Comments on: The NFL Season Is Finally Here, And No One Is More Prepared Than Me

By: 301_hip_hoppa

301_hip_hoppa — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:03:37 +0000

“My film study shows that Campbell has a much darker pigmentation than the younger Manning, which will give him difficulty at the quarterback position.”

Yeah, because it really befuddled that Doug Williams character. And Randall Cunningham, And Warren Moon, etc. ad infinitum.

By: Rocco

Rocco — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:30:01 +0000

I suppose the Page 3 girls will do. Then again, Jaws is a Lackawanna boy, so some Al-Qaida-wanna tail may be his bag.

By: dAndy ManCandy

dAndy ManCandy — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:24:14 +0000

I was thinkin Jaws would be more into some Asain gangbang shit myself, but hey who am I to say there is anything wrong with some busty brits that look like they have Buckwheat in the crotch lock.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:19:32 +0000

“My film study shows that Campbell has a much darker pigmentation than the younger Manning, which will give him difficulty at the quarterback position.”

So you’re saying that going on vacation to say, Mexico, and working on your tan might cause you to become a shittier QB than normal?

By: albo

albo — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:38:41 +0000

I, too, have a heavy thrist for hot NFL action tonight

By: American Villan

American Villan — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:36:17 +0000

Just don’t imagine Jaws’ cadence during this post. It’s especially terrifying when you add the Jaws Pause after ‘quench.’

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:18:27 +0000

A guy named Jaworski is into British porn? You’d think it would be all Soviet bloc porn all the time.

By: ognihs

ognihs — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:11:48 +0000

I only managed to watch 4, 295,813 hours of videotape on NFL teams, and that was while watching one game per eye, while reading play-by-play accounts of two other games in Braille with each foot.

holy shit that’s a funny image. for some reason i picture him strapped down in an electric chair.

By: Horseballs Fan

Horseballs Fan — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:59:29 +0000

The only thing missing today was a Tony ‘Dice’ Sparano post. I was really hoping that little weasal would pop by.

By: nick

nick — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:50:57 +0000

Best day in the history of KSK? I think so.