Sexy Friday and the mothers of invention

When the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator went online earlier this week, it dawned on me that humankind has finally reached its intellectual zenith. We are now wresting away the closely-held secrets of creation itself. Every major invention that will ever be produced has now been accomplished. Sure, there may be some minor fine-tuning of existing technologies as we move forward. But as far as new discoveries go, mankind is now on the downwar—- SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP, A FLOATING BEER PONG TABLE!!!!

Truly, this is an age of endless wonders.

More T&A after the jump…

[ floating beer pong table via The Presurfer; hotass Skins cheerleader photos via nflraven's flickr photostream ]

Tags: better living though plastics, redskins cheerleaders are hawt, sexy friday

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30 Responses to “Sexy Friday and the mothers of invention”

1. Pepster Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

   Sexy Friday indeed. Sexy, beer drinking, pong playing in the pool with hot chicks in bikinis type of Friday. That might be one of the 8 or 9 best inventions of all time.

2. chris-bessmervin Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

   I can tell I am getting old now. I have moved past beer pong to beer shuffle board.

3. Shane_Falco Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

   Sexy friday almost got me fired.

   God I cant wait to quit this job.

4. Rocco Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

   Yes x10, not sure without seeing faces, and hell yes.

   Floating beer pong table – been there done that. I prefer just floating the table on a couple flat floats. Beer in the pool? That’s what the filter is for. Come on people.

   @chris-bessmervin: I concur. Beer pong has fallen behind cornhole as the game of choice.

5. Rocco Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 3:59 pm

   Which really pisses me off cause last time I played beer pong my buddy and I went 15-0.

6. rich Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 4:01 pm

   2nd pic is the best!http://www.collegefastbreak.com/pitts-big-three-and-then/

7. dAndy ManCandy Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 4:03 pm

   Anybody got any Viagra? I’m still spunt from the last post…..

8. Booby Miles Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 4:08 pm

   I’z wishin I could swim…..

9. The Pirate Sloth Says:
   September 12th, 2008 at 4:13 pm

   What do you need to see faces for? Walk up and insert.

10. Unsilent Majority Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm

    I don’t know why Rich linked to an article about Pitt basketball, but I fucking love it.

11. thekingofcheap Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:15 pm

    But nothing could be sexier than the first photo, a machine that creates black holes

12. El Duke Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

    Oh sure, show us the greatest invention known to man at the end of the summer.

13. Booby Miles Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:19 pm

    Black Ho’s…now we’re talkin..

14. futuremrsrickankiel Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:51 pm

    ZOMG

15. Juice Springsteen Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    The floating beer pong table is all well and good until you get the douchebag who complains that those two cups in the back-left corner aren’t touching and won’t shoot until they are.

16. Harry Pelotas Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    Of all these pics, I’m not sure which best defies gravity.

17. Nick Drake Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:04 pm

    @Booby Miles:

    Me too, brother. Me too.

18. Stylist Mick Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

    Mark Chmura invented it.

19. jackin'4beats Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:15 pm

    Black Ho’s? Undefaeted Steelers? Gratuititous T&A? This is a great sexy Friday.

20. Animal Mother Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:23 pm

    Black Ho’s and Black Holes? Is this Oakland?

21. TDub Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:24 pm

    The 2nd pic looks like what Maggie Gyllenhal would like like if she were hot and had nice tits.

22. dick_gozinia Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    All that Hadron Collider needs is some skanks in bikinis standing behind it and we’d really have something.

23. Dan From Chicago Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    @ FMRA – Great Link – I stared at it waiting for something to happen and nothing did – gee, just like my soon to be ex wife.

24. twoeightnine Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    @FMRA
    Pssh, wake me when they figure out how to update the site.

25. Rocco Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    @Dan: You too? WTF ladies get with it already. I bet those cheerleaders know what to do.

26. pain-ther fan Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 8:17 pm

    @fmra

    We won’t die until 10/21. They were only testing the accelerator in one direction, and then the other, so no particles have collided…yet.

27. theGrantimal Says:
    September 12th, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    i am as terrified of individual black holes as i am aroused! what a horribly sexy conundrum!

28. BB Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 9:44 am

    I came trying to look for the cause of the Zappa reference, but the titties were okay too, I guess.

29. Jez Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    WTF? It seems like every week it’s Redskins cheerleaders. Dude, I’m a chubby-chaser! When do we get to see the Packer and Steeler cheerleaders? Do they even have such a thing? I’m thinking a Steelers cheerleader would have to know how to dodge cans of Iron City beer.

30. Spanky Datass Says:
    September 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    I fear that rich has a linking problem. An intervention may be necessary.

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