The Tom Brady Schadenfreudekkake Continues
Because we never get enough of that good, good homespun hate, here’s a nice reimaging of a Tom Brady Stetson commercial, courtesy the inimitable LSUfreek, with a few key changes. Let’s see if you pick up on ‘em.
There’s really nothing I can add to that, well, except footage of Brady mic’d up during his injury after the jump.
This day is everything I dreamt it would be and so much more.
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September 8th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Needs more FAAAAAACK!!!
September 8th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Couldn’t there also be crying a la Nancy Kerrigan?
September 8th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
You play to hurt and maim… you play. To hurt. And maim!
September 8th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
As much as I love seeing the bandwagon Patriot “fans” wallow in their anguish, if Roethlisberger goes down with a torn ACL next week due to a sudden karmic shift, I’m going to hunt you down and go Steve Smith on your ass Ape.
/18-1
/looking like 7-9 this year
/hoping Big Ben used up all his bad luck on that windshield
September 8th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
“This day is everything I dreamed it would be and so much more.”
Well-said. I wish I could have been there in person. Of course, then I would have had to set foot in Massachusetts and would have been surrounded by Tawmmy and his band of fair-weather mass-holes. Year, it was probably better I wasn’t in New England when I reacted to the news.
/didn’t try to contain my excitement
//actually prefers “dreamt”
September 8th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I hope the Patriots staff will have the decency to put him down.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
September 8th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Shit, Ben almost got hurt against the Texans.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Maybe we could get Congress to declare a national holiday in honor of all the quarterback maimings. We could have a mall of some sort with statues depicting various QBs grimacing in pain while cradling their traumatized body parts.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Joe Theismann may have had the Glamor Maiming, but Trent Green’s got the versatility in his catastrophic injuries. A torn ACL then two big concussions- just throw in a ruptured spleen and you’ve the NFL’s answer to Wyle E. Coyote.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:58 pm
@Gino
You forgot to drop a boulder on Marc Bulger
September 8th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
I’m calling up the Acme Company right now.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
You know what? Fuck it, I’m digging this
September 8th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
Tom Brady is a HERO! Don’t you evah forget that!
/Already on “my Bills” bandwagon, before they move to Toronto.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
rocco…. GO BILLS!
i have waited for a serious brady injury since…. shit, since Bledsoe got injured. now that he’s a cripple i wonder if Giselle will need some company?
September 8th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Worst franchise in the NFL to 3 Time Champs. boo freaking hoo.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
looks like its back to the quincy bean cannery with super mike!
September 8th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
At least now Bernard Pollard will be known for something other than showing off his mean Ft. Wayne dancing skills in the Chief’s locker room http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-XqYkrsgCc
September 8th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Am I the only one who takes extra delight in watching Moss drop the ball at the end of that play before anyone got a hand near him??
September 8th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
thank jeebus i’m telecommuting today. because my office neighbors would be annoyed by the whooping and laughing.
the audio needs more shrieking and crying, tho
September 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
What’s the second image? All I have is a white square.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
@Your Wife’s
no. you most certainly are not.
September 8th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
So you’ve got an 18-0 team losing in the Super Bowl to a Wild Card team, 6 months to second guess their play, the coaches’ play calling, game management and generally bask in the tears of the team’s fans. And when said team comes back, their franchise QB goes down in a heap with a season ending knee injury.
Did I miss anything here?
/loves rubbing salt in the wound
//fuck the Pats and their fans sideways
September 8th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
with all his upcoming downtime i predict a giselle pregnancy followed shortly thereafter by her getting dumped.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
jackin’: two things: 1) We lost to a Manning while having the final possession two years in a row. 2) fuck you and your whore sister.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:24 pm
Worst franchise in the NFL to 3* Time Champs. boo freaking hoo.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Actually this is probably great for fans of all 31 other teams…and by “fans of all 31 other teams” I mean Steelers fans, because now they actually have 12 months to live without their inferiority complex.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
/hits 3rd vodka bottle since 1:30 PM, 9/7/08.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I can’t think of a better day to be a Jets fan. Oh sweet justice.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
@StuScott: Really? How about January 12, 1969? Nah, having a one game-winning streak and being tied for the division lead is clearly superior.
September 8th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
At least Pats fans have their 16-0 Regular Season banner to console them.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:00 pm
@ jackin’: You missed Tawmmy’s three successive heart attacks when he heard the news Dreamboat was hurt. It was shortly followed by a suicidal attempt to mainline morphine that was botched when he mistook a bag of saline for morphine and suffered explosive diarrhea as a result. Poor Tawmmy, this day he is a laughing stock.
September 8th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
@StuartScottsEye: Hey! Back off. This blog ain’t big enough for two StuScott name jokes.
September 8th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
@slothrop: 1) who gives a shit, you FUCKING LOST WHILE BEING 18-0 and went from the best team in the history of the world to the team that got beat in the Super Bowl. Mull that one over for a moment. 2) I don’t have a sister so eat the peanuts outta my shit you cumcatcher.
September 9th, 2008 at 8:43 am
Call Guinness. Simmons will be leading his fellow simpering beanheads in a world record mutual commiseration circle-jerk. The 23 remaining sane people in Bahston are advised to obtain umbrellas.
September 9th, 2008 at 9:52 am
RIP Eight Belles and Tom Brady
September 9th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
“I don’t have a sister so eat the peanuts outta my shit you cumcatcher.”
Translation: I do not have a sister because I raped and killed her.
September 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
@slothrop: I wasn’t alive in 1969. If I was I would be far too old right now to be reading this blog and not passing out in a pile of my own excrement out of shock.
@stuscottsbooyahs: Sorry, but mines better. Admit it.