The Emo Eagles Don’t Want To Bring The Girls Into This
Song: Taking Back Sunday, “There’s No ‘I’ In Team”
Mood : Wary :/
Hey, the Eagles are doing all right. A few more performances like the one against the Rams and there might be serious cause for excitement. I know that’s something that’s hard to come by around here. With early season triumphs comes a return to crisp autumn air, perfect for donning hoodies and concealing the tan I didn’t get over the summer. Dare I say that things for the first time in a while are starting to look up.
Or at least they were. Until Jessica Simpson had to unleash her litany of searing taunts.
Women. Their cold, calculating cruelties never fail to cut me to the core. Well, fine, Romo beau, you with your lotus life. I know your new country album is freighted with heartbreak, but I know it not to be authentic. Nothing earns my disdain like the cries of apocryphal suffering. Besides, the ladies of Philadelphia are no less assured of victory. Just the other day, Samantha totally told me she thinks Philly is going to own on Monday night.
Okay, she didn’t tell me that. That’s been her Gchat away message and Facebook status for two days now. Even though she doesn’t speak to me much, posting such things is a clear sign that she wants to me to stay abreast of her thoughts and affairs. I mean, we would talk more but she’s always showing the red icon in chat, so I’m never quite sure how to proceed with initiating conversation. I just assume she has better things to do.
This team is really all I have going right now.
Tags: the emo eagles, xmas ape
September 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
As if Jessica didn’t stain the world enough with her own musical bile… now this. What’s the point of it all?
September 11th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
Aannnnd we have just been treated to a juicy slice of Christmas Ape’s daily inner monologue. Beautiful, really.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
I feel so…cold.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Just reading a few of those comments on that song, those kids need a swift kick in the ass. But here’s to the Emo Eagles making my fantasy quarterback look smart, unlike his girlfriend.
/waits for Emo Eagles to start listening to Hawthorne Heights and become Browns fans
//Ohio is for Lovers…
///Slits wrist for knowing that shit.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Hipster douchebags watch “Good Morning America”? They must do it for the irony.
“I used to watch ‘Good Morning America’ before it got big, but then too many poseurs started watching it. Now I’m into the ‘Today Show’.”
September 11th, 2008 at 5:27 pm
perfect for donning hoodies and concealing the tan I didn’t get over the summer
Are you sure Ufford didn’t write this?
September 11th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Shouldn’t it have started, “Dear Diary, ……..”
September 11th, 2008 at 5:51 pm
i have never used facebook or gchat and don’t really know what they are so STAY OFF MY LAWN.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
She said dooooon’t don’t let it go to your head
Teams like the Browns are a dime a dozen
(Teams like the Browns are a dime A DOZAIN)
/hard to type the way that tool screams
September 11th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
She can’t sing, I’m not paying $1.50 to see a dukes of Hazzard remake and she is a distraction. (Can you imagine Troy Aikman or Roger Staubach (the original # 12) actually jetting to FAKCING CABO DURING the playoffs?
My only solace is I’ve got “Love child with JERRAL JONES” in my “Dallas Soap Opera” pool. Granted I didn’t get the best odds (PACMAN in trouble wit da po-po) or the worst (Terrell Owens love child with JERRAL JONES), but the winner has to buy beer for the rest of us.
September 11th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Why does this post remind me of the many posts I see on livejournal???????
September 11th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
Isn’t there some kind of rule against having the emo eagles being the last post before Sexy Fridays?
September 11th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
“I mean, we would talk more but she’s always showing the red icon in chat, so I’m never quite sure how to proceed with initiating conversation. I just assume she has better things to do.”
Holy shit man, you just read my mind. Now I feel like a pussy…. Probably because I am one
September 12th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Make this Friday sexy already! SONBITCH!
September 12th, 2008 at 10:28 am
I saw 2 minutes of Ms. Simpson on Letterman last night. I do believe I’m dumber for it.
September 12th, 2008 at 11:39 am
Philly, ugliest city in America
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080911/lf_nm_life/miami_dc_1
September 12th, 2008 at 11:43 am
The Eagles are going down like a hooker at the point.