Comments on: Simmons Pretends Like He Learned His Lesson, Tries Not to Jinx Pats

By: Undeserved Confidence

Undeserved Confidence — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:16:11 +0000

@Madonna

Yup. You got me. I guess I can just keep hating him for being a huge douche and a bit of a bigot.

By: Monkey Business

Monkey Business — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:54:39 +0000

Another notable observation:
The Colts will squeak into the playoffs, and the Jags will win the AFC South.

Simmons has gone full retard.

By: Colts and Hoosiers Fan

Colts and Hoosiers Fan — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 05:48:52 +0000

Who cares what his political affiliation is….I still hate him.

By: kman

kman — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 04:04:02 +0000

Anyone who has read him for any amount of time knows he’s a liberal Dem. Plenty of disparaging references to Bush (GW, not Reggie).

It actually all fits. Typical know it all who is annoying, tells you how to live your life, and sits at home watching tv all day. Definite Dem.

By: madonna

madonna — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 02:20:49 +0000

Dont forget Simmons tried to get Obama on his podcast but ESPN shot it down. I know you want him to be a Republican so you can make up more reasons to hate him, but he’s definitely a Dem.

By: Simmons Apologist

Simmons Apologist — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 22:26:30 +0000

@undeserved: Simmons is clearly a liberal. No Republican would ever say McCain needs to salvage his campaign. They all think he is winning. Plus, he has lived in Boston and LA. You can’t get much more liberal than that.

By: Christmas Ape

Christmas Ape — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:54:54 +0000

Sure

By: Ian

Ian — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:48:31 +0000

Wait, wait… is there a carryover from last year’s bounty?

By: Brandon Marshall Tucker Band

Brandon Marshall Tucker Band — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:29:09 +0000

I’d like to congratulate Simmons on going an entire column without letting Kevin Garnett’s coin purse come to rest on his chin a single time. Well done! Now, if he could somehow get over this idea that the entire world gives a pig’s tit what his old man thinks, he might really be getting somewhere.

By: Undeserved Confidence

Undeserved Confidence — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 21:26:26 +0000

The douchiest statement in the whole spew had to be: John McCain should hire the guys who did “Hard Knocks” to follow around Sarah Palin’s family for five weeks for a reality show. Combined with Palin’s speech last night, McCain could salvage this thing yet!

It all makes sense….the douchebagginess, the implicit bigotry….why didn’t we figure out he was a Republican before now?

Probably had something to do with the amount of weed his wife smokes but who knows….