Comments on: So, You Have Two Hands? We Have a Job Opening for You

By: Daniel Snyder's Bongwater

Daniel Snyder's Bongwater — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 01:16:58 +0000

Have the Hawks trade a #1 draft pick to the Deadskins for Brandon Lloyd. Trust me it’ll work out for them. No really it will. I swear he’s the next facking Jerry facking Rice.

By: jackin'4beats

jackin'4beats — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 00:13:12 +0000

Omigawd, they killed Samie! YOU BASTARDS!!!!

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:25:29 +0000

GUG: I say the same to you, just replace “Patriots fan” with “49ers fan,” “Zima” with “apple-tini,” “Tom Brady” with “rooting for a horrible, horrible team,” and “bloated douchebags” with “catchers” Thank you.

/additional gay joke

By: 12 Pack Abs

12 Pack Abs — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:06:37 +0000

Where’s Pancakes House?

By: Gene Upshaw's Ghost

Gene Upshaw's Ghost — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:01:49 +0000

AS a forty niner fan, I say this to you, J.L. White: Get fucked!

By: J.L. White

J.L. White — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:52:42 +0000

AS a Seahawks fan, I say this to any Patriots fan weeping into their Zima over Tom Brady: Count your blessings, kiss your 3 Super Bowl rings, and shut the fuck up. Forever. You bloated douchebags have no idea what true pain really is.

By: martinriggs

martinriggs — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:30:43 +0000

@ Tyler D
….Waiting for the next WR to spontaneously combust

By: GFP

GFP — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 20:06:06 +0000

Bets on Mike Williams getting a 4th chance?

By: Tyler Durden

Tyler Durden — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 18:57:38 +0000

Seattle loses receivers like Spinal Tap loses drummers.

By: Gino Tourettsa

Gino Tourettsa — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 17:46:04 +0000

Clay Bennett is behind all this. How does the Oklahoma City Seahawks sound? Or will he change it to something stupid like the OK City Force or Power?