“The Lions can suck a half nuts!”
I’d like to think that somehow William Clay Ford, Sr. saw this video through his monocle and deemed it the last straw for Matt Millen. “Egad, if a long-time fan like Mike Baby, who has been with us for a whole eight years, doesn’t want to fucking talk to the Lions anymore then I must terminate Millen’s employment posthaste!”
In case you missed it, here’s a recap of Mike’s BITCH LIST:
* Jon Kitna
* Calvin Johnson
* Jeff Backus
* “The Rookie”
* Dude who tries in vain to rally support for the Lions
Ha! That white guy told the black guy with the funny accent to “Go home!” That’s some original shit right there. And you know what the black guy did? He totally got into his Camry and drove back to Berrien Springs. In your face!
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September 25th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
Hilarious.
September 25th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
*adds “Cockpunch Faux-Hawk” to list of things to do before I die*
September 25th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
the other half is for rubbin’
September 25th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Are we sure that’s not Amobi Okoye?
September 25th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
If he was a real Lions fan he would have said “fuck Joey Harrington” , also Mike baby must have Roy Williams on his fantasy team.
September 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Berrien Springs!
/cheers loudly and inexplicably, knowing the location mentioned
September 25th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Wait – Lemmy write this down:
1. Fuck Bitches
2. Get Hoes
3. Get Laid
Is it in that order?
September 25th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
4. PROFIT!!!!
September 25th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Can we get this guy to replace Tony Kornheiser on MNF?
September 25th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Very articulate. I see that Detroit schools are still turning out quality students, with their priorities straight.
September 25th, 2008 at 5:01 pm
Is it me, or did this guy get more foreign as the interview went on?
September 25th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
What’s good, baby?
Apparently not Mike Baby’s grasp of syntax or ability to hold his alcohol…
September 25th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
He actually tried to articulate a point once the topic turned to Matt Millen. What an effect that man had on people.
September 25th, 2008 at 6:22 pm
See? Matt Millen actually did something positive for the city of Detroit. He taught those kids how to hate and how to pontificate about that hate.
September 25th, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Is that dude dylan from Chapelles’ Show “The mad real world” I speet hot fiah, mon!!
September 25th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
I like how he took forever to say “our rookie”
September 25th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
@ JAFO: Blasphemy! “Making the Band” is where Dylan (aka Die-lon) speets hot fiah!
September 25th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Well, I guess living in Haitian squalor all his life and then becoming a Lions fan right at the beginning of Millen’s tenure is pretty bad. And on that note I’d like to say “Yeah, uhhh fuck Mike Baby, fuck that dude’s gelled up head, fuck Backus and Kitna (he got that one right), and I’m appointing myself new Lions GM—for life. You can just call me the Papa Doc of Detroit Football.”
And by that I mean I would execute personnel at the first whiff of dissent in a hidden place beneath Tiger Stadium, make claims that I’m the living embodiment of Coleman A. Young, and use my voodoo magic to destroy the other NFL teams. Believe me, this plan is solid compared to whatever the fuck Millen was doing the last 7-8 years.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
He would also like to talk to you about a $15 million dollars US fortune that is sitting in a storage unit in Accra.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
There is no way he is a Lions fan. There are no Lions fans, just those with the misfortune to suffer the indignity of being born in the territory where the Lions play a game that somewhat resembles football.
We don’t ask if the Lions won—we ask if they found a new way to lose. The sad, sad answer is that they usually do find a brand new way to exponentially increase the local pro football misery index.
September 25th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
FUCK FREE WORLD! 313! FUCK FREE WORLD! 313!
September 25th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
A real Lions fan would of denied ever supporting the team and cried bitter tears of envy.
September 25th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
Mo Dred had me laughing out loud. TOO funny.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:04 am
Yeah! Fuck Jeff Backus!
September 26th, 2008 at 1:00 pm
“I’ve been a fag for 8 years, now”
Thank you, Mr. Haitian, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon would like you to return now.
September 26th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
Wasn’t this guy on Heroes?
September 26th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I couldn’t watch past his sage 3-point advice. As if I didn’t have ENOUGH reasons to hate being a Lions fan, I now add Exhibit 1,312,887 – Mike Baby.
September 26th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
@BeckyMI
You only hate being a Lions fan because you’re a Lions fan. Are you sure you’re from MI? We’re not fans; we’re being held captive in football hell by the Ford family who no doubt contributed somehow by adding the Rich Rodriguez ring.
“I’ve got a great idea! We got our asses kicked by two teams who use the spread offense, so instead of figuring out how to defend it we’ll just bring in a coach to install the offense HERE! Who cares if we don’t have the personnel to run it! What? Bringing in a coach who lied and left his kids in the lurch is bad for recruiting? Bullshit! We’re Michigan! I mean was only the worst loss/greatest upset in NCAA history against Appalachian State…”
March 2nd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
appreciate the info guys, thanks