Terence Newman Is A Cowboy Little Girl
Dallas cornerback Terence Newman had never been on a roller coaster before, so some of those diligent mainstream media types decided to take him for his virgin ride on Tony Hawk’s Big Spin. The monstrosity pictured is the newest attraction at Six Flags over Texas (owned by Dan Snyder of course), and while it might not look scary to you it’s enough to frighten the testicles out of a Pro Bowl cornerback. The video from Michael Ainsworth at the Dallas Morning News follows after the jump in all of its shrieking glory.
They tried to get similar video of Roy Williams enjoying the ride, but he was so intimidated that he kept trying to yank it down from behind.
Tags: dallas cowboys, Dan Snyder Owns That, KSK-BuzzCuts, Little Bitches, Terence Newman, Unsilent Majority
September 4th, 2008 at 11:32 am
needs more fuck lion
September 4th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Despite being in the same car as everyone else, Roy Williams managed to be 12 yards away from everyone.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:36 am
I thought he was going to pass-interfere before the ball got there so he wouldn’t have to get beat again.
September 4th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Dan Snyder Owns That
That would make a great category for Jeopardy.
Johnny Rockets? Dan Snyder owns that!
American Bandstand? Dan Snyder owns that!
Any NFC East team on the road? Dan Snyder does not own that.
Tottenham Hotspur? Only a matter of time!
September 4th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Apparently his Baby Jesus is lighter than everyone else’s.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Terrence Newman is going to be in serious trouble when he serves the mandatory prison sentence that’s written into every Cowboy’s contract.
September 4th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
That rollercoaster doesn’t compare to the Great American Scream Machine!!!
/Jersey’d
September 4th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
wow he really did scream like a little girl.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
Y’all gonna need a lot more titties to get Pacman on that thing.
September 4th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
I liked how he tried to say he didn’t scream to all the bystanders
and the little bitches tag is awesome and should be on anything with brady quinn
September 4th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Not much point wearing a tie when you are wearing a fucking giant foam cowboy hat.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Just went to Cedar Point and Millenium Force trumps all coasters.
/Go Giants.