Greetings from the Meadowlands, I’m here live with Washington’s coach Jim Zorn just minutes before his team is scheduled to begin the season against one of last season’s NFC Wildcard teams. He’s granted us a few moments for some questions before taking the field.
UM: Hi Coach Zorn, I hope I’m not interrupting anything.
Zorn: [watching Failure to Launch on DVD] Hey, no problem, I’m just going over some film.
UM: You mean you’re watching a movie.
Zorn: Gotta stay relaxed man. No reason to get all worried about the game, we’ve got this.
UM: Do you feel you and your team are ready for the start of the season.
Zorn: Totally, man. We’re gonna be great, the team’s relaxed.
UM: And that’s why you’re watching a Matthew McConaughey movies in your office?
Zorn: Somethin’ about that guy, man, I just love his attitude towards life. Except for the high school girls part. That I can’t condone. Publicly. [winks]
UM: I swear to God, if you fuck this up I’m going to make your life a living hell.
Zorn: How do you mean, broseph?
UM: Have you ever seen Cape Fear?
Zorn: Was McConaughey in it?
I want more like this!
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