The Holy Day Has Arrived
09.07.08
It’s finally the first NFL Sunday of the year. I’d like to personally thank Tropical Storm Hanna for getting me out of a long-planned family trip to the beach. I really didn’t want to do that, and now I don’t have to! YEEEEAAARRRGGHHH!!!
Consider this your open thread to discuss the games, the pregame shows, fantasy advice, or picks for the day. Will Brett Favre look good with the Jets? Will the Patriots dominate as they did last regular season? Are open-ended questions like this gayer than an extra cock stapled to Alan Cumming’s forehead?
My lock of the week: Sambo over the Bitch.
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Orton’s career W/L record (13-6!) is proof that “with you” does not = “because of you “.
NFL has gone to shit.
An actress fucked by Colin Ferrell catches a game winning touchdown.
Orton leads the Bears like he’s Joe Montana.
Flaco is 1-0.
I could go on and on with how fucked up this day was, but I won’t. Feel free to add to this bizarro list.
Fuck that was awesome
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! PANTHERS WIN!!!! PANTHERS WIN ON LAST PLAY OF GAME!!!! DELHOMME TO ROSARIO!!!! HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! PANTHERS 26, CHARGERS 24!!!! FUCK YOU, MARMALARD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanted:
Lions D-line and Linebacking core!!!
Woo hoo, Brady goes down…too bad for the guy, but that locked up my head to head fantasy win.
Oh yeah and the Browns are not covering…
Marmalard threw a pass that didn’t hang in the air for 30 seconds. It’s gotta be the roids…or the special sauce.
Fuck joe Buck’s forehead. Go cowboys.
Hell yeah Baltimore is winning!
/worked at the Raven’s Training Camp, feels irrational pride in the team
Favre almost Favred when he threw up that lame duck of a TD pass.
As a GB fan, I look forward to the NY press ripping him a new one when that shit doesn’t work an costs the Jets wins.
Favre will win you 3 or 4 more games than you otherwise would have, but he’ll also lose you a few that should’ve been won.
something is very wrong: atlanta is winning, and buffalo is shellacking the seahawks.
hell… even baltimore is winning.
Steelers are currently beating the Texans 28-3. Someone needs to buy Stephanie Stradley a very stiff drink.
Ha. Funny the first time in years Tom Brady wasn’t on the injury report and he gets injured. Fucking Pats
Matt Ryan’s coming out party!!
Anyone have Gisele’s number?
today really should be a holiday. first nfl sunday, tom brady gets his shit ruined.
it’s like finding extra presents at christmas.
Brady hurt his knee a full 15 minutes ago and no article?
You guys are losing your touch!
(It was no Lincoln Navigator pinning him to an NYC store front, but it will do…it will do)
tom brady just wanted to beat peyton manning in knee injuries.
Hines Wald has more than 100 yards in the first quarter.
Take that, tarr leceivel!
My brother said after Brady went down, everyone at the bar cheered. So there’s hope for humanity yet…
I don’t think I have ever wanted someone to be injured as much as I have wanted Tom Brady to be injured. I think I’m going to cry. Tomorrow at school is gonna be almost as sweet as the day after the Super Bowl.
Tawwmy is NOT happy.
Bernard Pollard would be advised to never, ever visit the greater Boston area the rest of his life. Oh, and for what he did to Brady, I doubt there is any place he can hide from Tommy
Holy shit. Drew’s gonna have to pay out his Brady Bounty.
Was it a good move to pick up Devin Hester? He won’t start this week, but will I reap any sort of benefits from his services?
Hey, guys, I’m at the local McSportsbar, and I’ve got a Cover It Live session open at Dave’s Football Blog. Stop by and say hey.
“Sambo over the bitch”
Damn, I was hoping that link was going to be about the Russian martial art, not a completely un-surprising quote from the American Nazi Party’s Chairwoman.
Oh, and don’t start football Jesus- he’s got suspect hands and some foot injuries.
Ya betta ask somebodaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy how you got stuck with two shitty QBs.
I’d go Horseballs, but that’s probably my hope that he destroys Dallas talking. Actually, it’s definitely that.
I will take Chad Ocho Cinco to provide a big day.. Que Paso ese?
I’m tempted to say Horseballs, just because I want Marmalard to blow out his knee in the first quarter.
/Go Panthers!
OK quick Lee Evans, yes i read the post or Patrick Crayton??? And i hope the right answer is HorseBalls cause that is who i am starting.
Jesus doesn’t have to wear a helmet because he was grandfathered in under the league’s helmet rules.
The Pirates beat someone last night? I thought the bullpen melted down… oh, snap, that was college football? Who gives a crap about that shiz? So quick question: is Santonio Holmes a great sleeper receiver or the greatest sleeper received in professional football?
Devin Hester, Kevin Jones, or Marvin Harrison – which one should I start in my flex spot, and why. Go!
Horse balls. If I’ve learned anything from videos on the internet…
I say Marmalard. Although, the fact that you have Marmalard and Horseballs on one team is pretty funny.
You gotta start Horseballs and his 270 yards, 2TD
You’re gonna go with H-Balls throwing against the Cowboys D? Pac-Man gon’ pound dat azz.
Tsk tsk. A thinly veiled excuse to ask our readers fantasy football advice. At any rate, if you pick the right one, he’ll probably give you a copy of his book.
I’m confused. Shouldn’t Jesus be taking the handoff? And wearing a Vikes Jersey.
you gotta start the horseballs. roy williams is allergic to coverage.