I turned 30 this week. Lots of people said nice things to me. Well, maybe not lots. Probably ten. Seven. Four or five. Okay, THREE! Three people said nice things to me. My parents were all, “You coming into the world was one of our happiest days” and “We’re so proud of you, blah blah blah.” And… I guess that’s only two. Whatever.
Point is, they may as well have said nothing. This e-card is the nicest thing anyone can ever say to anyone else. Unless it’s “Your penis is huge!” But I’ve never heard that without sarcastic giggling.
(via the consistent excellence of someecards)
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Hey, God gave me a pretty decent hookup. And he created Asian girls, just in case.
But I’ve never heard that without sarcastic giggling.
You couldn’t afford a hooker on your bday? Sad.
“God loves each and every penis he created.”
Except He’s never seen Favre’s because Peter King’s fat head is always blocking His view.
May your favorite football team’s victory not contribute to your fantasy team’s loss.
How sad that Ape’s the only member of the Gay Mafia who has to worry about that.
@chris-bessmervin: I just didn’t want SL22 to be shocked when he finds out that god’s love isn’t enough.
Even more upsetting is when your favorite team’s loss is caused at the hands of the guy who just won your Fantasy week for you…ie Tomlinson or Gates vs. anyone who is a fan of any other team in the AFC West.
Did Doug Flutie’s autistic son have anything to do with that card?
Eh, 30 is the new 20.
Ante up, Doug Flutie
@Smurphette – Not our fault Santonio ruined it for everyone else.
God loves each and every penis that he created.
That’s great, but god’s love isn’t going to help when you’re trying to get laid.
I dont get it uff, how can your birthday have been this week? it’s not even close to 10 Nov
My Favorite:
http://www.someecards.com/upload/sports/without_tom_brady_it_seems_unlikely.html
That’s nice CC. Enjoy 30. It’s all downhill from there. And at least your mom doesn’t wake you up every April 7th at 3:56 am shrieking, “OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!”
Apparently this is the card life is sending me this week: May your MVP quarterback’s devastating ACL and MCL injury heartily contribute to the rest of America’s disgusting, vile, and hilarious schadenfreude.
I liked Flutie Flakes
all people told me (when i turned a couple weeks ago) was – youre thirty, and still dirty. ORIGINAL.
so, on that douchey note – stay dirty CC.
I have heard that but I know she said that to all the guys.
That e-card reminds of last year, when I was overjoyed that I didn’t have my handle’s namesake on any of my fantasy teams that week against Dallas…
God loves each and every penis that he created.
someecards.com is run by a bunch of insensitive fucking assholes, or my kind of people