For introducing the kick to the nuts into American cinema, we salute you.
Additional badassery includes The Sting and The Verdict (well, he wasn’t that cool in Verdict but it’s a great performance).
09.28.08 at 8:06 pm
Gern
They teach you how to underline in college….Not the fuck scenes they don’t. Paul Newman=stud.
09.28.08 at 11:51 am
Crazy Little Thing
The first time I saw Cool Hand Luke, I was 17. I was at the house of a writer I admired (my brother was his student), and we watched the movie, then drank scotch and Killian’s on the porch until three in the morning while the writer spouted a bunch of bullshit. But that movie stayed with me. I was depressed when I saw the news yesterday, but it didn’t take long for me to feel good. Paul Newman lived a long, great life. He made so much that’ll last so long. I’ll never forget George Kennedy telling Luke, “Stay down,” then Luke getting back up.
09.28.08 at 11:32 am
Daniel Snyder's Bongwater
God Bless Mr. Newman and his family.
09.28.08 at 4:24 am
thepaintboy
Paul Fucking Newman.
The Dude abides.
09.28.08 at 2:32 am
Brandon Marshall Tucker Band
“Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!”
RIP to one of the greats.
09.28.08 at 2:23 am
Ben
Yeah yeah. Sure sure.
09.28.08 at 2:04 am
Slash
Yeah, I’m a little bummed. He was cool.
09.28.08 at 1:32 am
Boss Godfrey
Judge Roy Bean (speaking to the US Marshals’ wives):
I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I’m sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say “whores.” No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.
-The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean
/a minor masterpiece
Always remember: “You’re worried ’bout swimming? S–t son, the fall will probably kill ya!”
So is the list of real-men actors left alive down Redford, Eastwood and Kirk Douglas?
09.27.08 at 11:02 pm
nogoodadddy
Me: Paul Newman was alive?
JewelrySlut: Yes
Me: Was he old?
JweelrySlut: 83 or so
Me: That’s a good life and he was a good guy. I’d sign up for those 83 years. He did good things.
09.27.08 at 10:53 pm
Drave
One of the best things about KSK is the intelligence of their audience. Whether it’s parodying the NFL or eulogizing a true American icon, the comments are always spot-on.
09.27.08 at 9:18 pm
Nince Veil
I’d like to hear God explain this one. The big C, how utterly fuckin’ miserable.
…Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it.
09.27.08 at 7:03 pm
Steve
Cliche though accurate: the last of the greats.
09.27.08 at 6:27 pm
Lee Harvey
You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch that it’s me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you just can’t miss? ‘Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about it every night on the road. Five ball. You know, this is my table, man. I own it.
09.27.08 at 6:19 pm
Travis Henry's fifth kid
You better get re-married again, or he’s gonna have someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
My wife used to volunteer at one of the camps he ran for kids with life threatening illnesses, and it was clear they spared noexpense and wanted nothing back but to make these miserable kids happy, no matter the cost. Damn, that man was a class act all the way.
Restin’ in peace, boss. Restin’ in peace.
09.27.08 at 5:29 pm
Tomosexual
Today is a sad day.
09.27.08 at 5:15 pm
Caveman Captain
Ain’t no man eat fitty eggs.
09.27.08 at 5:06 pm
johnny
It’s their rink, it’s their ice, and it’s their fuckin’ town. But tonight we got our fans with us! -Reg Dunlop
Sir, you will be missed.
09.27.08 at 4:57 pm
foxxy brown
i meant $250 mil in charitible donations from the food products corp
09.27.08 at 4:57 pm
Missing T
@Mike Lupica
I know, I know . . . your wife sucks pussy
09.27.08 at 4:55 pm
foxxy brown
an exceptional talent and human being– when i was a kid i first learned of him as an activist against Vietnam and for civil rights, standing shoulder to shoulder with people like Dick Gregory and Harry Belafonte. i then discovered him as an actor. lot to be impressed with there too. over $250 in charity thru the foundation; who knows how much in private donations. the Scott (?) Newman foundation. contributions to auto racing. humility, candor, forthrightness, compassion.
heard this from a co-worker about 15 yrs ago: in Manhattan, sees Newman and Woodward approaching him on street. he goes vocally starstruck: “oh my god oh my god you’re paul newman and joanne woodward [repeat ad infinitum].” Newman just smiled , put his hand on the guy’s shoulder and said “yes. yes we are”and kept going. cool hand, indeed.
i can think of no one who better deserved to enjoy looks, talent, fame and fortune, and to pass on in the comfort of his own bed, surrounded by his loved ones. xoxo Mr. Newman
09.27.08 at 4:20 pm
ForWhomJayBellTolls
I will be drinking Coors all day in his honor
09.27.08 at 4:14 pm
The Stig
Rest in peace, gifted wheelman/thespian/philanthropist. McQueen has a GT-1 ‘Vette and a racetrack ready for you.
09.27.08 at 3:50 pm
Barney Dannelke
Captain, Road Prison 36: You gonna get used to wearin’ them chains afer a while, Luke. Don’t you never stop listenin’ to them clinking. ‘Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good.
Luke: Wish you’d stop bein’ so good to me, cap’n.
Boss: Sorry, Luke. I’m just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Luke: Nah – calling it your job don’t make it right, Boss.
—————————————————————————————
I hate it when they take away the good ones.
And thanks Drew for making a great Russo line a tag. You’re a prince.
- Barney
ps. – “Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch.”
09.27.08 at 3:43 pm
Gino Tourettsa
RIP Reggie/Luke/Hud/Butch/Fast Eddie…
Aggressive hockey is back in town!
