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	<title>Comments on: The Emo Eagles Don&#8217;t Want To Bring The Girls Into This</title>
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		<title>By: jackin'4beats</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-emo-eagles-dont-want-to-bring-the-girls-into-this.html/comment-page-1#comment-74101</link>
		<dc:creator>jackin'4beats</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:43:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The Eagles are going down like a hooker at the point.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Eagles are going down like a hooker at the point.</p>
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		<title>By: 70 Chip</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-emo-eagles-dont-want-to-bring-the-girls-into-this.html/comment-page-1#comment-74100</link>
		<dc:creator>70 Chip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 15:39:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Philly, ugliest city in America
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080911/lf_nm_life/miami_dc_1</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Philly, ugliest city in America<br />
<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080911/lf_nm_life/miami_dc_1" rel="nofollow">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080911/lf_nm_life/miami_dc_1</a></p>
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		<title>By: Smello</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-emo-eagles-dont-want-to-bring-the-girls-into-this.html/comment-page-1#comment-74087</link>
		<dc:creator>Smello</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 14:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw 2 minutes of Ms. Simpson on Letterman last night.  I do believe I&#039;m dumber for it.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw 2 minutes of Ms. Simpson on Letterman last night.  I do believe I&#8217;m dumber for it.</p>
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		<title>By: Leid</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-emo-eagles-dont-want-to-bring-the-girls-into-this.html/comment-page-1#comment-74075</link>
		<dc:creator>Leid</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 13:50:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Make this Friday sexy already! SONBITCH!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Make this Friday sexy already! SONBITCH!</p>
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		<title>By: miamidiesel</title>
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		<dc:creator>miamidiesel</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 03:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&lt;i&gt;&quot;I mean, we would talk more but she’s always showing the red icon in chat, so I’m never quite sure how to proceed with initiating conversation. I just assume she has better things to do.&quot;&lt;/i&gt;

Holy shit man, you just read my mind. Now I feel like a pussy.... Probably because I am one</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><i>&#8220;I mean, we would talk more but she’s always showing the red icon in chat, so I’m never quite sure how to proceed with initiating conversation. I just assume she has better things to do.&#8221;</i></p>
<p>Holy shit man, you just read my mind. Now I feel like a pussy&#8230;. Probably because I am one</p>
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		<title>By: 310toJoba</title>
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		<dc:creator>310toJoba</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 01:04:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn&#039;t there some kind of rule against having the emo eagles being the last post before Sexy Fridays?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t there some kind of rule against having the emo eagles being the last post before Sexy Fridays?</p>
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		<title>By: TF</title>
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		<dc:creator>TF</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:00:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Why does this post remind me of the many posts I see on livejournal???????</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why does this post remind me of the many posts I see on livejournal???????</p>
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		<title>By: Tyler Durden</title>
		<link>http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/09/the-emo-eagles-dont-want-to-bring-the-girls-into-this.html/comment-page-1#comment-74007</link>
		<dc:creator>Tyler Durden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She can&#039;t sing, I&#039;m not paying $1.50 to see a dukes of Hazzard remake and she is a distraction. (Can you imagine Troy Aikman or Roger Staubach (the original # 12) actually jetting to FAKCING CABO DURING the playoffs?

My only solace is I&#039;ve got &quot;Love child with JERRAL JONES&quot; in my &quot;Dallas Soap Opera&quot; pool. Granted I didn&#039;t get the best odds (PACMAN in trouble wit da po-po) or the worst (Terrell Owens love child with JERRAL JONES), but the winner has to buy beer for the rest of us.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She can&#8217;t sing, I&#8217;m not paying $1.50 to see a dukes of Hazzard remake and she is a distraction. (Can you imagine Troy Aikman or Roger Staubach (the original # 12) actually jetting to FAKCING CABO DURING the playoffs?</p>
<p>My only solace is I&#8217;ve got &#8220;Love child with JERRAL JONES&#8221; in my &#8220;Dallas Soap Opera&#8221; pool. Granted I didn&#8217;t get the best odds (PACMAN in trouble wit da po-po) or the worst (Terrell Owens love child with JERRAL JONES), but the winner has to buy beer for the rest of us.</p>
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		<title>By: Canada Dry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Canada Dry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:59:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>She said dooooon&#039;t don&#039;t let it go to your head
Teams like the Browns are a dime a dozen 
(Teams like the Browns are a dime A DOZAIN)

/hard to type the way that tool screams</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She said dooooon&#8217;t don&#8217;t let it go to your head<br />
Teams like the Browns are a dime a dozen<br />
(Teams like the Browns are a dime A DOZAIN)</p>
<p>/hard to type the way that tool screams</p>
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		<title>By: ognihs</title>
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		<dc:creator>ognihs</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 21:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>i have never used facebook or gchat and don&#039;t really know what they are so STAY OFF MY LAWN.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>i have never used facebook or gchat and don&#8217;t really know what they are so STAY OFF MY LAWN.</p>
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