The Official Jim Zorn Pre-Game Interview
Greetings from the Meadowlands, I’m here live with Washington’s coach Jim Zorn just minutes before his team is scheduled to begin the season against one of last season’s NFC Wildcard teams. He’s granted us a few moments for some questions before taking the field.
UM: Hi Coach Zorn, I hope I’m not interrupting anything.
Zorn: [watching Failure to Launch on DVD] Hey, no problem, I’m just going over some film.
UM: You mean you’re watching a movie.
Zorn: Gotta stay relaxed man. No reason to get all worried about the game, we’ve got this.
UM: Do you feel you and your team are ready for the start of the season.
Zorn: Totally, man. We’re gonna be great, the team’s relaxed.
UM: And that’s why you’re watching a Matthew McConaughey movies in your office?
Zorn: Somethin’ about that guy, man, I just love his attitude towards life. Except for the high school girls part. That I can’t condone. Publicly. [winks]
UM: I swear to God, if you fuck this up I’m going to make your life a living hell.
Zorn: How do you mean, broseph?
UM: Have you ever seen Cape Fear?
Zorn: Was McConaughey in it?
UM: Fuck.
Tags: Homerism, Jim Zorn, ksk eksklusives, Unsilent Majority, Washington Redskins
September 4th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
I wonder if he’s got pistachio nuts in them cargo pockets to give him an even more RELAXED ‘tude.
September 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Hey, he’s got no experience, just like Joe Gibbs did! That’s good, right?
Right?
September 4th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Hey Maj, easy on the Zornster. That dude is cool, and you guys are lucky to have him.
If the Redskins suck (and I use the word “if” loosely), then it isn’t due to Zorn’s head coaching inexperience but the lack of quality players on your roster. So let us all just mellow out here, and accept that the addition of Jason Taylor won’t keep this team from finishing 8-8.
September 4th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
that was great coaching tonight
/shoves broken beer glass in own throat
September 4th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
yeah, that went well
September 4th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Even Herm Edwards was shaking his head at that clock management
September 4th, 2008 at 11:21 pm
coach zorn is harshing my mellow.
September 5th, 2008 at 12:28 am
easy on the zorn maj.
September 5th, 2008 at 3:18 am
He’s the principal from “The Breakfast Club”… there should be TP hanging from his crack.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:14 am
Dude, I think the Zornstar is just rolling through this year making bank knowing the the Big Chin fuckstick will be coaching this team next year.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:15 am
Denny Green says that Zorn’s clock management was perfect last night. He wouldn’t have done it any differently.
September 5th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I kept thinking that the offense looked familiar last night… those passes short of the sticks…. no hurry… it was the Chiefs! Why did Washington put Herm on the helmet speaker?
September 5th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
there is only one way to say Jim zorn, and that is through the TROGGGDOOOOR voice
JIIIIM ZOOOOORN!!!!!