09.27.08 at 3:33 pm
ProbablyJason
sure, sure
09.27.08 at 3:14 pm
Mike Lupica
Hanrahan…your wife is a LESBIAN!
09.27.08 at 2:54 pm
Missing T
Always take your cars on the road and always foil up for the game
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They brought their fuckin toys
For introducing the kick to the nuts into American cinema, we salute you.
Additional badassery includes The Sting and The Verdict (well, he wasn’t that cool in Verdict but it’s a great performance).
They teach you how to underline in college….Not the fuck scenes they don’t. Paul Newman=stud.
The first time I saw Cool Hand Luke, I was 17. I was at the house of a writer I admired (my brother was his student), and we watched the movie, then drank scotch and Killian’s on the porch until three in the morning while the writer spouted a bunch of bullshit. But that movie stayed with me. I was depressed when I saw the news yesterday, but it didn’t take long for me to feel good. Paul Newman lived a long, great life. He made so much that’ll last so long. I’ll never forget George Kennedy telling Luke, “Stay down,” then Luke getting back up.
God Bless Mr. Newman and his family.
Paul Fucking Newman.
The Dude abides.
“Hey Hanrahan! Suzanne sucks pussy!”
RIP to one of the greats.
Yeah yeah. Sure sure.
Yeah, I’m a little bummed. He was cool.
Judge Roy Bean (speaking to the US Marshals’ wives):
I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I’m sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say “whores.” No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.
-The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean
/a minor masterpiece
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ae6Lz_3jlo0&feature=related
Love this film.
Sad, sad day.
RIP. He earned it.
Always remember: “You’re worried ’bout swimming? S–t son, the fall will probably kill ya!”
So is the list of real-men actors left alive down Redford, Eastwood and Kirk Douglas?
Me: Paul Newman was alive?
JewelrySlut: Yes
Me: Was he old?
JweelrySlut: 83 or so
Me: That’s a good life and he was a good guy. I’d sign up for those 83 years. He did good things.
One of the best things about KSK is the intelligence of their audience. Whether it’s parodying the NFL or eulogizing a true American icon, the comments are always spot-on.
I’d like to hear God explain this one. The big C, how utterly fuckin’ miserable.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNyl6gXLMLQ
Watch. Unless you hate America
…Come on. Love me, hate me, kill me, anything. Just let me know it.
Cliche though accurate: the last of the greats.
You know, I got a hunch, fat man. I got a hunch that it’s me from here on in. One ball, corner pocket. I mean, that ever happen to you? You know, all of a sudden you feel like you just can’t miss? ‘Cause I dreamed about this game, fat man. I dreamed about it every night on the road. Five ball. You know, this is my table, man. I own it.
You better get re-married again, or he’s gonna have someone’s cock in his mouth before you can say Jack Robinson.
Seriously though, how badass is this scene?
And, yet, Amy Winehouse is still alive…
/Goodnight, sweet prince…
My wife used to volunteer at one of the camps he ran for kids with life threatening illnesses, and it was clear they spared noexpense and wanted nothing back but to make these miserable kids happy, no matter the cost. Damn, that man was a class act all the way.
Restin’ in peace, boss. Restin’ in peace.
Today is a sad day.
Ain’t no man eat fitty eggs.
It’s their rink, it’s their ice, and it’s their fuckin’ town. But tonight we got our fans with us! -Reg Dunlop
Sir, you will be missed.
i meant $250 mil in charitible donations from the food products corp
@Mike Lupica
I know, I know . . . your wife sucks pussy
an exceptional talent and human being– when i was a kid i first learned of him as an activist against Vietnam and for civil rights, standing shoulder to shoulder with people like Dick Gregory and Harry Belafonte. i then discovered him as an actor. lot to be impressed with there too. over $250 in charity thru the foundation; who knows how much in private donations. the Scott (?) Newman foundation. contributions to auto racing. humility, candor, forthrightness, compassion.
heard this from a co-worker about 15 yrs ago: in Manhattan, sees Newman and Woodward approaching him on street. he goes vocally starstruck: “oh my god oh my god you’re paul newman and joanne woodward [repeat ad infinitum].” Newman just smiled , put his hand on the guy’s shoulder and said “yes. yes we are”and kept going. cool hand, indeed.
i can think of no one who better deserved to enjoy looks, talent, fame and fortune, and to pass on in the comfort of his own bed, surrounded by his loved ones. xoxo Mr. Newman
I will be drinking Coors all day in his honor
Rest in peace, gifted wheelman/thespian/philanthropist. McQueen has a GT-1 ‘Vette and a racetrack ready for you.
Captain, Road Prison 36: You gonna get used to wearin’ them chains afer a while, Luke. Don’t you never stop listenin’ to them clinking. ‘Cause they gonna remind you of what I been saying. For your own good.
Luke: Wish you’d stop bein’ so good to me, cap’n.
Boss: Sorry, Luke. I’m just doing my job. You gotta appreciate that.
Luke: Nah – calling it your job don’t make it right, Boss.
—————————————————————————————
I hate it when they take away the good ones.
And thanks Drew for making a great Russo line a tag. You’re a prince.
- Barney
ps. – “Well that oughta be easy for a genuine son of a bitch.”
RIP Reggie/Luke/Hud/Butch/Fast Eddie…
Aggressive hockey is back in town!
sure, sure
Hanrahan…your wife is a LESBIAN!
Always take your cars on the road and always foil up for the game
Rip player/ coach Reg Dunlop
Ya know, your son look like a fag to me.
You will be missed sir.
Aye.