I turned 30 this week. Lots of people said nice things to me. Well, maybe not lots. Probably ten. Seven. Four or five. Okay, THREE! Three people said nice things to me. My parents were all, “You coming into the world was one of our happiest days” and “We’re so proud of you, blah blah blah.” And… I guess that’s only two. Whatever.
Point is, they may as well have said nothing. This e-card is the nicest thing anyone can ever say to anyone else. Unless it’s “Your penis is huge!” But I’ve never heard that without sarcastic giggling.
(via the consistent excellence of someecards)
I want more like this!
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