The PA. Parley: Pennsyltucky vs. Pennsyljersey
By the time this goes up, I’ll already be at the Steelers bar getting boozy/yell-y. The teams that were once a mighty amalgam renew their kinda-sorta rivalry. Hey, it’s better than the two biggest other storylines of the day games: Brian Griese returns to face one of the 20 teams he’s played for! Mike Martz gets reacquainted with the last team he screwed up!
So: It’s Iron City vs. Yuengling. Pierogies against Scrapple (Sclapper?). The Roots vs., uh, Girl Talk? Whatever. Let’s do this.
BTW: Thanks guys!
Tags: Homerism, sorry flub, xmas ape
September 21st, 2008 at 4:09 pm
pour house it is then.
For you ape, I put something on the stillers getting the 3.5.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:23 pm
I would have thought - The Roots vs. Rusted Root…
September 21st, 2008 at 4:24 pm
Dammit why don’t bars in the UK have NFL Sundays!?
September 21st, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Trueblood throws a couple of queer-ass sucker punches at Tillman while dry humping him on the ground and the penalty goes against the Bears, automatic first down. Great call Corrente.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
Fuck the BEARS!!!
HAHAHA
September 21st, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Trueblood was punching Tommie Harris, Tillman ran in and started throwing.
I guess you can get away with that stuff if you’re in the scrum/pile, but if you run in from 15 yards away like a dumbass, they’ll get you.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Don’t feel sorry for me, the Colts-Jags game is gre— zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:40 pm
I must have missed it, live I had thought that Tillman had blitzed and was in amongst the scrum with Harris and then got up and went after him. I still would like to see Trueblood fined up the ass, partially because they were cheapshots, and partially because those sorry ass punches are conduct not-befitting of a football player. He must have picked them up from Garcia.
September 21st, 2008 at 4:42 pm
The Clarks?
September 21st, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Throw the fucking ball.
September 21st, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Why do they still let Terry Bradshaw do highlights? Can’t they get someone who can, you know… read?
September 21st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Jesus Chirst, the Denver game is just like last week. Maybe you should rush more the 3 people Mike.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I started Westbrook and Willie Parker today… FUCK
September 21st, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I’d rather have an illiterate Terry Bradshaw stumble through highlights than try to decipher whatever the fuck is spilling out of Shannon Sharpe’s mouth.
Also, I hope that every member of the Steelers O line gets shot through the heart with a giant spear gun.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:41 pm
All day long half the goddamn television screen here has been taken up by an Amber Alert. Note to all deadbeat parents: if you’re going to kidnap your own kids, don’t do it on a fucking Sunday.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I’d rather have an illiterate Terry Bradshaw stumble through highlights than try to decipher whatever the fuck is spilling out of Shannon Sharpe’s mouth.
it’s testicles in his mouth.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Dallas Clark just got JACKED UP
September 21st, 2008 at 6:56 pm
Is spirit of Ed Hochuli is alive and well in Philly.
September 21st, 2008 at 6:57 pm
HARF HARF HARF
September 21st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Manning just Manning-faced like a MoFo after Scobey’s kick
September 21st, 2008 at 7:12 pm
Leftwich’s cheeks are so puffy that I’m not sure how he stuffed his head into that helmet.
September 21st, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Holy fat fuck QB, Bryon “Chubby cheeks” Leftwich is back in action!
September 21st, 2008 at 7:20 pm
I’m pretty sure the writers of KSK could play better O-line than the steelers are right now.
And this is of course, while Drew is simultaneously promoting his book.
September 21st, 2008 at 7:22 pm
Jeez I hate Phila … wow cheerleaders.
September 21st, 2008 at 7:23 pm
McNabb is whispering sweet nothings into Ben’s ear after the game, can we please have another of those disturbing posts?
September 21st, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Donavan, Ben … QUICK SNUGGLING
September 21st, 2008 at 7:23 pm
Xmas Ape no smirre today.
September 21st, 2008 at 7:27 pm
I meant Quit Snuggling.
/skulks away
September 21st, 2008 at 7:35 pm
Ol’ Dumb-Dumb busted up his gunfingaz.
That’s Boomer and the Gang 1, Ape 0, and the Eagles 9 (sacks).
HA
HA
HA
September 21st, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Dear Ben Roethlisberger,
Thanks for earning me negative one points on my fantasy team. Douche.
September 21st, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Don’t worry Ape, Rongrastname will be back.
HEY, NEW ENGLAND GOT CRUSHED!
September 21st, 2008 at 7:51 pm
football is stupid
September 21st, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Guuuhhhhhhhh
Offensive Rine no smirre
September 21st, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Boy that line was pretty OFFENSIVE, no? The laughs help keep the tears away. But all the bourbon is making some strange feelings come forward.
September 21st, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Tony Romo just set the all-time Cowboys smile record with that pregame montage and Andrea Kremer interview. FUCK YOU NBC.
September 21st, 2008 at 8:45 pm
futuremrsrickankiel is stupid
September 21st, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Roethlisburger and Westbrook can suck a fat bag of dicks.
Thank you gentlemen for combining for a total of 0 points for my fucking fantasy team you cockbags.
September 21st, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Romo looked REALLY gay in his senior pic
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:30 am
“I hope that every member of the Steelers O line gets shot through the heart with a giant spear gun.”
Well, except for the spears would just pass right through them until they’re forced to punt. Guh.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:09 pm
Damn, whenever Rongrastname dropped back to pass it was like watching torture porn. Or something…