When the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator went online earlier this week, it dawned on me that humankind has finally reached its intellectual zenith. We are now wresting away the closely-held secrets of creation itself. Every major invention that will ever be produced has now been accomplished. Sure, there may be some minor fine-tuning of existing technologies as we move forward. But as far as new discoveries go, mankind is now on the downwar—- SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, A FLOATING BEER PONG TABLE!!!!
Truly, this is an age of endless wonders.
More T&A after the jump…
[ floating beer pong table via The Presurfer; hotass Skins cheerleader photos via nflraven's flickr photostream ]
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I fear that rich has a linking problem. An intervention may be necessary.
WTF? It seems like every week it’s Redskins cheerleaders. Dude, I’m a chubby-chaser! When do we get to see the Packer and Steeler cheerleaders? Do they even have such a thing? I’m thinking a Steelers cheerleader would have to know how to dodge cans of Iron City beer.
I came trying to look for the cause of the Zappa reference, but the titties were okay too, I guess.
i am as terrified of individual black holes as i am aroused! what a horribly sexy conundrum!
@fmra
We won’t die until 10/21. They were only testing the accelerator in one direction, and then the other, so no particles have collided…yet.
@Dan: You too? WTF ladies get with it already. I bet those cheerleaders know what to do.
@FMRA
Pssh, wake me when they figure out how to update the site.
@ FMRA – Great Link – I stared at it waiting for something to happen and nothing did – gee, just like my soon to be ex wife.
All that Hadron Collider needs is some skanks in bikinis standing behind it and we’d really have something.
The 2nd pic looks like what Maggie Gyllenhal would like like if she were hot and had nice tits.
Black Ho’s and Black Holes? Is this Oakland?
Black Ho’s? Undefaeted Steelers? Gratuititous T&A? This is a great sexy Friday.
Mark Chmura invented it.
@Booby Miles:
Me too, brother. Me too.
Of all these pics, I’m not sure which best defies gravity.
The floating beer pong table is all well and good until you get the douchebag who complains that those two cups in the back-left corner aren’t touching and won’t shoot until they are.
ZOMG
Black Ho’s…now we’re talkin..
Oh sure, show us the greatest invention known to man at the end of the summer.
But nothing could be sexier than the first photo, a machine that creates black holes
I don’t know why Rich linked to an article about Pitt basketball, but I fucking love it.
What do you need to see faces for? Walk up and insert.
I’z wishin I could swim…..
Anybody got any Viagra? I’m still spunt from the last post…..
2nd pic is the best!http://www.collegefastbreak.com/pitts-big-three-and-then/
Which really pisses me off cause last time I played beer pong my buddy and I went 15-0.
Yes x10, not sure without seeing faces, and hell yes.
Floating beer pong table – been there done that. I prefer just floating the table on a couple flat floats. Beer in the pool? That’s what the filter is for. Come on people.
@chris-bessmervin: I concur. Beer pong has fallen behind cornhole as the game of choice.
Sexy friday almost got me fired.
God I cant wait to quit this job.
I can tell I am getting old now. I have moved past beer pong to beer shuffle board.
Sexy Friday indeed. Sexy, beer drinking, pong playing in the pool with hot chicks in bikinis type of Friday. That might be one of the 8 or 9 best inventions of all time.