Comments on: “The Lions can suck a half nuts!” http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html KSK is a humor site dedicated solely to the NFL. Sat, 11 Feb 2012 06:43:57 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: brian http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-111262 brian Mon, 02 Mar 2009 19:50:23 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-111262 appreciate the info guys, thanks appreciate the info guys, thanks

]]> By: Mo Dred http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76851 Mo Dred Fri, 26 Sep 2008 23:03:15 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76851 @BeckyMI You only hate being a Lions fan because you're a Lions fan. Are you sure you're from MI? We're not fans; we're being held captive in football hell by the Ford family who no doubt contributed somehow by adding the Rich Rodriguez ring. "I've got a great idea! We got our asses kicked by two teams who use the spread offense, so instead of figuring out how to defend it we'll just bring in a coach to install the offense HERE! Who cares if we don't have the personnel to run it! What? Bringing in a coach who lied and left his kids in the lurch is bad for recruiting? Bullshit! We're Michigan! I mean was only the worst loss/greatest upset in NCAA history against Appalachian State..." @BeckyMI

You only hate being a Lions fan because you’re a Lions fan. Are you sure you’re from MI? We’re not fans; we’re being held captive in football hell by the Ford family who no doubt contributed somehow by adding the Rich Rodriguez ring.

“I’ve got a great idea! We got our asses kicked by two teams who use the spread offense, so instead of figuring out how to defend it we’ll just bring in a coach to install the offense HERE! Who cares if we don’t have the personnel to run it! What? Bringing in a coach who lied and left his kids in the lurch is bad for recruiting? Bullshit! We’re Michigan! I mean was only the worst loss/greatest upset in NCAA history against Appalachian State…”

]]> By: BeckyMI http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76763 BeckyMI Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:32:03 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76763 I couldn't watch past his sage 3-point advice. As if I didn't have ENOUGH reasons to hate being a Lions fan, I now add Exhibit 1,312,887 - Mike Baby. I couldn’t watch past his sage 3-point advice. As if I didn’t have ENOUGH reasons to hate being a Lions fan, I now add Exhibit 1,312,887 – Mike Baby.

]]> By: make it snow http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76759 make it snow Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:07:59 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76759 Wasn't this guy on Heroes? Wasn’t this guy on Heroes?

]]> By: Doc Holliday http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76758 Doc Holliday Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:00:12 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76758 "I've been a fag for 8 years, now" Thank you, Mr. Haitian, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon would like you to return now. “I’ve been a fag for 8 years, now”

Thank you, Mr. Haitian, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon would like you to return now.

]]> By: Matt Forte's strength coach http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76690 Matt Forte's strength coach Fri, 26 Sep 2008 06:04:33 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76690 Yeah! Fuck Jeff Backus! Yeah! Fuck Jeff Backus!

]]> By: Tyler Durden http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76688 Tyler Durden Fri, 26 Sep 2008 03:10:55 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76688 Mo Dred had me laughing out loud. TOO funny. Mo Dred had me laughing out loud. TOO funny.

]]> By: DC http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76686 DC Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:37:37 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76686 A real Lions fan would of denied ever supporting the team and cried bitter tears of envy. A real Lions fan would of denied ever supporting the team and cried bitter tears of envy.

]]> By: GPF http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76682 GPF Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:27:32 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76682 FUCK FREE WORLD! 313! FUCK FREE WORLD! 313! FUCK FREE WORLD! 313! FUCK FREE WORLD! 313!

]]> By: Mo Dred http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-lions-can-suck-a-half-nuts.html/comment-page-1#comment-76680 Mo Dred Fri, 26 Sep 2008 00:24:19 +0000 http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/?p=4942#comment-76680 There is no way he is a Lions fan. There are no Lions fans, just those with the misfortune to suffer the indignity of being born in the territory where the Lions play a game that somewhat resembles football. We don't ask if the Lions won---we ask if they found a new way to lose. The sad, sad answer is that they usually do find a brand new way to exponentially increase the local pro football misery index. There is no way he is a Lions fan. There are no Lions fans, just those with the misfortune to suffer the indignity of being born in the territory where the Lions play a game that somewhat resembles football.

We don’t ask if the Lions won—we ask if they found a new way to lose. The sad, sad answer is that they usually do find a brand new way to exponentially increase the local pro football misery index.

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