By the time this goes up, I’ll already be at the Steelers bar getting boozy/yell-y. The teams that were once a mighty amalgam renew their kinda-sorta rivalry. Hey, it’s better than the two biggest other storylines of the day games: Brian Griese returns to face one of the 20 teams he’s played for! Mike Martz gets reacquainted with the last team he screwed up!
So: It’s Iron City vs. Yuengling. Pierogies against Scrapple (Sclapper?). The Roots vs., uh, Girl Talk? Whatever. Let’s do this.
BTW: Thanks guys!
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Damn, whenever Rongrastname dropped back to pass it was like watching torture porn. Or something…
“I hope that every member of the Steelers O line gets shot through the heart with a giant spear gun.”
Well, except for the spears would just pass right through them until they’re forced to punt. Guh.
Romo looked REALLY gay in his senior pic
Roethlisburger and Westbrook can suck a fat bag of dicks.
Thank you gentlemen for combining for a total of 0 points for my fucking fantasy team you cockbags.
futuremrsrickankiel is stupid
Tony Romo just set the all-time Cowboys smile record with that pregame montage and Andrea Kremer interview. FUCK YOU NBC.
Boy that line was pretty OFFENSIVE, no? The laughs help keep the tears away. But all the bourbon is making some strange feelings come forward.
Guuuhhhhhhhh
Offensive Rine no smirre
football is stupid
Don’t worry Ape, Rongrastname will be back.
HEY, NEW ENGLAND GOT CRUSHED!
Dear Ben Roethlisberger,
Thanks for earning me negative one points on my fantasy team. Douche.
Ol’ Dumb-Dumb busted up his gunfingaz.
That’s Boomer and the Gang 1, Ape 0, and the Eagles 9 (sacks).
HA
HA
HA
I meant Quit Snuggling.
/skulks away
Xmas Ape no smirre today.
Donavan, Ben … QUICK SNUGGLING
McNabb is whispering sweet nothings into Ben’s ear after the game, can we please have another of those disturbing posts?
Jeez I hate Phila … wow cheerleaders.
I’m pretty sure the writers of KSK could play better O-line than the steelers are right now.
And this is of course, while Drew is simultaneously promoting his book.
Holy fat fuck QB, Bryon “Chubby cheeks” Leftwich is back in action!
Leftwich’s cheeks are so puffy that I’m not sure how he stuffed his head into that helmet.
Manning just Manning-faced like a MoFo after Scobey’s kick
HARF HARF HARF
Is spirit of Ed Hochuli is alive and well in Philly.
Dallas Clark just got JACKED UP
I’d rather have an illiterate Terry Bradshaw stumble through highlights than try to decipher whatever the fuck is spilling out of Shannon Sharpe’s mouth.
it’s testicles in his mouth.
All day long half the goddamn television screen here has been taken up by an Amber Alert. Note to all deadbeat parents: if you’re going to kidnap your own kids, don’t do it on a fucking Sunday.
I’d rather have an illiterate Terry Bradshaw stumble through highlights than try to decipher whatever the fuck is spilling out of Shannon Sharpe’s mouth.
Also, I hope that every member of the Steelers O line gets shot through the heart with a giant spear gun.
I started Westbrook and Willie Parker today… FUCK
Jesus Chirst, the Denver game is just like last week. Maybe you should rush more the 3 people Mike.
Why do they still let Terry Bradshaw do highlights? Can’t they get someone who can, you know… read?
Throw the fucking ball.
The Clarks?
I must have missed it, live I had thought that Tillman had blitzed and was in amongst the scrum with Harris and then got up and went after him. I still would like to see Trueblood fined up the ass, partially because they were cheapshots, and partially because those sorry ass punches are conduct not-befitting of a football player. He must have picked them up from Garcia.
Don’t feel sorry for me, the Colts-Jags game is gre— zzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Trueblood was punching Tommie Harris, Tillman ran in and started throwing.
I guess you can get away with that stuff if you’re in the scrum/pile, but if you run in from 15 yards away like a dumbass, they’ll get you.
Fuck the BEARS!!!
HAHAHA
Trueblood throws a couple of queer-ass sucker punches at Tillman while dry humping him on the ground and the penalty goes against the Bears, automatic first down. Great call Corrente.
Dammit why don’t bars in the UK have NFL Sundays!?
I would have thought – The Roots vs. Rusted Root…
pour house it is then.
For you ape, I put something on the stillers getting the 3.5.