Yahoo is reporting that Tom Terrific is out for the year with a torn ACL. And it’s all thanks to the one bright beautiful man who was steel willed enough to heed our demands and make good on the challenge of a generation. For making ribbons of Dreamboat’s ligaments, we present you with this legal tender entitling the holder to $50 $60 worth of goods and services. And a goodie bag!
With it, you can buy:
-Commemorative Super Bowl XLII DVD
-One month of Netflix AND Gamefly membership
-Probably a decent lamp at Ikea
-Armed protection from Bahstan fans (5 minutes)
-6,000 Bernard Pollard football cards
- Lucrative bet against Maj’s picks that you’re bound to win
These are just a small sampling of the many options at your disposal. Don’t feel constrained by our suggestions. The money is yours to spend as you see fit. And thank you, sir. Thank you from the bottom of our cold, black, unfeeling hearts.
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hahahaha I’m still laughing!
Pollard
Brett Farve = Increased ticket sales and an 8-8 season. Period, you stupid piece of shit New Yorkers.
Stupid Sexy Flanders:
You’re daughter’s at Gate D.
Die!!!!! All of you facks can fackin’ die! Fack you! You facks!
Anybody else make $ betting against UM’s picks?
And can we get his picks for tonight ASAP?
Yesterday I felt a great disturbance in the Force. As if an entire nation screamed “FACK” in unison and was then silent.
Happy Festivus, everyone!
any links to audio of the scream? either Brady’s or Tommy’s “Faaaaaaack” would do.
Can we live-blog his season-ending surgery?
Metal Jared = one of the [very few] rational Patriots fans.
@Tim: I really can’t stand baseball, its slow and boring. I’ll watch it if its on (which if you go anywhere in New England it unfortunatly is) but i haven’t turned a baseball game on all year. But you are correct most people in New England love that stupid outdated game so I guess they will be pacified until Late September/October
Joe Gibbs has been avenged for last year’s asshat-edness
Herm: Hey Pollard, sweep the leg
Pollard: But coach?
Herm: Goddamnit man, sweep the leg, I’ve got $60 on the line
Pollard: OK coach, I’ll do it for the team
Croyle: Yeah!!! Get him a body bag!!!
Brady: If I only knew the Crane Kick, I’d get that bastard.
/joe theisman approves.
//so does the original LT.
Did anyone else fall on the floor laughing when the SNF team was acting as if Brady’s injury was one of the saddest things that has ever happened to the NFL? And like he was out MVP and this is a shocker to everyone?!
Metal Jared…You also forgot to mention, “Actually, it’s really more about the Red Sox…” above.
/also has black, uncaring heart
Why is everyone saying Patriots fans are crying? I’m not happy about Brady being hurt (obviously) but I’m not going to cry about it. He played what, 125 games in a row? It happened, it sucks but it’s part of the game. I do hope Donte’ Culpepper comes back that woudl be pretty awesome!
I understand Patriots hating is cool, I don’t mind the bounty thing, I don’t mind the ‘fuck you pats’ or any other insult you guys throw out, but crying? Please we’ve had 3 Super Bowls in the last 10 years most teams haven’t even played in that many. It must suck to root for shitty teams and only have happy experiences when a player from a better team gets hurt. I’ll keep watching my Pats, and if things get too bad I’ll just rewatch Super Bowl 36 again. I’ve been through worse with the team (read: Scott Zolak winning the only two games in an entire season) and I guess at this point the season can only get better.
TO-RON-TO TO-RON-TO I mean BUFF-A-LO BUFF-A-LO