goes down in a heap with a season ending knee injury.
Did I miss anything here?
/loves rubbing salt in the wound
//fuck the Pats and their fans sideways
@Your Wife’s
no. you most certainly are not.
What’s the second image? All I have is a white square.
thank jeebus i’m telecommuting today. because my office neighbors would be annoyed by the whooping and laughing.
the audio needs more shrieking and crying, tho
Am I the only one who takes extra delight in watching Moss drop the ball at the end of that play before anyone got a hand near him??
At least now Bernard Pollard will be known for something other than showing off his mean Ft. Wayne dancing skills in the Chief’s locker room http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-XqYkrsgCc
looks like its back to the quincy bean cannery with super mike!
Worst franchise in the NFL to 3 Time Champs. boo freaking hoo.
rocco…. GO BILLS!
i have waited for a serious brady injury since…. shit, since Bledsoe got injured. now that he’s a cripple i wonder if Giselle will need some company?
Tom Brady is a HERO! Don’t you evah forget that!
/Already on “my Bills” bandwagon, before they move to Toronto.
You know what? Fuck it, I’m digging this
I’m calling up the Acme Company right now.
@Gino
You forgot to drop a boulder on Marc Bulger
Joe Theismann may have had the Glamor Maiming, but Trent Green’s got the versatility in his catastrophic injuries. A torn ACL then two big concussions- just throw in a ruptured spleen and you’ve the NFL’s answer to Wyle E. Coyote.
Maybe we could get Congress to declare a national holiday in honor of all the quarterback maimings. We could have a mall of some sort with statues depicting various QBs grimacing in pain while cradling their traumatized body parts.
Shit, Ben almost got hurt against the Texans.
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I hope the Patriots staff will have the decency to put him down.
“This day is everything I dreamed it would be and so much more.”
Well-said. I wish I could have been there in person. Of course, then I would have had to set foot in Massachusetts and would have been surrounded by Tawmmy and his band of fair-weather mass-holes. Year, it was probably better I wasn’t in New England when I reacted to the news.
/didn’t try to contain my excitement
//actually prefers “dreamt”
As much as I love seeing the bandwagon Patriot “fans” wallow in their anguish, if Roethlisberger goes down with a torn ACL next week due to a sudden karmic shift, I’m going to hunt you down and go Steve Smith on your ass Ape.
/18-1
/looking like 7-9 this year
/hoping Big Ben used up all his bad luck on that windshield
You play to hurt and maim… you play. To hurt. And maim!
Couldn’t there also be crying a la Nancy Kerrigan?
Needs more FAAAAAACK!!!