It’s finally the first NFL Sunday of the year. I’d like to personally thank Tropical Storm Hanna for getting me out of a long-planned family trip to the beach. I really didn’t want to do that, and now I don’t have to! YEEEEAAARRRGGHHH!!!
Consider this your open thread to discuss the games, the pregame shows, fantasy advice, or picks for the day. Will Brett Favre look good with the Jets? Will the Patriots dominate as they did last regular season? Are open-ended questions like this gayer than an extra cock stapled to Alan Cumming’s forehead?
My lock of the week: Sambo over the Bitch.
I want more like this!
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