See? I Done Told Y’all Muthaf–kas
Motherfuckers never ready to listen to Joey Porter until reality come hit they ass in the mouf. By then, they mouf all busted up by reality and I ain’t want nothing to do with they ass. FIX YO’ MOUF!
What’d I say? “We gonna get our first win of the season real easy over the Moose and his old ass defense!” That’s what I said! Y’all was laaaaaughin’. Had yoselves a good ol’ laugh at Joey’s expense. Like Bernie Mac was still alive and shit. WELL BERNIE MAC DEAD MUTHAFUCKAS! I KILLED HIS ASS DEAD! FUCK WHAT YA HEARD!
What happened?! We won, didn’t we? Yeah, I predict wins before every game, but the difference is this one came true! FIX YO’ MOUF!
That means people are ready to listen to Joey Porter again. That means I’m ready to issue a few more proclamations.
Ahem.
Presidential debates start this Friday. That means vice presidential debates start soon after. They ain’t nothing but backup presidents. Throw the kitchen sink at they ass. Shit, Joey Porter could be politickin’. Make Joey Porter secretary of punching folk at the poker table. I’d be the best one yet.
No 2: Quit with the fucking “I am P.C.” ads. Ain’t that many muthafuckas are politically correct. I walk down the street and hear racial DISRESPECT everyday. And fuck Pharrell being in that commercial. We talk shit about whitey all the time.
No. 3: Can’t no one convince me a white boy could get that fine-ass black woman Kerry Washington like in Lakeview Terrace. Pfft. Hollywood don’t know dick. That’s why I’mma run it someday.
I’ll be back to drop some more knowledge when it needs to be dropped. FIX YO’ MOUF!
Tags: i still love ya joey even if you suck and you're an asshole, xmas ape
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:06 am
Droppin’ Knowledge Bombs on Bitches.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:07 am
The only one slight little thing I didn’t like about the patriots and belicheck getting raped is that Joey Porter actually backed up his smack. But I am all for it if they can beat the patriots like that every time.
I hope he talks about and then tears Belicheck’s ACL/MCL in both legs next game when he tackles Welkahh and pushes him into Belicheck’s knees. Then I would be a Joey Porter fan forever.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:10 am
Y’know, if I didn’t know any better, I’d think Mr. Porter was trying to promote the use of a new catchphrase.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 am
FIX YO’ MOUF!
That’s gonna be the answer to every question my boss asks me today.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:28 am
Joey’s all in motherfuckers.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:31 am
I hate Joey Porter, to the point where he’s the only player I’d actually wish gruesome, YouTube replay quality injury upon.
Then I remember that he had to suffer through a 1-15 season and plays for the Dolphins. It makes me feel slightly better.
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:35 am
I sense a new character rising in the KSK arsenal. FIX YO MOUF! could be the new “ain’t down wid it.”
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:39 am
Joey Porter Secretary of punching folk at the poker table is a valid pick. Would Hines Ward be his interpreter?
September 22nd, 2008 at 9:51 am
Git yo hand outta my pocket!
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:03 am
Worst part of the debacle in Foxboro: Mercury Morris will be running his mouf on tv again. Oh to have fixed his mouf in February.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:09 am
After beating the Packers last night, Tony Romo is a shoo-in for Secretary of Smiles.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:16 am
> That means I’m ready to issue a few more proclamations.
You had me going as believable right up until this point.
Sorry, too big (complex?) a word.
September 22nd, 2008 at 10:43 am
Who the fuck is Joey Porter?
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 pm
I really, really, really, really want Joey Porter to become a member of the established pantheon of KSK characters. In other words, throw the kitchen sink at the ass.
September 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 pm
All steerah rofrense need fix they ass
September 22nd, 2008 at 2:44 pm
From Yahoo!:
“Brown scored a team record four touchdowns rushing and threw for another — with four of the scores coming on direct snaps to the running back — as Miami stunned New England 38-13 Sunday.”
Coach Childress: Hey! I have an idea…