Comments on: Tale of the Tape: Julius Peppers vs. Lorenzo Neal

By: Tracer Bullet

Tracer Bullet — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:02:32 +0000

I like to imagine Pep with his hand on Neal’s forehead Looney Tunes-style while Neal flails away helplessly with his lil’ bitty arms.

By: thewholefnshow

thewholefnshow — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:24:48 +0000

Juelz in a walk. Honestly, the 6 seed is LAUGHABLE for Pep, if we are indeed using the criteria of ‘if both men grew up learning to box…’ LOOK AT THE MANS PHYSICALS FOR GODS SAKE. “Best pure athlete in the competition” is all you need to know. Juelz should walk til Finals if you people have any sense.

If I was picking one dude from all pro sports who could have been ‘the One’ had they chosen to box, its Lebron first, Pep second.

By: Uncle Jesse

Uncle Jesse — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 18:07:59 +0000

Points to Peppers for killing Chris Simms’ spleen but not as many points as it could have been since Simms’ career isn’t over yet. I don’t have any doubt, if given the chance, Neal would’ve ripped out Simms’ spleen Temple of Doom-style, showed it to him, then donkey punched his entire wussy assheaded albino family.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:41:38 +0000

Peppers also has great length which means nothing in this matchup except to say that the “holds LoNeal at armslength move” would be really funny to watch especially since LoNeal is like the real life version of Juggernaut.

By: Animal Mother

Animal Mother — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 16:36:43 +0000

Lo Neal likes to spend his off season rolling around on a mat with other muscular sweaty men.

Peppers prefers to take his man down low and abuse him in the low post.

Considering how long this tale of the tape is taking, I’ll wait to see who lasts longer in this years playoffs before I vote.

By: Kimbo Gash

Kimbo Gash — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:59:50 +0000

Ditka handles them both,no problem.

By: SMK

SMK — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:58:14 +0000

Lorenzo spent 10 years running into linebackers on purpose. I don’t think he can be stopped by mere jabs and hooks.

By: Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:52:41 +0000

This is Tyson vs. Bonecrusher Smith. Chop down that tree, Lorenzo. Or Peppers could be like Michael Grant – a tall athletic phenom with the heart of a sickly canary.

By: Shane_Falco

Shane_Falco — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:48:16 +0000

Grab them Cakes inspired many victories for the Junkyard Dog…wouldnt be surprised at all to see Lorenzo with an upset here.

By: Optimus Prime Minister

Optimus Prime Minister — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:33:49 +0000

don’t know, i was too busy cowering in the corner in fear of this giant black man that referred to himself as the same name of something that i previously thought to be refreshing and delicious. to this day i can’t even look at a carton of tropicana without shitting myself